February 07, 2005

Those French who want to save the American people

[This post is also on Pave France. More information about this interview can be found here]

Tomorrow, Condoleezza Rice will be in Paris supposedly in part to mend trans-atlantic relations. But is it really worth the effort? One can wonder when in a country such as France, Dr. Rice is treated this way in a paper titled 'The (Simple-Minded) Anti-American':

What is Condoleeza Rice doing in the US Government, alongside guys who are as un-funky and un-cool as George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld or Dick Cheney? Was Condi drugged? Hypnotized? Was she brain-washed? Does she think she's a right-wing white woman?

Indeed Mr. Royer, I am not the only one to find this not only not funny, but rude. To say the least. Not to mention that I highly doubt the total of all IQs of the team of l'AA(p) could match up to Dr. Rice's. Come on Mr. Royer! It's just for fun, right!?

Unfortunately, Mr. Royer seems more prone to humor, insults and accusations targeting Republicans and Americans - sorry - United Statians in general, than to self-mockery and/or self-criticism. Too bad, though not surprising.

So here is the interview. All emphases, links, and comments between questions and answers, are mine. I invite Mr. Royer to post any comment he may want to add in the comment section. We are certainly open to discussion. That must be one of the drawbacks of having the IQ of a Republican.

The original, French version is available at the end of this post.

E-nough!: L'Anti-américain (primaire): a "satirical" newspaper about anti-Americanism, or a "humorous", anti-American paper? The sincerity of the editorial [of the first issue] is ambiguous: on one hand, you're using a curious parallel between the famous "Lafayette, we are here", by exclaiming "Bush, here we are!" On the other hand, you're linking the creation of l'AA(p) to a so-called American francophobia that you trace back to 3 years ago. So, where is this idea really coming from? Do you have sponsors? Marianne? Le Nouvel Observateur? Le Quai d'Orsay maybe?

Frédéric Royer: Of course, and as you must certainly have noted, l'AA(p) is not at all an anti-American newspaper (otherwise, no United-Statian collaborator would take part in it!) but of course an anti-Bush and anti-Bush voters newspaper. Which, according to the number of voters in the United States, only represents a small part of the population of this country (comforting, isn't it?). Quite the opposite, we are actually pro-American, and we would like to contribute to saving this people - that we admire in many respects - from the political, economic, media and religious regime that got its greedy hands on it. Anyway, we are making fun both of the Republicans, but also of true simple-minded anti-Americans who do not distinguish the wheat from the chaff, nor the beam in their eyes.
Of course, we have no patron (and not "sponsor") but Le Quai d'Orsay is an idea...

"otherwise, no United-Statian collaborator would take part in it!"
Oh really?!
First of all, you saying that some in your team are American citizens or United Statians is my only "proof" they really are, just like you do not have any evidence I am really a French citizen, or that my co-bloggers are indeed American citizens. Nice try though.
Secondly, any chance your "United Statian collaborator[s]" might be quite simply anti-Americans, if not simple-minded anti-Americans? If you estimate it is not possible, then why call Jean-François Revel an anti-French just because he's criticizing French and European anti-Americanism? Mr. Revel had underlined the contradictions of anti-Americanism. Have you only read the book? Never mind.

"of course an anti-Bush and anti-Bush voters newspaper. Which, according to the number of voters in the United States, only represents a small part of the population of this country (comforting, isn't it?)"
More than 60 million people voted for George W. Bush in the United States. More than 3 millions more than for John F. Kerry. What are you hoping for? Banning democracy in the United States?
You are then officially, and in your own words, against a majority of the American voters, that is... only 51% anti-American. Is that what you meant when you wrote that you were "actually pro-American"?

"we would like to contribute to saving this people - that we admire in many respects - from the political, economic, media and religious regime that got its greedy hands on it"
May I dare answer something like... Charity begins at home? Huh?

"do not distinguish the wheat from the chaff, nor the beam in their eyes"
Whoa!! Careful here, you're sounding like a religious fundamentalist quoting the Bible like that!

"we have no patron (and not "sponsor")"
Alright, here is what we call an anglicism. I used the English word. That said, a mécène or patron is more generally used with regards to arts and in no way I thought of l'AA(p) as a piece of art or a paper of general interest.

E-N!: You specialized in rumors (you were already behind L'Examineur, some kind of French version of The Onion). At the time, if I am not mistaken, your creed was that one can make anyone believe just about anything, or that "we are all ready to believe anything". Miss France 2001's misadventure proved it. On this occasion, and accordingly to the BBC, you would have declared: "As soon as something is placed on an Internet site, people take it at face value, without asking themselves any questions". Don't you think that the same thing can happen with the factual emptiness and/or the fallacious inaccuracy of the AA(p)? Moreover, we're talking about a paper publication here. Or is it done on purpose?

F.R.: First of all, L'Examineur wasn't really a French version of The Onion, but an hybrid of The Onion and Infos du Monde [Infos du Monde was a fake news paper, founded, according to this article, by Stéphane de Rosnay who, still according to the same article, hired Mr. Royer to write in Infos du Monde], a weekly I was a co-founder of (and that was inspired by the notorious, United Statian Weekly World News). On the other hand, the goal of the AA(p) is to provide true information (everything that is shaped as an article) mixed with good jokes (clearly recognizable if your IQ is not that of a Republican - like Bush's planning or the interview of Dieudonné's cousin...). I will leave to your subjective appreciation the "emptiness" and the "inaccuracy".

"the goal of the AA(p) is to provide true information"
I will leave this to your subjective appreciation, too...

E-N!: You visibly did not pretend to high intellectual standards in your articles (true, I concede, your readers are supposed to be mainly French - By the way, are stripped girls a marketing technique to fill the emptiness?). The article about Condoleezza Rice, in the first issue, could be considered as quite crude racism too. After the rumor, is that your new specialization?

F.R.: What am I supposed to answer to that? Many people found the articles very interesting. As for your accusation of racism, I won't even answer this...

"What am I supposed to answer to that?"
That people who found the articles "very interesting" do not have the IQ of a Republican, maybe?

"As for your accusation of racism, I won't even answer this..."
Oh, I see, you prefer to bring charges against Republicans, right? "Giving Condoleezza Rice her soul back" is so much funnier.
By the way, Mr. Royer, words have meaning. I wrote "could be considered as quite crude racism". There is no "accusation" per se.

E-N!: Did the first issue sell well (figures maybe?)? In the second issue, one can find out how to subscribe for a period of a year (by the way, there has been a price increase of €0.50 for the second issue, that is a one-third increase of the price compared to the initial price). Do you wish / hope to continue on that niche of the market for long?

F.R.: We have sold 7,400 copies of the first issue for a 20,000 print run, which is rather respectable. We hope to continue as long as people buy [the paper], quite simply! Unfortunately, since W has done none of his huge, usual, bloody stupid blunders in the past two months, anti-Americanism has fallen off a bit in France lately: not good for the sales of the second issue! Since you seem to be close to Republicans, could you ask Wolfowitz or Rove that they suggest to Bush that he quickly invade North Korea?

"Unfortunately, since W has done none of his huge, usual, bloody stupid blunders in the past two months, anti-Americanism has fallen off a bit in France lately: not good for the sales of the second issue!"
But you are pro-American, right? And I bet all the profits of l'AA(p) are being sent to help Iraqi children, right? Not just in your pocket.

E-N!: In the editorial of the first issue, you defined your team as "French people like [us]" [right], "not knowing perfectly the Empire against which [you] resist". You conclude by insisting: "in conclusion, we don't really know what we're talking about (in this, we are real journalists)". There are indeed several inaccuracies regarding history and current events. For example, isn't the assimilation of the civil war, pro- and anti-slavery map, with the 2004 electoral map bothering you at all? The assimilation is not only historically impossible, it is fallacious and it is not about satire anymore but misinformation. Another example: in the first issue, P. 15, you printed a list of so-called results of the average IQ for each American state. Your source: "IQ and the Wealth of Nations, Raven's APT, The Test Agency, The Economist". Do you yourself check your sources or do you insist on propagating this hoax? [The Economist, May 20, 2004: "Last week we published a list that purported to show the IQs of states voting for George Bush and Al Gore in 2000. Alas, we were the victim of a hoax: no such data exists. By way of apology, here are two very crude ratings of states' intelligence—and how they voted." Your chart: "Now, someone has dusted off the same chart and (omitting the economic data) applied it to the 2004 presidential election, keeping the primary gag intact: the "blue" (i.e., Democratic states) are all clustered at the top of the IQ scale, while the "red" (i.e., Republican) states are clustered at the bottom. Same hoax, different year." - Chart shows relationship between 2004 electoral vote result and voter IQ, Snopes.com]

F.R.: Regarding the 2004 electoral map and the slavery map, would you be so kind as to explain to me how exactly they constitute misinformation? As for the IQ chart of the electors, our Democrat readers all understood that it was part of a "good jokes" page. Didn't you?

"would you be so kind as to explain to me how exactly they constitute misinformation?"
What does connecting two historical events more than one-hundred-year separate and which have no factual or historical link, in order to let people believe they do mean they have the same roots and consequences, is for you? "True information"?

"our Democrat readers all understood that it was part of a "good jokes" page"
And you did put the so-called sources - including The Economist, victim of a hoax - to give the impression your paper was serious then?

E-N!: At least twice, in both issues already published (in the editorial of the first issue and page 12 - "The inauguration-speech kit" - of the second issue), you implied that George W. Bush is behind the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. Do you really find this funny? Where were you, yourself, on September 11, 2001?

F.R.: Yes. At the office.

Not in the U.S. then, I guess.

