December 06, 2004

A figment of our imagination

Amazingly, a very polite and seemingly knowledgeable Muslim man told me that we Americans are fighting the wrong enemy. Everyone but we Americans know that it was the Jews that attacked America on 9/11. There were no Muslims on those planes. Muslims just don’t do such things. It was a Zionist conspiracy that blamed peaceful Muslims for the attack on America and the attack was planned and carried out by Jewish plotters to have the most powerful country in the world destroy Islam for Israel.

When I pointed out that Osama Bin Laden had admitted to the attack and clearly stated he planned more destructive attacks on America, the response was mind-boggling. It seems there are Muslims out there in the world who believe that bin Laden is fictional. That’s right: Bin Laden doesn’t exist. He is just part of the elaborate Jewish plot. This explains why we have not caught him.

Well, OK, I'm not so sure about the bearded guy being fictional, but, hey, for once, something isn't Bush's fault - it's (slapping hand on forehead) the Jews!

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Posted by Valerie at December 6, 2004 06:24 AM
Comments

Believe it or not, more Muslims than thought believe Bin Laden is fictional. A former friend thought he was just a helpful character invented by Americans, well, for the reasons you can guess.

Sigh.

Posted by: Carine at December 6, 2004 12:05 PM

Soon, they will be claiming their headhunting and child sacrificing co-religionists are fictional as well. Never mind beheadings on video or heads found in refrigerators. Or training minors as human bombs or fiery sacrifices. These people are delusional and reverting to the practices of their old pre-muslim religion (Ba'al pantheon). If they don't reform they are on history's ash heap!

Posted by: INTERVENTOR at December 6, 2004 01:42 PM

There were no Muslims on those planes. Muslims just don’t do such things.

No, no, of course not. They don't behead people either. Nor do they blow up people. Just, peace loving folks, painted in a bad light by the Jews.

Posted by: andy at December 7, 2004 12:50 AM