August 05, 2005

NYC Letter: The Boogeyman Blinks

Osama bin Laden, a fugitive who never sleeps two nights in the same cave, has had his publicist put the al Qaeda spin on the London bombings:

"Blair's policies will bring more destruction to Britons after the London explosions.

"As for you, the Americans, what you have seen in New York and Washington, what losses you see in Afghanistan and Iraq ... is merely the losses of the initial. If you go on with the same policy of aggression against Muslims, you will see, with God's will, what will make you forget the horrible things in Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"To the people of the crusader coalition ... our blessed Sheikh Osama has offered you a truce so that you leave Muslim land. Hasn't Sheikh Osama bin Laden told you that you will not dream of security before there is security in Palestine and before all the infidel armies withdraw from the land of Muhammad.

"Instead [of accepting the truce], you spilled blood like rivers in our countries and we exploded the volcanos of wrath in your countries.

"Our message to you is clear, strong, and final: there will be no salvation until you withdraw from our land, stop stealing our oil and resources, and end support for infidel [Arab] rulers."

Forget the horrible things in Vietnam and Afghanistan?

Vietnam was a war won in the field and lost behind the CBS anchor desk.

Afghanistan? Isn't that where the crusader coalition bloodied and routed a government of Islamite thugs and the blessed sheikh himself?

Successful generals parlay their advantages. Failing generals parlay for relief. Of course, Mr. bin Laden is not a general. He is a straitened terrorist waiting on divine intervention. Perhaps Mr. bin Laden should consider his setbacks in light of his own theology: You are losing because God is not willing, you donkey.

Hhmmm, well, that queers the whole Islamite project.

Posted by Damian at August 5, 2005 11:30 PM
Comments

" Vietnam was a war won in the field and lost behind the CBS anchor desk. "

Vietnam was won on the field ?????
Is it an american Joke ?

You lost in every field !

Posted by: Michel at August 6, 2005 12:04 AM

I was going to post exactly the same thing Michel...

The only field where the US won is number of victims... (58 000, and 1.5 million for the vienamese).


Posted by: Stéphane at August 6, 2005 02:14 AM

Ho, I forgot :

I wwent on your link : "Israel I stand tall with you".
Well it's a good thing to support the families of the victims of homicide bombers, but who's going to support the 2.7 millions (I love numbers) of palestinian refugees ? They did not hurt annyone after all.

Terror infrastructure of the palestinian ? No smoke without fire, reminds us of the war of independance in Algeria, US, etc...

Colonisation = abuses = war

Posted by: Stéphane at August 6, 2005 02:29 AM

We lost nowhere in Viet Nam. Every single battle was ours. Even the South Vietnamese rarely lost battles.

Thanks to anti-Americans like walter cronkite, we ended up quitting early and going home - but quitting while you're doing well is a far cry from losing.

Posted by: Jay at August 6, 2005 02:57 AM

You were looser in Vietnam, the same way we were looser in Algeria ...

When people loose, they loose, that's it !

The vietnameses kicked your asses out !
Even the Yankees can loose, and Irak will demonstrate it one more time ...

Stop showing off !

Posted by: Michel at August 6, 2005 03:19 AM

When I left Nam in 1972, the VC couldn't mount more than platoon sized units at best. They were defeated. US units were reduced to almost nothing by 1974. It was the North Viet Namese regular army that defeated the south. The South Viet Namese army was denied promised supplies and air support as Nixon left office.

Posted by: interventor at August 6, 2005 03:29 AM

Stop " re-writing " HISTORY the way it suits you !

The ( little) south Viet Army and the ( big ) US Army were defeteated together in the same time ....

Sorry for you, but that is REALLITY !


Posted by: Michel at August 6, 2005 03:54 AM

Michel,

You can stamp your little feet and hold your breath until you turn blue, but it won't change things.

The South VN army was not provided supplies as promised because a democratic congress cut them off cold. Read Vo Van Giap's works, he pretty much agreed. Yes, they prevailed, but not because of victories by the VC.

The result was 840,000 refugees, 150,00 plus in re-education camps (gulags) and Lord knows how many executed.

Posted by: interventor at August 6, 2005 04:16 AM

Nobody's re-writing history except you. The last defeats of a western military in Viet Nam were french defeats, not American.

Posted by: Jay at August 6, 2005 04:19 AM

Michel, try learning history in some environment more suitable to the task than a tavern. Walter Cronkite heard reports of attacks all over the country and just assumed the south was getting it's tail kicked. When he got in front of a news camera and declared the war "unwinnable", this led to the tide of public opinion turning inexorably against the war. In actual fact, the north was not just defeated across the front, but crushed and crippled. The VC were practically finished, and the north's People's Army never really regained its footing for the rest of the war; however, with our 5th columnists proclaiming loss and quagmire at the top of their lungs, the American public never really got that message. It's the only song they've known how to sing for 30 years - and I know you love to hear it.