E-N!: Let's admit it really is a satire of French anti-Americanism, that you're making fun both of simple-minded anti-Americans and, apparently, of some journalists (Regarding L'Examineur, you had already said: "I just want to contribute to making [people] understand that we can all be the victims of media, political and economic manipulations" ; L'Examineur's charter indicated: "Our struggle: fighting 'McDo' information, this 'malinformation' [in French, play on words with malbouffe, generally referring to McDonald's, fast food chains, sometimes American food and unhealthy food in general] that presents the same dish, the same seasoning to everybody, made up with God knows which recombined and standardized ingredients, served on air and in newsstands handled by globalizing powers"). In the same vein, do you think it possible to publish a paper titled "L'antisémite primaire" [The simple-minded anti-Semite]? Do you think it would be as easy as anti-Americanism? Aren't we laughing at anti-Americanism as lightly as we would have laughed at anti-Semitism at a certain, dark time of Europe's history?

F.R.: There has not been 6 million United Statians killed [between 19]39-45. On the other hand, I will let you count the number of victims of the United Statians since the creation of their country. To begin with, a country, we know it, founded on the extermination of [American] Indians, and slavery of Africans. To conclude (for now), a recent article from medical magazine The Lancet estimated that the number of Iraqi civilians already killed by the U.S. army reached 100,000...

"There has not been 6 million United Statians killed [between 19]39-45"
Does this mean that a) it was okay to make fun of anti-Semitism before WWII, and b) we'll patiently wait for 6 million of "United Statians" to be exterminated by hatred and crude ignorance to do something against rampant and growing anti-Americanism? Just wondering.

"I will let you count the number of victims of the United Statians since the creation of their country"
Excuse me?!? Like what? They've killed 150 millions of people? No wait, that's communism. You must be talking about WWI and WWII, right? True, if they had not intervened in Europe, they probably would have killed less people.

So, basically, your problem here is with "United Statians", right? Not just Bush, Bush voters and Republicans?

"To begin with, a country, we know it, founded on the extermination of [American] Indians, and slavery of Africans."
"You know it", Mr. Royer? You seriously lack any basic historical culture. In your own words, you don't really know what you're talking about.
And again, words have meaning. I invite you to check here, for example, the meaning of extermination and then, in the utopian hope that you could be open-minded just a little, read, again for example, this and that.
In addition, will you dare call early pilgrims "Americans" or worse "United Statians" while they were indeed, mostly Europeans to begin with?
As for slavery... well, again, surely Europe - not to mention France - had nothing to do with it. Nothing.

"To conclude (for now), a recent article from medical magazine The Lancet estimated that the number of Iraqi civilians already killed by the U.S. army reached 100,000..."
Is there any article and/or book you mention that you have read and seriously analyzed?

Anti-Bush? Certainly. Anti-American? Maybe not, but certainly anti-United Statian. Simple-minded? Without a doubt.

Thanks Mr. Royer for allowing France to stand out this way. Thank you very much. Makes me real proud to be French.

You know what? If the third issue - that is if there is a third issue - doesn't sell well, because, "unfortunately, anti-Americanism is falling off", I hope Rupert Murdoch will consider buying you out. Although I highly doubt his IQ would allow him to do so.

[Unfold to get the questions and answers in French]

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Subject: Interview AA(p) - E-nough!
From: Carine
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 13:37:57 +0100
To: lantiamericainprimaire@yahoo.com

1. L'Anti-Américain (primaire) : journal "satirique" sur l'anti-américanisme, ou journal "drolatique" anti-américain ? La sincérité de l'édito est ambigüe : d'un côté vous faite un curieux parallèle avec le fameux "Lafayette, we are here" en vous exclamant "Bush, nous voilà !", de l'autre côté vous liez la création de l'AA(p) à une soi-disant francophobie américaine que vous faites remonter à trois ans. Alors, d’où vient cette idée réellement ?
Vous avez des sponsors ? Marianne ? Le Nouvel Observateur ? Le Quai d’Orsay peut-être ?

2. Vous êtes un spécialiste de la rumeur (Vous étiez déjà derrière L’Examineur, sorte de version française de The Onion). A l'époque de L'Examineur, si je ne me trompe, votre credo était qu’on pouvait faire croire n’importe quoi à tout le monde, ou qu'"On est tous prêts à croire n'importe quoi". La mésaventure de Miss France 2001 l'a d'ailleurs prouvé. A cette occasion, et selon la BBC, vous auriez déclaré : "As soon as something is placed on an internet site, people take it at face value, without asking themselves any questions". Vous ne croyez pas que la même chose peut se passer avec le vide factuel et/ou l'inexactitude fallacieuse de l’AA(p) ? D'autant plus qu'il s'agit là d'une publication papier. Ou est-ce fait sciemment ?

3. Vous n’avez visiblement pas cherché à élever le niveau des articles bien haut (c'est vrai, je vous le concède, votre lectorat est a priori principalement français – D'ailleurs, les filles dénudées, c’est une technique marketing pour remplir le vide ?). L’article sur Condoleezza Rice du premier numéro pourrait être considéré comme relevant d’un racisme assez primaire également. Après la rumeur, c’est votre nouveau domaine de spécialisation ?

4. Le premier numéro s’est-il bien vendu (Des chiffres peut-être ?) ? Dans le numéro 2, il y a les conditions d'abonnement pour un an. (Il y a d'ailleurs eu une augmentation du prix au numéro de 50 centimes d'euros entre le n°1 et le n°2, soit une augmentation d'un tiers du prix) Vous espérez / vous vous attendez à pouvoir continuer longtemps sur ce créneau ?

5. Dans l'édito du premier numéro, vous définissez votre équipe comme "des Français comme [nous]" (sic), "ne connaiss[ant] pas parfaitement l'Empire contre lequel [vous] résist[ez]". Vous terminez en insistant "[b]ref, nous ne savons pas réellement de quoi nous parlons (ce en quoi nous sommes de véritables journalistes)". Il y a en effet plusieurs inexactitudes historiques ou d'actualité. Par exemple, l’assimilation des cartes pro et anti-esclavage de la période guerre civile et électorale 2004 ne gêne-t-elle pas un poil votre conscience ? L’assimilation est non seulement historiquement impossible, elle est fallacieuse et ne relève plus de la satire mais de la désinformation.
Un autre exemple : dans le N°1, p. 15 vous donnez une liste des pseudo résultats des QI moyens selon les états américains. Votre source : "IQ and the Wealth of Nations, Raven's APT, The Test Agency, The Economist". Vérifiez-vous vous-même vos sources ou insistez-vous pour propager ce canular ?
[The Economist, Edition du 20 mai 2004 : "Last week we published a list that purported to show the IQs of states voting for George Bush and Al Gore in 2000. Alas, we were the victim of a hoax: no such data exists. By way of apology, here are two very crude ratings of states' intelligence—and how they voted."
Votre tableau : "Now, someone has dusted off the same chart and (omitting the economic data) applied it to the 2004 presidential election, keeping the primary gag intact: the "blue" (i.e., Democratic states) are all clustered at the top of the IQ scale, while the "red" (i.e., Republican) states are clustered at the bottom. Same hoax, different year." - Chart shows relationship between 2004 electoral vote result and voter IQ, Snopes.com]

6. A deux reprises au moins dans les deux numéros déjà parus, vous sous-entendez (dans l'édito du numéro 1 et en page 12 - "Le discours d'investiture en kit" - du numéro 2), que GWB est l'instigateur des attentats du 11 septembre 2001. Vous trouvez vraiment ça drôle ? Vous vous trouviez où, vous, le 11 septembre 2001 ?

7. Admettons qu'il s'agisse d'une réelle satire de l'anti-américanisme français, que vous vous moquiez à la fois des anti-américains primaires et, apparemment, de certains journalistes (vous disiez déjà, au sujet de L'Examineur, "Je veux juste contribuer à faire comprendre que nous pouvons tous être victimes des manipulations médiatiques, politiques et économiques" ; la Charte de L'Examineur indiquait : "Notre lutte : Combattre l'information 'McDo', cette 'malinformation' qui présente le même plat, la même sauce à tout le monde, fabriqués à partir d'on ne sait quels ingrédients recomposés et uniformisés, servis sur des ondes et dans des kiosques aux mains des pouvoirs mondialisants".). Dans le même registre, imaginez-vous possible de publier un journal intitulé « L’antisémite primaire » ? Vous pensez que cela passerait aussi facilement que l’anti-américanisme ? Ne rit-on pas de l’anti-américanisme aussi légèrement qu’on eut rit de l’antisémitisme à une certaine époque sombre de l’Histoire de l’Europe ?

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Subject: Re: Interview AA(p) - E-nough!
From: Anti AP
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:54:16 -0800 (PST)
To: Carine

Bonjour Carine,

Bon, vous me donnez du travail… !

1 Bien entendu, et comme vous avez dû le noter, l’AA(p) n’est aucunement un journal anti-américain (sinon aucun collaborateur étasunien n’y participerait!), mais évidemment un journal anti-Bush et anti-électeurs de Bush. Ce qui, au vu du nombre de votants aux Etats-Unis, ne représente finalement qu’une petite partie de la population de ce pays (rassurant, non ?). Au contraire, nous sommes en réalité pro-américains, et aimerions contribuer à sauver ce peuple – que nous admirons par bien des aspects – du régime politique, économique, médiatique et religieux qui a fait main basse sur le pays. Bref, nous nous moquons en même temps des Républicains, mais aussi des véritables anti-américains primaires, qui ne distinguent pas le bon grain de l’ivraie, ni la poutre
dans leur œil.
Nous n’avons bien sûr aucun mécène (et pas « sponsor») mais le Quai d’Orsay, c’est une idée…

2 Tout d’abord, l’Examineur n’était pas vraiment une version française de The Onion, mais un hybride de The Onion et de Infos du Monde, hebdomadaire dont je fus le co-créateur (et qui s’inspirait lui-même du fameux Weekly World News étasunien). En revanche, l’intention de l’AA(p) est de fournir de véritables informations (tout ce qui a une forme d’article) mêlées à des bonnes blagues (clairement identifiables si on n’a pas un QI de Républicain, comme l’agenda de Bush ou l’interview du cousin de Dieudonné…). Je laisse le «vide » et l’«inexactitude » à votre subjective appréciation.

