I told you: soon enough he'll be banging his shoe on a table, screaming "we will bury you" at GWB.

Actually the hat tip should go to the Anti-Idiotarian Rotweiller, but then, he would probably chew up the hat....

Papertiger,
LOL! Can you just hear one of Sen. Lurch's big clodhoppers pounding the wood now?

Judge: Mr. Kerry you are out of order. Please stop banging the shoe on the desk and sit down.

Kerry: OUT OF ORDER? (shoebang) NO, YOUR OUT OF ORDER! (shoebang) THIS COURT IS OUT OF ORDER! (shoebang) THIS WHOLE COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER! (shoebang, shoebang, shoebang)

Judge: Bailif remove Mr. Kerry from the courtroom.

(in a whispered aside to the bailiff)Rough him up a little, when you get him out.

Brilliant!

Val if you were a satellite TV company, I'd marry you.
Um both of you.

(Needless to say, I'm a bit confused.)

Paper - LOL

A bit 'confused'...if you know not to vote for JoKe, then it means you have all your marbles...

;)

cut to courtscene one minute after my last post:

Sir put down the shoe.

Do you know who I am? I could buy twenty of you!

Sir put down the shoe.

I was in Vietnam when you were in diapers.

Sir put down the shoe or I will mace you.

My name is John Kerry and I voted to increase court security funding before I voted against it.

I know who you are Sir but if you don't put down the shoe and take two steps away from the Loafer I will mace you. This is your final warning.

I have talked to world leaders . I have conferences with the most powerful people on the planet... Ouch my eyes Oww Terrrrrrrrrrrrrryeeeee . How dare you touch my person. You ... You ... COMMONER!
I won three purple hearts when you were just a twinkle in your fathers eye ...
You won't get a way with this ...
My Friend Edwards is a powerful lawyer... You'll be so---r----r---y.... mmmph mmm mmmph.

Judge: Thank you Bailiff - for the muzzle I mean. Nice touch!

Bailiff: Your welcome Judge O'Niell. Do you want me to let him go after I get him out of here?

Judge: Naw lock him up.

"Val, if you were a satellite TV company I would marry you."

Val,
He thinks you're quite a dish!

Tiger,
A gal is always receptive to a compliment.
Especially from a guy who has earned his stripes!

Hey, Tiger, did I hear right?
Kalifornia is taking on the over-the-road truck drivers? Telling them to turn off their rigs if they are stopped for more than 5 minutes? Many of those hard working, low paid, folk live in their rigs. Are they supposed to sweat to death?

I suddenly see prices for goods getting even higher in your part of the world.

Dang nab, elitist, we know what's best for the stupid population, and were going to drag them kicking and screaming into doing it, for their own good, Democratic Legislature.

um no Val from TX I hadn't heard about it til you brought it up.
They can pass harrasment statutes from now til the end of time But lets see them enforce it.

Muhaaaaa haaa haaaa ha (Vincent Price laugh)

Commoner! LOL!

Lay off the laughing gas, people. You're making me worry...

;)