Tet Offensive

Although generally considered a disastrous military failure that resulted in the loss of an estimated 35,000 men killed, 60,000 wounded, and 6,000 POWs, against 2,800 ARVN and 1,100 US KIA, the Tet Offensive has also been seen as a turning point of the war in Vietnam, in which the NLF and PAVN won an enormous psychological and propaganda victory leading to the loss of popular support for the War in the United States and the eventual withdrawal of American troops, effects likely exacerbated by the Johnson Administration's preceding failure to communicate openly with the public about the conduct of the War.

Posted by: Doug at August 6, 2005 07:33 AM

Messers. Michel et Stéphane,

Always nice for our friends from France to swan in and remind us about your mess in the Maghreb. We don't dispute that you, speaking for France, a spent colonial power and a third-bench player in today's world, know more than us about losing. But being so expert in losing has left you clueless about what a win is.

That you gleefully concur with Mr. bin Laden's view of things has little to do with the established facts. The war in Vietnam was won in the field. Please cite any credible historian with facts to the contrary. But you, of course, are not here about history.

You are here to clap for Mr. bin Laden. Or any villian that might bloody America, making you, and by extension France, feel less puny.

Or perhaps you have written recklessly and not thought things through and properly informed yourselves.

Then again, more likely you are just French donkeys thinking a diminished America improves rayonnement français.

DGB

Posted by: Damian at August 6, 2005 12:36 PM

There's a fact I forgot :
It was won on the field(S). Of course, because the fields have lost, because now nothing grows on the fields.

By the way, waging war isn't something that one can be proud about, even more for those who aren't ON the battlefield.

Posted by: Stéphane at August 7, 2005 01:31 AM

For you french, that's true.

Posted by: Jay at August 7, 2005 10:15 AM

M. Stéphane,

What is the point of answering your stupid claims.

You have no history. You have no facts. All you have is a head full of placard notions.

Responding to your posts is like beating a marshmallow, impossible to make an impression while affording you your tickle of attention.

Adieu, M. Stéphane,
DGB

Posted by: Damian at August 7, 2005 10:41 PM

American way of life ...
American way of thinking ...

Keep on shouting yourself, guys ! :)

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Posted by: Gilou at August 7, 2005 11:27 PM

A. We beat the snot out of the Vietnamese.
Something the Phrench and even China can`t boast about.
The bombing campaign of 1972 totally destroyed North Vietnams air defenses and was within a hairs breath of destroying their entire infrastructure. Had the campaign been allowed to continue another 4 weeks, North Vietnam would have had no choice but to capitulate.

But guess who begged and pleaded the U.S. to come back to the negotiating table!!!

That`s right, Phrance!!! The very same country that started the whole mess with Uncle Ho in the first place, and the same country that pussied out and ran home with their tail between their legs the first time the VC gave them a bloody nose. The whole time Phrance was running home they were crying to my Rich Uncle Sam to save them.

The only Phrench soldiers who can do any real fighting aren`t Phrench at all but Legionaires, so spare me the Art Of War from the Phrench perspective.

Now, on topic.
Am I the only one who notices the significance of the call for a truce from Al Quaida?

Since I wasn`t educated in the Progressive and Enlightened schools of Europe, I might not be as All Knowing as Stephane and Michel, but I know a stall when I see one.

Radical Islamists NEVER call for a truce unless they`re at a severe disadvantage and need time to re-group. NEVER, as in, At No Time.

Believe it or not it has more to do with Image than anything else. How they are perceived by their fellow jihadis is so important to them that it defines how they will act in any given circumstance, and THAT is what we should be looking at.

To retreat or re-group is an insult to them, but to lose the war is the ultimate insult.
Keep in mind that these are the same people who won`t use their left hand in social situations because it`s the hand they wipe their ass with and to touch another with it is considered an insult worthy of death.

They are so anti-social that very few of them can even speak directly to a woman who isn`t a relative. Something which you MUST do if you are in the West.

Historicly, psychologicly, and as a matter of stern principle, they NEVER suggest a truce unless they are in fear of losing.

My recommendation is to keep pounding the piss out of them. Hunt them down to the ends of the earth. Don`t give them a chance to even catch their breath.
Go after the jugular.

Posted by: Joatmoaf at August 7, 2005 11:48 PM

The song remains the same ...

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Hang on Guys ! :)

Posted by: Gil at August 8, 2005 01:12 AM

Foreigner can hold rank up to major in Foreign Legion. Old legionnaire joke, For victory, first shoot the colonels (i.e. french officers).

Arab word for truce better translates as "pausing to reload and regroup."

Posted by: interventor at August 8, 2005 01:41 AM

Am I the only one who notices the significance of the call for a truce from Al Quaida? ... I know a stall when I see one.

Posted by Joatmoaf at August 7, 2005 11:48 PM

Hhmmm, Joatmoaf, we thought we had made this very point in the post: "Successful generals parlay their advantages. Failing generals parlay for relief."

DGB

Posted by: Damian at August 8, 2005 03:47 AM

Touch or touche (I can`t make my keyboard do those little Phrench squiggles)

Posted by: Joatmoaf at August 8, 2005 04:54 PM
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