3 Que voulez-vous que je réponde à cela ? Beaucoup de gens ont trouvé les articles très intéressants. Quand à votre accusation de racisme, je ne relève même pas…

4 Nous avons vendu 7.400 exemplaires du premier numéro, pour un tirage de 20.000, ce qui est plus qu’honorable. Nous espérons continuer tant que les gens l’achèteront, tout simplement ! Malheureusement, W n’ayant fait aucune des ses énormes conneries habituelles depuis deux mois, j’ai l’impression que l’anti-américanisme est un peu retombé en France ces derniers temps : pas bon pour les ventes du numéro 2 ! Vous qui avez l’air d’être proche des Républicains,
pourriez-vous demander à Wolfowitz ou à Rove de suggérer à Bush d’envahir rapidement la Corée du Nord ?

5 Concernant la carte électorale de 2004 et la carte de l’esclavagisme, auriez-vous l’amabilité de m’expliquer en quoi elles sont constitutives d’une désinformation ? Quant au tableau des QI des électeurs, nos lecteurs démocrates ont tous compris qu’il se trouvait dans une page « bonnes blagues ». Pas vous ?

6 Oui. Au bureau.

7 Il n’y a pas eu 6 millions d’Etasuniens tués en 39-45. En revanche, je vous laisse faire le compte des victimes des Etasuniens depuis la création de leur pays. Pour commencer, un pays, on le sait, fondé sur l’extermination des Indiens et l’esclavage des Africains. Pour finir (provisoirement), un article récent de la revue médicale The Lancet estimait à déjà 100.000 le nombre de civils Irakiens tués par l’armée US…

Posted by Carine at February 7, 2005 04:05 PM
Comments

Excuse the unrelated question, but do you have any/many French readers? Just curious.

Posted by: Jay at February 8, 2005 03:54 AM

I know we have some. To say how many, I can't really tell you.

If the question is related to the French version of the interview, well, I put it there if anyone wanted to check with the original. I'm afraid I have invented nothing.

Posted by: Carine at February 8, 2005 09:49 AM

It's only related in the sense I'd never thought of the question before - I think this is the first time I've noticed anything non-english on the site, which is what made me wonder about French readers.

Posted by: Jay at February 8, 2005 02:36 PM


Where did you find that delightful Comanche Patriot? His view of Thanksgiving made my day.
With people such as he on our side, who can stand against us?

Posted by: papertiger at February 9, 2005 02:28 AM

Papertiger,
Dr. David Yeagley is a wonderful patriot. I have been reading his blog for some time. That I have failed to tell you of him, than me bad, me very, very, bad!

"United Statsian"? Sounds as stupid as the guy who came up with it. What an ass.

Posted by: Valerie, Texas at February 9, 2005 02:55 AM

The French are pútains! LOL

There. I can now do stand-up material. ;-)

Posted by: Pro-Freedom at February 9, 2005 03:36 AM

Papertiger,

I have to thank Valerie from Texas for letting me know of Dr. David Yeagley.

Posted by: Carine at February 9, 2005 09:40 AM

Carine, you can pass along to M. Royer that we, the 51% of Americans who put W. back in office, are already doing the business of "saving" America by encouraging Americans with views aligned with his to emigrate to Canada -- Quebec in particular. Perhaps M. Royer can find employment for all of them. I'm sure the Canadian government won't mind if l'AA is published in Montreal.

As for M. Royer's idea of "saving" America, tell him he'd better be more concerned with saving himself from his progeny, who will probably speak Arabic and kill him for being an infidel.

Posted by: Frank at February 9, 2005 04:41 PM

Mark Steyn has an essay in the telegraph which touches on quite a few of the topics of Enough!'s recent posts, while squishing L'Anti-américain.

I wonder what my eighth grade English teacher would say if she were to see how I use her labors?

Posted by: papertiger at February 9, 2005 05:25 PM

Hi, I'm french
I'm truly sorry about this newspaper. It's really not in our habits.

But I must say that's nothing compare of what some people in the USA are saying about us (I read a little bit of Little Green football from time to time or fuckfrance.com...).

"United Statsian" : it's not a bad word, nor a mean one. It's just a technical word to explain that the author is talking about inhabitants of the USA. How come, we have to call, americans, guys, when you're not canadian, nor mexican or south american ??
We're just trying to have a way to express this idea but, I assure you, it's not that popular in France.

And I would like to conclude that we have to agree to disagree. But we can be friends. That's the point : friendship mean talking and not just following. At least, in the french point of view...

Posted by: Jerome at February 9, 2005 10:01 PM

Jerome,

I'm French too.

I'm truly sorry about this newspaper. It's really not in our habits.

Oh really?! See the links about books on anti-Americanism in France in my previous post?

But I must say that's nothing compare of what some people in the USA are saying about us (I read a little bit of Little Green football from time to time or fuckfrance.com...).

In reaction to... Excuse me Jerome but, we're talking paper publications here. How many "The Francophobe" have been published in the U.S.A.?

"United Statsian" : it's not a bad word, nor a mean one. It's just a technical word to explain that the author is talking about inhabitants of the USA.

Comme un bon petit Français que vous êtes, bien évidemment, vous venez apprendre aux Américains comment on doit appeler les habitants de leur propre pays.

We're just trying to have a way to express this idea but, I assure you, it's not that popular in France.

It's becoming more and more. Oh, and it's the word used by the very far-left, anti-American Le Monde Diplomatique.

That's the point : friendship mean talking and not just following. At least, in the french point of view...

You mean stabbing you in the back... like trying to buy African states to block you at the UN? That's what you mean by "agree to disagree"?

Posted by: Carine at February 9, 2005 10:13 PM

For a french, you seem to know a lot about stabbing in the back !

But you should know that "etatsunien" is just a technical word. You can't argue that. It's vocabulary. IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL.

Ok inhabitants of the US want to call themselves americans. Fine.
But when you're talking in french, you need to make a distinction.
What do you think the other people of America feel about that ??? I talked with a mexican once, and he was pretty upset about it, I can tell you...

Nothing mean here, really. I don't understand your reaction, here... Especially since you're french. You should know you're own langage. You can't use this to attack french leftistes. There are other things to use here, besides that.

L'AA is really a piece of shit.
That's something we can agree on both of us ;-)
It's just a pueril try to make some easy money. And it's just a monthly thing, two months old. Nothing to do with books like "Our Oldest Ennemy" for instance, which pretends to be accurate in an historical point of view.

But I don't want to compare. It's just plain stupid. We have to do better, both.

Not every french agree with Chirac and not EVERY american agree with Bush (who got reelected with the less votes ever for a reelected president, by the way).
As people, every american I've talking to, I always have seen this little expression in their eyes when I say that I'm french. Like they think France is paradise on earth (we know both, it's not).
The same with french, a lot of us would like to live in the US.

Do you think that US never went against french interest ?? It's just politics and diplomacy. Nothing more.
But, that's true, with limited idea, like "you're with us or you are against us", it's difficult to understand the whole planet ;-)

Posted by: Jérôme at February 9, 2005 10:48 PM

Hello Carine, hello everybody,

I am French too.

Anti american books are not that popular in France, really (I actually never read one, and was aware of none of the books you talk about). On the other hand, american movie stars and politicians' biography , or even photographies (I mean about NYC or the Grand Canyon for example) usually have a fair success or are favourites for Christmas presents. France is a lot more fascinated than repelled by the US.

You're right to be upset about newspapers like the AAp (to be honest, I kinda hoped it was some 4th degree humour too, but given the sensing I have on the web, it does not really look like it...), but it is one newspaper, that in fact did not sell too well (7400 out of 20,000 doesn't sound too good to me...).
On top of that, it is a very special team of so-called journalists that mix a look alike of information with (generally basic - as in unrefined and lazy) humour to make a few bucks - l'Éxamineur being a good example of a bad newspaper.
I would not get carried away with it : you always find people to produce trash and sell it to morons.
As Jérôme puts it, it is nothing at all compared to the French-bashing wave.

About French-bashing, I find you a bit cheeky, as you want to consider only paper publications. I think it has more to do with expressing an opinion, and a blog is a perfect place to do that. Also, consider that the blog phenomena is a lot less developped in France, so opinions still go through paper mostly. That is why you don't find a "Francophobe" newspaper, but you certainly find a lot of francophobe websites in the US.

About the "United Statian" thing. We do not want to teach americans how they should call themselves, but in french, America is a continent, not a country, as you well know.
In day to day conversation, when we say "an american", we usually don't talk about a guy from Chile or Argentina, but in formal and serious publications, if you say an American, it literally means "some guy coming from the american continent".
It is exactly as if you said a European to talk about the French... or the German, or the English, or the Belgium, or the Spanish - you get the picture.
"United Statian" is not leftist, is not disminishing : it is just a bit more formal a name, that you usually only use in essays and History books.
I could also say that you should not feel you can tell us what word we should or should not use in our language - we don't do that to you.

I must say I was a bit disappointed by your answer to Jérôme, that I find a bit agressive.
I don't have the feeling we stabbed you - the americans - in the back.
I have the feeling you paid no attention to our opinion. The least we could do was not back you up for something we disagree with.
I do think the current climate is due to misunderstanding - you feel betrayed, we feel despised, and that once this is understood, there is no reason we should go on ill-thinking of each other.
I live in Oxford-UK, and have 2 friends that happen to be american. Sometimes we disagree, and yet, we're still friends.

Cheers,
Christophe.

Posted by: Fumble at February 9, 2005 11:28 PM

Jerome,

For a french, you seem to know a lot about stabbing in the back !

My mistake. I was born French, I own a French passport but I don't feel French.

But you should know that "etatsunien" is just a technical word. You can't argue that. It's vocabulary. IT IS NOT BAD AT ALL.

It is except that it was created as a reaction similar to yours: you refuse to call Americans, inhabitants of the United States, Americans. What's bothering you is that one single country is referred to as the whole continent it is a part of. But there is a reason to that. I'll let you try to find out by yourself. You can if you try.
Also, try to find the word there. Vocabulary you said?

