We have a backup named MR. Cheney. If you kill our moron cowboy, we have a million more to take his place... and we'll be pissed.

This is a sickness.

Remember your friend MURDOCH ?
http://www.spartacus.ws/Chirac%20as%20worm.jpg

Et bien c'est la réponse du berger à la bergère !
Si ça marche dans un sens ... pourquoi pas dans l'autre ? :)

Vous êtes vraiment mauvais joueurs, les Yankees ! :

Joueurs?!?
In their empty little universe, that's all life is - a game? The butt-monkeys...

Reminds me of some recent T-shirts I saw in London - green with a yellow Kill Bill style print and Uma Thurman figure...except it says "Kill Bush". Oh how I laughed (as I ripped the vendors head off). Ok, the last bit was made up, but the shirts are out there.

BTW, great blog, only found it recently! (thanks to Texas Valerie).

Some people have far too much time on their hands.

Jeremy,

This one and only issue of The Sun was given away in Paris (unlike l'AAP). They made no money out of it.
Now do you get the difference?

Oh and by the way, it wasn't suggested in the Sun that Wormy should be assassinated.

And it was also written in French.

Btw, I don't think you've been given the authorization to write in French here.

The Sun wasn't sold, but they surely earn money with commercials. Only 7500 copies of l'AAp seemed to be sold, which is, I guess, not even enough to pay the print.

Jay,

I agree. But the goal of The Sun is to make money, not to make money by officially inciting hatred against 51% of the voters of one single nation.

This issue had two pages dedicated to Jack, including the front page in French. Two pages out of an entire issue.

I think I can hear the bubbling from Jeremy's bong all the way from here.

Joe!]
LOL! LOL! LOL!
You funny.

Brit Student,
Hola! Told you the place was great, didn't I?
Tore the vendor's head off? Cough. Well now, that certainly puts to rest the image of the average Brit male being a pansy-assed tea drinker! (I reference one of the more thoughtful responses to The Guardian's little letter writing campaign to the voters of Ohio. And no, darn it, I did't write it.)

I am shocked that none of you tore me a new one for the "moron cowboy" quip.
ah... It's good to have friends who overlook your warts.

Check out Cox&Forkum's Blogger's Bastile day.

That's what it reminds me of anyhow.

Anyway, they won't make anymore money... The website says that they were arrested.

Royer already did something like this with L'Examineur, blaming the CIA or something like that.

My guess is that it's a hoax. He just has no money to get the third issue out.

My mistake, he pretended to have been arrested by the French police. Here it is:

Sous divers pseudos, il abreuve, chaque jour, un millier de visiteurs de fausses informations directement sorties de son cerveau fertile. Et touche encore juste, comme lorsqu'il fait croire à sa propre incarcération par le ministère de l'Intérieur pour « atteinte à la sûreté de l'...tat ». « Ce n'était qu'une pirouette parce que je n'avais pas le temps d'écrire d'articles cette semaine-là. Là encore, ça a tout de suite pris et le site a eu deux fois plus d'audience que quand je me cassais le cul à écrire », se rappelle Frédéric Royer qui a ensuite surfé sur la vague en inventant de nouveaux épisodes. Quand les médias, de Libération à Transfert en passant par le Figaro, ont commencé à assaillir son portable pour avoir des nouvelles de sa détention, il s'est retrouvé pris à son propre piège. « Sur le Net, ça passait, mais au téléphone, j'étais bien emmerdé. Je répétais sans cesse que mon avocat m'avait conseillé de ne pas parler. »

He didn't have the time to write articles, so he pretended to have been arrested at the request of the French Interior Ministry. The result: even more people rushed to check his website.

Not very original to use the same kind of hoax, is it Mr. Royer?

Isn't the whole magazine a satire? I don't read French but if this magazine takes itself at all seriously, then the joke truly is on them.

Sean - they're tossing red meat to a mob. It simply doesn't matter where it comes from or it's purpose, it's worthy of the harpoon...

No. It is NOT spongeworthy... it is harpoon worthy.

Did anyone read this paper, here ?

(c'est un torchon et je vais me plaindre contre les anti americains de Paris et de france en général, c'est d'un niveau intellectuel très bas ,j'ai été choquée par ce journal.
Sorry, i don't speack english but if a person can translate that for me