January 25, 2005

And the winner is...

NOT him. I'm sure he's screaming conspiracy to anyone who will listen. I'm sure he'll be quoted as saying that conservatives control Hollywood. I'm sure he'll come out with some line about being censored. In any case, looks like Hollywood decided that he's had E-nough! glory for now and his name is not on the list of nominees for this year's Academy Awards.

A nice present to celebrate E-nough!'s one-year anniversary.

Of course, we here at E-nough! deplore the incredible waste of money being spent on the gala. (I'd like to find an estimate...) We would like to think that the post-ceremony parties will be toned down...after all, we are a country at war...but, well, we somehow doubt that they will.

Posted by Valerie at January 25, 2005 03:17 PM
Comments

Yeah, The Bloated One is out in the cold. Heh-heh.
So, that plan to pull your pack o' lies out of the documentary category so it could be nominated for Best Picture didn't quite work out like you planned, Mickey-boy? Must suck to be you! Bwahahahaha!

I nominiate "Patches the Horse" as best documentary of the year.

Posted by: Valerie, Texas at January 25, 2005 04:45 PM

Not so fast Valerie!
They'll probably seat His Largeness near the front so the cameras can get his reaction during the awards.
Viewers can look forward to frequent closeups of a 500lb fat slob with bits of food and other debris trapped in his beard stubble and neck folds. And I wouldn't rule out them asking him to read the nominees and announce the best documentary award, where he can add some of his characteristically charming and witty remarks that have made him an important international figure.
Perhaps it's your celebratory mood that has clouded your otherwise impeccable judgement, but I must disagree with you - this overstuffed....ego will find a way to get his fat face on television in spite of the apparent snubbing.

Posted by: southpaw at January 25, 2005 06:28 PM
Did you know that 1938 was 66 years ago ? and that in 1938 noone knew what would happen after 1939 ?

OH-MY-GOD

An E-nough classic comment.

Posted by: Doug at January 25, 2005 06:43 PM

Southpaw,
I propose "Operation Luau":
M. Moore, trussed up,w/camer duct-taped in one meaty fist.
An apple stuffed in his maw.
Clint Eastwood's front door.

You do the math.

Posted by: Valerie, Texas at January 25, 2005 09:22 PM

Recipe for Disaster

A public service presented by the United Nations Food for Thought For Oil Program, Kofi Annan, Cashier

Take the George Bush "W" invert it and all its attendant values, voilą ! You now have the Michael Moore "M". (Don't attempt this without proper UN supervision.)

We hope this goes a way toward explaining Michael Moore, a person who believes dissatisfaction is the highest attainment in life.

DGB

Posted by: Damian at January 26, 2005 03:54 AM

Review in Washington Times today about the French movie that was nominated for a Oscar as best foreign film, Les Choristes.

Any of you seen it?

Posted by: andy at January 28, 2005 02:11 PM

Andy:

Nope. I'm so NOT a fan of the principal actor, Gerard Jugnot.

It was a big success here and the French are thrilled to see it nominated.

Posted by: Valerie at January 28, 2005 06:02 PM