But when you're talking in french, you need to make a distinction.

I don't need to. You do.

What do you think the other people of America feel about that ??? I talked with a mexican once, and he was pretty upset about it, I can tell you...

Yeah, I talked with un Antillais and he was pretty pissed off that people would call him French. Oh but wait! It's different! France just couldn't let go of her colonies.

Nothing mean here, really. I don't understand your reaction, here...

Read the AAp and you'll understand. Even your reaction shows envy.

Especially since you're french. You should know you're own langage.

Mais mon cher Jerome, je vous invite à vous exprimer sur quelques lignes en français, puisque vous prétendez être Français, que l'on puisse voir comment vous connaissez vous-même votre langue, au lieu de continuer à donner des leçons aux autres.

You can't use this to attack french leftistes.

Except when it's meant as an attack. And I'm not talking leftists, I'm talking far-left, Castro & Co.

And it's just a monthly thing, two months old. Nothing to do with books like "Our Oldest Ennemy" for instance, which pretends to be accurate in an historical point of view.

I'm telling you for the last time.

(who got reelected with the less votes ever for a reelected president, by the way).

Excuse me? It's a mental disease...

As people, every american I've talking to, I always have seen this little expression in their eyes when I say that I'm french. Like they think France is paradise on earth (we know both, it's not).

You live in a blue state, right?

But, that's true, with limited idea, like "you're with us or you are against us", it's difficult to understand the whole planet ;-)

Some people you don't understand Jerome. I'm never gonna try to understand a Bin Laden or a Saddam or a Castro or a Assad. They're simply against us. You should try to get that into your head before it's too late. I'm afraid it is already too late for your little socialist paradise called France.

Posted by: Carine at February 10, 2005 12:23 AM

Christophe,

Anti american books are not that popular in France, really (I actually never read one, and was aware of none of the books you talk about)

The books I wrote about are about anti-Americanism in France. You haven't heard of them because they benefit from little advertizing. On the other end, I suggest you go check, for example Gibert Joseph American Politics department, to see the quantity of hateful books published against the United States.

On the other hand, american movie stars and politicians' biography , or even photographies (I mean about NYC or the Grand Canyon for example) usually have a fair success or are favourites for Christmas presents. France is a lot more fascinated than repelled by the US.

Like this maybe?


it is one newspaper, that in fact did not sell too well (7400 out of 20,000 doesn't sound too good to me...).

Please take into account the fact that there has been NO ad or publicity, just word of mouth.

I would not get carried away with it : you always find people to produce trash and sell it to morons.

So? Is it a reason to say nothing?

As Jérôme puts it, it is nothing at all compared to the French-bashing wave. About French-bashing, I find you a bit cheeky, as you want to consider only paper publications.

People, in France, will tend to put more trust in paper publications than the Internet.

I think it has more to do with expressing an opinion, and a blog is a perfect place to do that. Also, consider that the blog phenomena is a lot less developped in France, so opinions still go through paper mostly. That is why you don't find a "Francophobe" newspaper, but you certainly find a lot of francophobe websites in the US.

Less so than I have found offensive, insulting words against Americans on French websites, dedicated or not to bashing the US.

In day to day conversation, when we say "an american", we usually don't talk about a guy from Chile or Argentina, but in formal and serious publications, if you say an American, it literally means "some guy coming from the american continent".

I don't agree. The word is relatively new. It was only used so far by most simple-minded anti-Americans. Also, you too can try to find the word there.

"United Statian" is not leftist, is not disminishing : it is just a bit more formal a name, that you usually only use in essays and History books.

You know it's not. And I didn't say it was "leftist" I said it was used by far-leftists, that should give you a hint on why it is used.

I could also say that you should not feel you can tell us what word we should or should not use in our language - we don't do that to you.

And what have you just done? In addition, you're not in your home here, my rules in my house are to be respected. That's what we call private property, you know? You're not to tell me what I should do here, but I do as I please. If it's not okay with you, you are welcome to leave.
If you can't get that, that's your problem, not mine.

I don't have the feeling we stabbed you - the americans - in the back.

First, I'm French, unfortunately. Although I'll be an American citizen one day. Secondly, what are you calling trying to bribe states to block a so-called "friend and ally" at the UN?

I have the feeling you paid no attention to our opinion.

I paid too much attention by now I think. I answered, isn't that time spent on your opinion? And pretty please don't start whining...

you feel betrayed, we feel despised,

Poor little thing that feels despised.... Learning the hard way what it is to stab America in the back? Here's a kleenex.
Again, I don't "feel betrayed" myself. As far as I'm concerned, I feel my so-called fellow citizens have betrayed American citizens.

and that once this is understood, there is no reason we should go on ill-thinking of each other.

Right, now America should forgive and forget. The bribing, the dictator-supporting, the hateful attitude. Everything.

Sometimes we disagree, and yet, we're still friends.

But I assume the lives of millions of people do not depend on your relationship or on you bribing your neighbor to prevent your two American friends from defending themselves and the world at the same time (whether you like it or not).

Posted by: Carine at February 10, 2005 12:41 AM

Carine, yes I live in a blue state.
In a university, where people are learning.
Those people voted 75% blue.
Does that mean something ? I don't know.
What the point ?
Do those people doesn't deserve the right to be called americans because they didn't vote red ?
You must be kidding, right ?
They are all entitled to be called american. The USA are not all red, just 51% as far as I know.
I hope that's not how you define democratie.
And in the other hand, I do not hope that you're pretending to represent all the people who voted red neither.
I mean, come on... You're dellusionnal.

It's really silly to attack me about my french... one other that I dont' get. What's the point ?!

And yes, Bush is the re-elected president with the thinest margin ever. You can't change that. It's a fact.

I just can't get why you keep your french passport. Throw it out and ask USA to welcome you.
Because, I don't know what you can vote here, I mean, even our right is at the left of the democrats. So... That must be difficult for you.

And maybe, you didn't understand me that well, but I said, AA is a piece of SHIT. Understood ?
Nothing to do with me or with french people, but something you don't seem to know about.
Read all the blogs from americans living in France, please. They are all charmed by our country.

Reading all those web sites and blogs full of hatred toward France, make me feel like, in the end, as french, we should be right.
If we were so wrong, not that much of people would bother to lose so much time to write about us. Instead they just should write about how great America (oups, USA, sorry...) is.

Talking about "colonies", do you want me to start with these poor guys called "native-americans" ?? What happened to them ? Come on... Each country did bad things in the past, we're all aware of that (at least when we know history).

So there's nothing worthy to keep looking for bad things everywhere, instead we should concentrate to find a way to get closer (american and french) because we all deserve it and want it.
It's in our history. To know each other better.
At least, that's what I'm trying to do.

But you're right. It's your place.
Sorry for bothering you.
Just trying to understand, here.
As every person on earth should do...

Posted by: Jerome at February 10, 2005 04:26 AM

I really sympathize with your plight, Carine. Save for the poor suffering people in Sudan, Iraq, Iran, North Korea...it must be torture to be one of the few individual who "get it" in the pútain nation we call France.

They're such pútains that they won't hesitate to take payments in exchange for not informing about any new terrorist strike against the U.S.. In fact, they may be involved in a way in the next one. We'll see, once it's been discovered there will be French governmental hands involved.

I can't imagine being a pútain. It's inconceivable even doing such a job. Some do so willingly. Others are forced into it. But the French elitist bastards are masters at it!

Feel free to email me. I would like to talk one-on-one with you. :)

Posted by: Pro-Freedom at February 10, 2005 07:46 AM

Jérôme,

You have either a problem reading, or understanding... or both.

yes I live in a blue state.
In a university, where people are learning.
Those people voted 75% blue.

No no no, those people are not learning, those people are misinformed, that's different.

What the point ?
Do those people doesn't deserve the right to be called americans because they didn't vote red ?
You must be kidding, right ?

Oh... so now Democrats are Americans? I see.
But I never EVER said that. I am not the one insulting other voters here. I talked about blue states in reference to your remark about Americans supposedly having a twinkling in their eyes when you say France because they supposedly think it's a paradise. And I was right, how surprising is that?

They are all entitled to be called american.

Aren't they? You mean United Statian right? Or are Democrats more American than Republicans? Just wondering.

The USA are not all red, just 51% as far as I know.

Indeed.

I hope that's not how you define democratie.

I hope it's not how you define Democracy.

And in the other hand, I do not hope that you're pretending to represent all the people who voted red neither.

As far as I'm concerned, I never pretended to represent anyone but myself. And I'm not American, btw.

It's really silly to attack me about my french... one other that I dont' get. What's the point ?!

Hey, I'm not the one trolling around lecturing people about how they should talk and write. Why don't you want to write in French? You're lecturing me about how I "should know my own language", just show me how you know your own language yourself. I'm not attacking anyone.

And yes, Bush is the re-elected president with the thinest margin ever. You can't change that. It's a fact.

Indeed, he's not the crook that has been re-elected like the dictator he'd like to be, with 82% of the votes.

I just can't get why you keep your french passport. Throw it out and ask USA to welcome you.

Huh... because I'm French. But don't worry, I'm working on that.

Because, I don't know what you can vote here, I mean, even our right is at the left of the democrats. So... That must be difficult for you.

We can certainly agree on that.

And maybe, you didn't understand me that well, but I said, AA is a piece of SHIT. Understood ?

Easy little boy, don't talk to me like that while trying to appease me at the same time. I'm not the one not understanding others here. I got that.

Read all the blogs from americans living in France, please. They are all charmed by our country.

Open up your mind "just" a little bit little boy. First, it's a fact, most Americans living in France are Democrats. Secondly, I suggest you try Merde in France, No Pasaran, and read my co-blogger Valerie's posts. All Americans. All living in France.

Reading all those web sites and blogs full of hatred toward France, make me feel like, in the end, as french, we should be right.

Sure, that's because you don't hear the hatred on a day-to-day basis in France. Have you ever been checking the books I told you about? That is if you can read French.

If we were so wrong, not that much of people would bother to lose so much time to write about us. Instead they just should write about how great America (oups, USA, sorry...) is.

L'un n'empêche pas l'autre, mon jeune garçon.

Talking about "colonies", do you want me to start with these poor guys called "native-americans" ?? What happened to them ? Come on...

No thank, I specialized in American studies. And by the way, you were the one saying how not fair it was that inhabitants of the United States be called Americans.

I know my history. Btw, were the first pilgrims United Statians?

Each country did bad things in the past, we're all aware of that (at least when we know history).

Yeah, we're in 2005 and France is still shooting in the crowd in former colony Ivory Coast.

It's in our history. To know each other better.
At least, that's what I'm trying to do.

Then I suggest you read Revel's and Roger's books, and you'll get a taste why Americans are so pissed off. That is if you're intellectually honest... and able.

Just trying to understand, here.
As every person on earth should do...

Then again...

Posted by: Carine at February 10, 2005 08:26 AM

All this bullshits about Americans who should be called "USians" just makes me a little more sick about my country (Weaselistan) of mentally ill people.
You little lecturers (Jérôme & Christophe) want to rename Americans (with a capital A to point we talk about a nationality) to "United Statians", because their country is named the United States of America.
Will you call the citizens of the Federal Republic of Germany the "Federal Repulikians"?
Will you call the citizens of the People's Republic of China the "People's Repulikans"?
Will you call the citizens of the United Kingdom the "United Kingdomians"?

And what about South Africans? Are they the only inhabitants of the south of the African continent?

You're pathetic. You are little anti-American pieces of ideologists' droppings like quite all my "fellow" citizens. Period.

Posted by: ashamed-frenchman at February 10, 2005 11:06 AM

Hi Carine,

I thought this was a blog where we could have a conversation and exchange a reasonnable point of view, since you actually took the pain to interview this Frédéric something before making your point.

Apparently, I was wrong, and you seem to be just another one of these hysterical and unreasonnable hate mongers with whom it is not possible to argue with.
You seem to favour the "agree with me or leave my house" attitude, rather than welcome a healthy debate, and I think it's a shame, since you can improve only by having your opinion challenged.

In fact, looking closely at your posts, it appears that you are the one being intolerant and patronizing - calling Jérôme a little boy won't help you make a clever point. As always, appealing or recoursing to contempt is always more easy than constructing a logical argumentation - I might add that pasting somebody's post and slicing it up to insert pointless and endless argumentations about details rather than debating and proposing new refexions and ideas is going for the easy way too.

To answer one of your question, Jérôme and I spoke english, which is not our native langage and in which we have more difficulty expressing ourselves, just out of respect for you : you chose to have a blog in english, so we adapt and communicate in the langage you chose.
But then, respect seems to be a concept you're not very familiar with.

Lastly, dear Pro_freedom, you have to take the accent out of your pútain if you want it to be a french word. Calling the french pútains is a bit as if I was calling you a bîtch - not only inappropriate, incorrect ortography wise too.

That would be my last contribution to this blog, as I am sure I could get exactly the same results with going on posting than by talking to a door.
One last advice, though : go easy on the political and intellectual masturbation. It is very satisfying to always be told you're right, but you end up not being able to form coherent ideas.

Cheers,
ChL.

Posted by: Fumble at February 10, 2005 11:48 AM

Aloha

I am an American. Jérôme & Christophe, you have run into some of our hardliners (we love them, but their zeal might be a bit much for the un -initiated).
I am a moderate. I believe France and the Peoples Republicans who populate it are salvageable.
Once you cease your illegal occupation of the Ivory Coast, pay restitution to the surviving family members of the many murder victims your occupation caused there, sell off their state infrastructure at fair market value (minus 180 years of illegal price gouging){better yet just leave and we will call it square}[that would be a bargain because 180 years of exploitation can be very expensive], withdraw support from the Hutu of Rowanda, pay restitution to the Tutsi surviving family members, withdraw support from the Dictator of Togo, pay restitution to the family members of his victims, Withdraw and return soverignty to Guiana, paying fair market value and rent for your euro spaceport located there. Any other colonial interests of the Peoples Republican's former empire , which you are still exploiting will be returned to the indigenous people with the proper restitutions. (Your countrymen have their hands on so many other peoples pies it is hard to keep track, so forgive me if I left out some)

When you do these things, we Americans will be happy to shake your hand in friendship. When you do these things we will call it about square. Then we will have a drink of Chardonnay.

Deal?

Posted by: papertiger at February 10, 2005 12:08 PM


About "étatsunien", "états-union" or "étasunien", stop being mad at us.
We are just explaining that it is a technical french word : you can find it in dictionnaries like "Le Petit Larousse, grand format, édition 2005" or "Le Petit Robert de la langue francaise".
Nothing to do with me or Christophe, we didn't make it up, guys ;-)

And you can find more here : wikipedia (fr).

It's really disturbing to try having a conversation here and end up being insulted.

And also, as Christophe said, my apologies for my bad english, I'm still working on it. It's not easy to express in a right way, ideas in a foreign language.

I'm not anti-american. I'll never be.
Like I'm not anti-whatever people. We are all on the same planet and we have to live all together.

And if by talking and expressing myself in a different way than yours is
being anti-american, I'm sorry for you...
As you read, I didn't call you anti-french because of that... Even if the way you're talking indicate that you're not french at all.
And if everybody on this planet who is not republican, is your enemy, man, you have a lot of work ahead of you (and wars maybe...) !
And one more time : this is not what democraty is about. It's about multiple points of view.

And, Carine, about what you said on university, I guess, you must be kidding, right ?
"misinformed" ?
Ok, gotcha...
And nobody here can say to her how much she's being dishonest ? Come on...

Posted by: Jerome at February 10, 2005 02:51 PM

I wonder if Jerome has ever given consideration to the thought that the anti-Frech websites that appear on the web are a reaction to the easy availablity of the mainstream French media in the US these days. No major, or even second rank, newspaper in the US would print anything against France like the anti-US cartoons that regularly appear in Le Monde.

What these web sites do is shine a light on what has been going on in France for decades. I would agree that before Americans had easy access to the French press, our regard for you nation was much higher.

And as for 'United Statian', which is an ugly term clearly intended to demean, why not the time-honored "US Citizen", which makes the point you refer to, and has the added bonus of causing no offense.

Posted by: brb at February 10, 2005 03:14 PM

Why not, brb ?
If you find "étatsunien" offensive, my apologies.
I was just trying to explain that every people using this word don't want to be mean toward US.
I agree (after a google search) that it seems to be used mostly by leftistes and far-leftistes.

And about the humoristic drawings in LeMonde, since you read it, you should be aware that they have the same ones toward our own gouvernment !!!

It's not just about USA. It's a cultural thing : we like (enjoy ?), as French, to criticize everything related to power...or not. Actually, we like to debate, it's an art for us, that's why I enjoy debating here.

And we, French, are really afraid when someone, an human being like us, says things like "I made no mystake, ever". It's just plain wrong and call for critics and jokes.
But the same with Chirac who is a liar an a criminal (at least, in my point of view).

We just learn to get a critic-mind (?) at school, you know.
So we know that France and even USA (I assure you) did and do really bad things. Because human don't know how to handle power. That's a flaw in our design, I guess.

By the way, thanks, brb, for not insulting me. It's the first time. I was beginning to be desperate...


Posted by: Jerome at February 10, 2005 03:29 PM

Belay that last comment. The causing of offense is apparently the only justification for coining a new term when a servicable equivalent exists. It's either malice or ignorance, and we know the French can never be ignorant.

Posted by: brb at February 10, 2005 03:30 PM

Somehow I find the claim to a national attribute of critical thinking suspect where a man, whose criminality is common knowledge, got re-elected with 82% of the vote. It smells much more like groupthink to me, with a press composed of mindguards.

Posted by: brb at February 10, 2005 03:35 PM

Oh ... And buy Greenpeace a new ship, so they can frolic with the whales again.

Forgot that one

Posted by: Papertiger at February 10, 2005 04:18 PM

It's not fair, brb.
We didn't have a real choice. It was my most difficult day as a citizen when I had to vote for him (and I'm a french leftiste !!).
But I had to.
and those 82% are something we are proud : it was not about saying yes to Chirac, it was about saying NO to the other guy.

We couldn't let Mr. Lepen get through (Chirac's opponent).
It's about what is right and what is not.
But you always have to respect the institutions.
Chirac is a cleaver politician who was able to go with it. But history will be here for him.
We are patient people, you know.

If you read LeMonde you should also know how critics they are toward him (but, ok, not on the Irak matter).

About vocabulary, we're just trying to be the most accurate possible. When you need an adjective to say : "it's an american guy", it's not accurate, too large for us. For US citizen talking about US Citizen that's fine because you are in context. But not for people outside America.
So if you say "he's unitedstatien", you know he's from America AND the USA. That's all. Not that much for debate, here ;-)
It's just a (french) way to deal with a vocabulary accurancy. And it's not that very popular (but I've already said so) and it seems to come from Quebec in fact (cf Wikipedia).

Posted by: Jerome at February 10, 2005 04:29 PM

A) Wikipedia is run mostly by commited leftists when it comes to any controversial subject and has no dispositive standing.

B) There was already a word for "United Statian", "US Citizen" which for some reason the French find unacceptable. it is probably the ideas of liberty and responsibility that the word "Citizen" connotes that leaves such a foul taste in your mouth. Better it were something like "US Subjects".

To be honest though, I am not really offended. It is just one among many reasons to write off 'French thought' on any subject. You stick to your puerile terms. Notice that you lose power and prestige in the world with each passing pronouncement of your 'intellectual' classes, but blame it on us.

Posted by: brb at February 10, 2005 06:34 PM

Oh, btw, do you still believe that Chirac's position of "no... Never!" on removing Saddam from power was correct and without possible controversy?

Would the world be a better place with Saddam in power? The answer is not "Saddam was a bad guy", it is a yes or no question. When you answer yes or no, then feel free to defend your position.

Posted by: brb at February 10, 2005 06:38 PM

Christophe,

That would be my last contribution to this blog, as I am sure I could get exactly the same results with going on posting than by talking to a door.

Well, at least you'll find in the door a companion that won't rebuke you. Going the easy way, huh?

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Jérôme,

Wikepedia? Are you kidding me? Is that what you call learning??

Did you even find the word in the Dictionnaire de l'Académie française. Of course you won't bother answer that.

Even if the way you're talking indicate that you're not french at all.

Just because I criticize France means I'm not French?!? Non, mais sans blague ? Vous croyez vraiment que je ne suis pas française ?? Bravo l'ouverture d'esprit Jérôme, c'est encore pire que ce que je croyais.

And if everybody on this planet who is not republican, is your enemy, man, you have a lot of work ahead of you (and wars maybe...) !

And you have to learn how to read and listen and stop interpreting what people are saying.

And, Carine, about what you said on university, I guess, you must be kidding, right ?
"misinformed" ?
Ok, gotcha...

Not "right", Jérôme ;) Leftist misinformation. It's a fact, baby boy, most universities, whether in the United States or France are left-leaning if not far-left-leaning. But of course, to you, marxist propaganda must mean the truth.

And nobody here can say to her how much she's being dishonest ? Come on...

Geez, grow up! How old are you Jérôme, seriously. Try this site and this one for an idea of what I'm talking about. All I ask for is fairness in teaching, not left- or right-leaning.

But how many chances you'll go check my links? You say you have no right to a "debate". I told you about French books on anti-Americanism, while you were claiming there was no real anti-Americanism in France. Did you answer? No. That's all about you debating and having a different point of view, isn't it?

It's not fair, brb.
We didn't have a real choice. It was my most difficult day as a citizen when I had to vote for him (and I'm a french leftiste !!).

You didn't have a choice?? Did the 20% who voted Le Pen and the more than 20% who voted far-left didn't have a choice in the first round? 40% of French voters voting at the extreme. Please...

But I had to.
and those 82% are something we are proud : it was not about saying yes to Chirac, it was about saying NO to the other guy.

Democracy.

It's about what is right and what is not.

Beware, you're very close to getting to the idea of "either with us or against us".

Posted by: Carine at February 10, 2005 09:29 PM

It's not fair, brb.
Yes it is: in Weaselistan elections take place in 2 steps. The first turn leaded to national socialist Le Pen vs old school socialist Shiraq. And on the second turn you voted for Shiraq, didn't you? What's not fair?

We didn't have a real choice.
I agree: for me it's hard to chose between a hardcode corrupted socialist and a conservative corrupted socialist. BTW, those two comrades are really significant about French politics: for over 40 years those two comrades are living with our taxes... 40 years! Can you just tell me of only ONE American politician who would have lasted so long living on American taxpayers' back?

It was my most difficult day as a citizen...
And the rest of the time, it's a day as a what? Another French strange conception of life...

... when I had to vote for him ...
You should have voted 10 days before maybe

... (and I'm a french leftiste !!).
No kidding? Any word you say is so clever, clear, enlightening... Nothing compares with a "Republicanazi" like Carine!

But I had to. and those 82% are something we are proud
We can be proud of our Banana Republic, we the "Banana Repulikians"... Ho great leader of my cantry Jahq Shiraq! Glory to ya masta! I hail to my masta!

: it was not about saying yes to Chirac, it was about saying NO to the other guy.
Basically, what is the difference??? I mean, the result in the real world?!

We couldn't let Mr. Lepen get through (Chirac's opponent).
No you couldn't... As our parents and grandparents couldn't let our country become what it is now: a huge stack of threaded craps.

It's about what is right and what is not.
Ohhhh I see! You... sorry, We, the Banana Republikians, know where is the right and where is the bad. Taking a look back on our history and on our present situtation is just that relevant.

But you always have to respect the institutions.
Like yer Masta does, doesn't he?

Chirac is a cleaver politician who was able to go with it.
Hint: Dear American folks, this is a very 'French touch' definition for the word 'clever'!

But history will be here for him.
And for our country too.

We are patient people, you know.
Yes, patient as the the grave we're lying deep into.

If you read LeMonde you should also know how critics they are toward him (but, ok, not on the Irak matter).
You mean 'awful ultra-libéral' stuff?

About vocabulary, we're just trying to be the most accurate possible.
Yes, sure, you are accurate: you can decree how an American citizen is to be called. BTW, may I suggest you learn a little bit more English before trying to be accurate at naming an English-speaking whole people?

When you need an adjective to say : "it's an american guy", it's not accurate, too large for us.
And what about "corrupted" to define yer Masta? Is it accurate enough? And what about "cheese eating surrender monkey" for you?

For US citizen talking about US Citizen that's fine because you are in context. But not for people outside America.
LOL! That's probably the most ridiculous and love-to-be-out-of-purpose bullshit I ever heard!
"Me thinks Chileans should be renamed South Andeans, 'cos Chili's big a red vegetable cooked in a red sauce with big farting beans, not a country: I live outside Chile and I fart as well..."

So if you say "he's unitedstatien", you know he's from America AND the USA.
Because actually when I talk with my American friends I don't know they are Americans? And the USA are not in America? Doesn't the "A" in the end of USA stands for America?

That's all. Not that much for debate, here ;-)
We don't debate: you lecture Americans, they laugh at you, I understand them.

It's just a (french) way to deal with a vocabulary accurancy.
Yep, and French got a so tough reputation of vocabulary accura(n)cy: cé vré skeu tu di, yaka lir lé blog et lé forome frankofone, cé sur - sorry of non Weasel-speaking persons

And it's not that very popular (but I've already said so) and it seems to come from Quebec in fact
Oh really? Take Google France Acualités, you even don't have to count, it's written on it:
- étatsunien: 8, étatsuniens: 7
- états-unien: 41, états-uniens: 61
- étasunien: 23, étasuniens: 17
157 times only for today!!!

(cf Wikipedia).
AH-AH-AH!!! Wikipedia: as Carine says, THE trolls' reference! I think "WIKI" stands for Wanking Ideologist Komrades of Irrelevance...
A so-called """"encyclopaedia"""" whose French article on communism doesn't write neither "death" nor "gulag", nor "totalitarian", nor "dictator"...
Finally I get a little condescending as you use to be: come on...

Posted by: ashamed-frenchman at February 10, 2005 09:48 PM

I reject the notion that LePen was such an unacceptable alternative. We have had successful leftist Presidents , who were good for our country, and good for freedom. Tony Blair is standing tall -from the left side of the aisle in the UK.

Basicly I am a conservative Republican but if my choice were between a corrupt GOPer and an honest liberal, I would choose the honest man everytime.

Choosing the crook says more about your character then it does about Pr. Chirac. Choosing him by 82% marrs the character of your whole country.
We on this side of the world see only suspects.

Posted by: papertiger at February 11, 2005 12:04 AM

I love to read what I call O'Reilly blogs, their message of love and concern for the outside (ie commie) world, their profound respect for knowledge and universities (commies), their healthy passion for debate ("Shut up, little boy, you commie, SHUT UP!"), and their deep understanding of the world ("you're with us or you're a commie"). It's almost refreshing from time to time. Like a travel into another time, another dimension. Everybody should read them at least once to realize that they still exist (although they clearly must be protected or these rare species may disappear one day) :)

Posted by: Guillermito at February 11, 2005 02:10 AM

Guillermito,

That's the difference between us and "commies" - or French people for that matter, if not more than "commies": we don't need no protection, we proud ourselves on surviving by ourselves, not at the expense of others.


Papertiger,

Indeed, Le Pen is a leftist, but no, really, it wouldn't have been better than Jack.

Posted by: Carine at February 11, 2005 06:40 AM

hé ashamed-frenchman la honteuse, prends un vrai pseudo et ouvre un blog. tu me fais penser à ces étudiants américains débarqués en france qui débitent niaisement "pardonner-nous - ce n'est pas ma faute - je n'ai pas voté pour le méchant bush"

Posted by: Leo at February 11, 2005 03:11 PM

wow you guys are really going at it!

"Hey, I am a creamy puff, no?"
- Pepé Le Pew.

I don’t know what that means but I felt like Pepé needed to be heard in this conversation.
Ok you can go back to telling us why France matters. Where is France anyway?

Posted by: blacksnail at February 11, 2005 07:14 PM

Léo, you must be talking about Jérôme here, don't you? I never asked a Weasel for his excuses and never will.
I just don't give a damn about who won these elections, could it be Abu Weasel Al Shiraq or Michael Mooron's one-eyed Weasel alter ego. I - don't - care.
Why do you whine like that girly? Did you lose your Pink TV subscription? Need a man tonight?

blacksnail, I almost agree with you: France is actually something insignificant, and it's over. The point is what Carine reminded me several weeks ago: Weasels got nukes, it's quite a problem... I think the free world shall invade and free my "country" before we nuke someone! We got WMDs, and tough ones: we sold some to our great ally Saddam...

Posted by: ashamed-frenchman at February 11, 2005 08:11 PM

Canada = Canadians

Mexico - Mexicans

United States of America = Americans

Get it???

The United States of America is our legal name. If you don't believe it, check all Nation States and their legal names:

http://www.un.org/Overview/unmember.html

One refers to the inhabitants of a country by a suffix of that country's legal name.


Le Canada = Les Canadiens

Mexique - Mexicain

Les Etats-Unis d'Amérique = les Américains

Obtenez-le ? ? ? Les Etats-Unis d'Amérique sont notre nom légal. Si vous ne les croyez pas, vérifiez tous les états de nation et leurs noms légaux :

http://www.un.org/Overview/unmember.html

On se rapporte aux habitants d'un pays par un suffixe du nom légal de ce pays.

Posted by: snackpack at February 12, 2005 01:00 AM

I met a French woman once and when she found out I was American, she said, 'I'm American, too'. I asked her how and she said her mother had been American, from Venezuala. I looked at her and said, 'Oh, so your mother was Venezuelan' and she looked at me like I was a little crazy.

North America is not America, folks. And neither is South America. And for your information, when you speak of both continents at the same time, you use the word 'AmericaS'.

I lived in Texas for too many years to count and I never met a Mexican who called himself an 'American' unless he had chosen to live in the USA for good. I've never met a Canadian who referred to themselves as American - on the contrary, they would hate it.

Odd that Europeans who refuse to let Americans call their language 'English' because they say we speak 'American' think that it's odd that we call ourselves American, isn't it.

Typical European mind-set. Typical French condescension.

Nothing ever changes here.

Posted by: Valerie at February 12, 2005 09:07 AM

I had friends in the WTC that day. Every day since, I have struggled in the most earnest fashion to understand my own nation, this world, our "allies", and our enemies better. I have re-examined every thought I have ever thunk. I have soul-searched through every belief I ever believed. Americans have already taken a very long, hard look in the mirror.

Thankfully, the US has friends like France -- so brilliant, deep, skilled, intellectual and principled in the lost art of DIPLOMACY. If French diplomats are so skillful, why don't they ever get anything actually done? No problems solved. No disputes settled. No starving fed. No sick medicated.

After investing so much national energy and airfare, France could not convince Chiraq's good friend, Saddam, to comply with his cease-fire agreement. Did France really believe the "illegal" no-fly zones could be the only thing standing between the Kurds and Shia and more of Saddam's "native justice" forever?

France better bust out some of that bona-fide, world-class, famous "diplomacy" right now, or get ready to lick Kim Jong Il's and Iranian mullah balls alone. I'm afraid France is about to take long a hard ride on the clue bus.

Carine, you give me new hope for your country, and your countrymen. I knew there must be some hope.

Posted by: Tom Penn at February 12, 2005 10:12 AM

One last thing, about "états-unien".
It seems to come from the spanish : "estadounidenses".
So, we didn't invent anything. It's just a way to describe something as coming from the USA.
But, suddenly, you get a lot more people to get mad at.
Because they use it a lot, I can tell you.
But I reassure you : it's not a conspiracy. It's just vocabulary.

Carine : how many french do you know who, when they are looking for a word, check it out in the "Dictionnaire de l'Académie Française" ? Seriously ?
As they say in their "a propos" page, it's a work in progress and they working on the new version sicne 1990 and it's not even finished.
No, when we are looking for a word we have a look in a common dictionnary, one you can buy in any librairy ou supermarket, like "Larousse" ou "Petit Robert". You got it.

To all american readers : Lepen is a "leftiste" ?!!!
You must be kidding Carine !
I mean it's the proof you're disconnected from the real (french) world.
Lepen is not leftiste, nor rightiste. He's fascist, which means anti-democracy. And truly anti-american, I can tell you ;-)
So when you have the choice between someone who support democracy and one who is not. What will you do ? You got it again.

And about those 40% of french who voted far-left or far-right : this is what democracy is about.
Maybe it's better that to have only two choices in an election so important like in the USA (maybe you'd prefer only one possibiity, after all).
At least, in France, everyone can speak. Can you say the same thing in the USA when only two parties are there ? Come on...

And by the way, I'm sorry, but you have to change your "about us" page. Yes, we're not the "Old Europe" anymore. Thanks to Donald who now is aware that he is getting old himself !
Have a look here : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6957486/

Posted by: Jerome at February 12, 2005 06:31 PM

Jérôme,

Carine : how many french do you know who, when they are looking for a word, check it out in the "Dictionnaire de l'Académie Française" ? Seriously ?

Of course, I know none like you, thank God!
Just because most French can't write their own language correctly - and you're certainly no exception, I've checked your blog - doesn't mean I should start doing the same.

As they say in their "a propos" page, it's a work in progress and they working on the new version sicne 1990 and it's not even finished.

Geez, what do you know exactly about l'Académie française if anything at all?

No, when we are looking for a word we have a look in a common dictionnary, one you can buy in any librairy ou supermarket, like "Larousse" ou "Petit Robert". You got it.

And you can find just about anything - anything - in a French "common dictionnary" (sic) like "bobo", "trash" or worse, "kiffer". So now "kiffer" is a French word? Yep, as much as étatsuniens. Now, do you get it?
That's what I thought, you know nothing at all about l'Académie française, especially not what it's about.

To all american readers : Lepen is a "leftiste" ?!!!
You must be kidding Carine !

Contrary to you, visibly, I read his program.
And of course, naturally, he's anti-American.

I mean it's the proof you're disconnected from the real (french) world.

Sure. Btw, I'm the one living in France, I don't get my daily dose of "real (french) [sic] world" via TV5.

He's fascist, which means anti-democracy.

And where is fascism coming from, exactly?

So when you have the choice between someone who support democracy and one who is not. What will you do ? You got it again.

Because Chirac is supporting democracy? Oh really?!? Because he has been elected democratically??

And about those 40% of french who voted far-left or far-right : this is what democracy is about.

Exactly. And that gives us a good idea of how the French behave and what they believe in.

Maybe it's better that to have only two choices in an election so important like in the USA (maybe you'd prefer only one possibiity, after all).

Maybe you should take advantage of your time there to "learn" as you said, a little bit more about American democracy, and her many parties, other than through LeMonde.fr, instead of posting stupidities.

And I thought you were the one having no choice? Heh.

At least, in France, everyone can speak. Can you say the same thing in the USA when only two parties are there ? Come on...

Only two parties?!? Ahem. How ignorant are you, Jérôme? Ignorant and/or dishonest? Little boy, where are you living exactly? Please tell me you just pretend to live in the United States of America...

Everybody can speak in France? Sure. We don't even have un parti libéral, au sens français du terme.
And tell me: where was the French Libertarian party in French elections, because there was a Libertarian candidate for presidential American elections? What? There is no Libertarian party in France? I see. But we need not worry, we've got plenty of communist and trotskyist parties instead. Plenty of choice indeed on the totalitarian scale. France knows the road to serfdom. Always did, always will.

There were actually more than one candidate in the United States. Either you spend your days in front of your computer reading Le Monde and Libé, either you have a lot of homework to do.
But then again, your English isn't that good. Maybe you just don't "get it".

And by the way, I'm sorry, but you have to change your "about us" page. Yes, we're not the "Old Europe" anymore.

That you say. And we do as we please in our house. Did we ask you to correct your spelling mistakes on your blog?

Indeed, you can be sorry. Very sorry.

Posted by: Carine at February 12, 2005 07:39 PM

Jerome,

You said, "Maybe it's better that to have only two choices in an election so important like in the USA (maybe you'd prefer only one possibiity, after all)."

Dude, you are too completely IGNORANT to debate "democracy" with. Please go pick up a US civics book and read it. We vote for everything from our local schoolboard and law enforcement officials, to our President. We have passionate public debate. Don't make me educate you about Primaries.

You said something else I found completely ignorant: "At least, in France, everyone can speak. Can you say the same thing in the USA when only two parties are there ? Come on... "

We have actual public debate in our country that informs public opinion and shapes our laws and policies. Yes, you can say anything in the US, even with "only two parites". You have clearly never been here. Anyone can say anything, and they do it everyday. I hear one voice in France, and very little informed public debate.

France is like one big echo chamber. Everyone is singing from the same book (probably that brand new and very dynamic little dictionary you're so proud of). Do us a favor. Start talking enthusiastically about all the wonderful things you love about America and Americans in a Paris coffee shop. Talk it over with your friends and family. Bring back all the fair and informed opinions.

You summed the whole problem up: "So when you have the choice between someone who support democracy and one who is not. What will you do ? You got it again."

Whenever France has the choice of supporting free America, or her good dictator friends, France always seems to side with tyranny AGAINST democracy. And I'm supposed to believe your "diplomacy" is just too sophistocated as to render it incomprehensible to stupid simple war-mongoring Americans like me. France is no friend of mine.

Posted by: Tom Penn at February 12, 2005 08:02 PM

Jerome, nevermind the US civics book. I am changing your reading assignment. Read the US Constitution, and then read your brand spanking new EU Constitution. The way Americans feel about sovereignty and freedom makes you and I incompatible as friends, I'm afraid. Read the constitutions.

Posted by: Tom Penn at February 12, 2005 08:18 PM

Tom,

Everyone is singing from the same book (probably that brand new and very dynamic little dictionary you're so proud of). I swear no! If you can read a little French, I advise you to go and read some French speaking blogs and forums, it's pathetic: French people can't neither speak nor write their own language correctly.

Posted by: ashamed-frenchman at February 12, 2005 09:59 PM

Tom,

Thanks for your comments.

Unfortunately, I myself have little hope in France. That is why I will leave this country one day, the sooner the better. Preferably for the United States, of course.

Posted by: Carine at February 12, 2005 10:06 PM

"ello again mates

I am from California. On March the 8th we are having a suplimental election due to the untimely demise of the congressman from my district. Currently there are 3 Democrats, 5 Republicans, and 1 Independant, on the ballot. Eight people running for one seat is the kind of Democracy I like.
Congressman Bob Matsui's widow is the current front runner.

Posted by: papertiger at February 12, 2005 11:00 PM

Although I cannot speak for Jerome, perhaps when he was speaking of a two party stystem, he was referring to the Electoral College?

As most Americans are aware, our country supports numerous political parties during any presidential election, (during the 2000 election, I counted 15) nevertheless, no candidate has any real hope of being elected unless they are from one of the two powerful parties, either democratic or republican.

The only delegates the Electoral Collage sends are of those two parties, although they might have a few independents thrown in, I can't remember.

If I'm wrong, someone please feel free to correct me.

Anyway, getting back to the "American issue". I believe it was the French, specifically those in the court of King Louie XVI, who first referred to Ben Franklin as a "American". Of course, Ben was petitioning the king to help the then colonies of England gain independence.

Posted by: snackpackgu at February 13, 2005 04:44 AM

snack,

Forget about it: when the elections in Irak took place, French said: "Tsss, over 150 lists, that's just a parody of democracy". And when the US elections take place, with "only" two major parties, they say: "Tss, only 2 lists, that's just a parody of democracy".
It's like that. Understand that: here, reality is not important, arguing is futile. Only ideology matters.

Posted by: ashamed-frenchman at February 13, 2005 02:29 PM

Ashamed,

I kind of thought it was futile when I wrote it, but I felt that I had to try.

Why is France so consistently condescending toward America? I understand that this isn't a new phenomenon, but it seems to have intensified during the last 20 years.

Posted by: snackpack at February 14, 2005 04:20 PM

Snak - it's for self-esteem. France inflates itself by deflating others.


I'm sure the Canadian government won't mind if l'AA is published in Montreal.

Won't mind? They'll fund it.


Not every french agree with Chirac and not EVERY american agree with Bush (who got reelected with the less votes ever for a reelected president, by the way).

In 1916 Woodrow Wilson beat Charles Hughes, re-elected by 591,385 votes. But please, don't let mere reality prevent you from parroting cherished leftisms.


In day to day conversation, when we say "an american", we usually don't talk about a guy from Chile or Argentina, but in formal and serious publications, if you say an American, it literally means "some guy coming from the american continent".

There is no American continent; there are two continents, North America and South America. If you were to call both by the name "America" (I have the impression this is the case?), your imaginary friend from Mexico would probably find that offensive. People from South America are not Americans, they are South Americans; people from North America are not Americans, they are North Americans. Truncating both North and South America to just "America" erodes precision and has no purpose beyond advancing what is even then still a flimsy semantic argument. If you genuinely call Chileans 'Americans', then stop it; I think they would appreciate being correctly identified. "United Statesians" is a term that I suspect was crafted with the express intent of legitimizing the claim that calling citizens of the USA "Americans" is arrogant, because there is certainly no other use for it.


About vocabulary, we're just trying to be the most accurate possible.

You're broadening the term "American" from a single country to two entire continents, and you call that trying to be as accurate as possible? Wait, I forgot - you're French. What you're actually doing doesn't matter, only what you claim to be doing. Sorry.


And about the humoristic drawings in LeMonde, since you read it, you should be aware that they have the same ones toward our own gouvernment !!!

"Humoristic"? "Disgusting" is a better term for many of them. When was the last time that a member of your government was depicted gleefully wading through dead bodies, or cheerfully dripping with blood?


No no no, those people are not learning, those people are misinformed, that's different.

Absorbing indoctrination can probably be said to fit the definition of learning, however, application of critical thinking is probably scarce.

And, to lecture you on how you should use language a little more, you seem to habitually use "leaving" when your intended meaning is "living". ;)


I agree with BRB - Americans generally liked France a lot more before they got to know France.

More for your list, PT - Never again try to legitimize terrorists. Let the ink dry on a treaty before you break it; better yet, even let the paper get wrinkled a bit. If you're going to set rules for everyone to follow, attempt to follow them.


Can you just tell me of only ONE American politician who would have lasted so long living on American taxpayers' back?

Teddy Kennedy (who, incidentally, is a corrupted socialist - coincidence?). Too easy.


Guillermito - some day we will have the technology to visit your world, but probably not in my lifetime.


Ok you can go back to telling us why France matters. Where is France anyway?

You'll burn in hell or be rewarded in heaven for that. I'm on the edge of my seat to find out which.


Did France really believe the "illegal" no-fly zones could be the only thing standing between the Kurds and Shia and more of Saddam's "native justice" forever?

The no-fly zones were instituted at the request of France; they drafted the resolution with Turkey. France even helped patrol them, briefly; then they pissed off and left us and the Brits to shoulder their load (at about $1 bn/year)


If French diplomats are so skillful, why don't they ever get anything actually done?

Because there's ALWAYS one more thing you can fail at. "That didn't work? OK, let's say this!" Remember - actually doing things costs money. You can't do things if you'd like a 35 hour work week, so you go to plan B; lots of fruitless pomp, and pre-empt criticism by complaining loudly about someone else.


Carine, you give me new hope for your country, and your countrymen.

If Carine and the Dissident Frogman had kids, France would finally rule the world. Well, whatever was left of France would, anyway; I think their teen years would be rough on ol' Marianne.


Lepen is not leftiste, nor rightiste. He's fascist

Fascism is a leftist ideology. Brush up on the early 20th century.


The only delegates the Electoral Collage sends are of those two parties, although they might have a few independents thrown in, I can't remember. If I'm wrong, someone please feel free to correct me.

The last non-R/non-D candidate to take electoral votes was Wallace in ('64? '68?). Perot was the last one to grab a decent slice of the popular vote (about 19%, '92 I believe).

Posted by: Doug at February 14, 2005 05:36 PM

I had heard of Wallace and his votes before, just a superficial knowledge. Regardless, I don't believe a third party can really offer a viable alternative within the electoral college. Ross Perot, if I remember correctly, didn't get any electoral votes.

Posted by: snackpack at February 14, 2005 08:44 PM

Teddy got 88 electoral votes during the election of 1912

The Bull Moose party platform - "New Nationalism" - included direct election of U.S. Senators, the creation of an initiative, referendum, and recall process, woman suffrage, a national tariff reduction, child labor laws, old-age pensions, and other social reforms. Roosevelt's agenda had broad support. Despite splitting the Republican vote with Taft, and therefore losing the general election to the Democratic nominee, Woodrow Wilson, T.R. received 88 electoral votes and more than four million popular votes. He soundly defeated Taft; if Taft had not run, and those who had voted for Taft then voted for T.R., Wilson probably would have lost. No third party candidate has since come close to T.R.'s success. A final indication of Roosevelt's appeal and influence is that most of his agenda became law, in several cases through a strenuous constitutional amendment process.

Posted by: papertiger at February 15, 2005 01:37 AM

how funny people think and talk...
bon, je me suis bien marré.
corine, toujours aussi drole. tu penses comme tu pisses, c'est à dire en laissant couler le fiel qui t'habites. la prochaine fois, fais comme le sphincter, structure ta merde, coupe et recoupe. essaie de montrer, sinon ton intelligence, au moins ta capacité à faire semblant.
j'etudie à HK ou je vois passer bien des etudiants et bien des mationalités. les etudiants americains sont sympas. les francais aussi, on mange des chips et on regarde le superbowl, et puis apres on les invite pour le tournoi des 6nations de rugby. sans evangelisme cependant. mais sans complexe (au choix) d'inferiorité et de superiorité.
je ne pense pas revenir sur ce site, car m'expliquer plus avant sur nos modes de pensee respectifs seraient trop long. mais ce qui est certain c'est qu'ici, toute reflexion est impossible. tu conchies, tu compisses, tu conspues mais tu ne reflechis point. la reflexion, comme l'etymologie l'indique, c'est avant tout se mettre à la place de l'autre pour faire avancer sa propre pensée, en tout cas dans un dialogue. ce n'est pas essayer de trouver une phrase a repondre à chacune de ses virgules.
tu me fais rire, car l'humour est la politesse du desepoir.
l'anti americain (journal) m'a fait rire pour les memes raisons
phil

Posted by: phil at February 15, 2005 11:09 AM

USA IS SICK
all this messages proove it, it's a succession of Bullshit , counter truth , etc..etc...and shildish attacks.

you are actually sick. You don't even noticed the Humoristic tone of "l'anti-american", where they laugh themselve at their anti-americanism

good luck
you will need it

Posted by: charles De Gaulle at February 15, 2005 07:27 PM

Dear Charles,

You're a puppet spewing the vitriolic venom of your pompous leaders. Try understanding an issue before spouting off such crass statements.

Posted by: snackpack at February 15, 2005 08:34 PM

Phil,

La classe du Français coco moyen qui tutoie tout ce qui bouge et qui n'a rien d'intelligent, voire rien du tout à dire : dans sa frustration de ne pouvoir soutenir le débat (dans la langue de l'hôte qui lui laisse la parole qui plus est, bien sûr, mais la politesse, on s'en tape n'est-ce pas ? C'est une merde inventée par les ultra-libéraux impérialio-capitalistes suceurs de sang, n'est-ce pas ?), on injure et insulte dans le seul registre que l'on est capable de soutenir à votre niveau, le registre pipi-caca.

Vos histoires perso sont d'ailleurs tout à fait hors sujet ici. En clair, votre vie, on s'en tape. Donc à moins, la prochaine fois, que le commentaire soit posté en anglais et en rapport avec le sujet du post, et non ordurier, il est en effet inutile de revenir. Allez donc pleurer dans les jupes de votre maman entre deux grenadines à la cafèt avec vos potes sans complexe.

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you are actually sick. You don't even noticed the Humoristic tone of "l'anti-american", where they laugh themselve at their anti-americanism

Geez, looks like you don't understand French better than you understand English. I put the French version for guys like you.

If the words of Mr. Royer sound funny to your ear, well, I'm not that surprised. But you will be the one needing help.

Posted by: Carine at February 15, 2005 11:08 PM

Doug,

And, to lecture you on how you should use language a little more, you seem to habitually use "leaving" when your intended meaning is "living". ;)

Indeed, I did it too many times. Well, I stand corrected. Thanks :)


If Carine and the Dissident Frogman had kids, France would finally rule the world. Well, whatever was left of France would, anyway; I think their teen years would be rough on ol' Marianne.

As far as I'm concerned, I intend to give birth in a free country. So there are chances my kids won't be French.

Posted by: Carine at February 16, 2005 01:00 PM

anti americanism can be explained by french self sufficiency. But what will explain anti frenchism?

Posted by: philippe at March 1, 2005 05:23 PM

What "anti frenchism"?

What "french self sufficiency"?!?

Posted by: Carine at March 1, 2005 11:25 PM