December 13, 2006

NYC Letter: Talk & Walk

UPDATE: We have cross-posted an update over at Pave France. We invite you to click over.

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BAD MONKEYS
It's Not Surrender, It's An Exit Strategy

IRAQ 'APPEASE' SQUEEZE ON W.
* Panel Kisses Up To Iran & Syria
* Plan Would Pull Troops Out In '08

WASHINGTON December 7, 2006 (NYPost) - The Iraq Study Group report delivered to President Bush yesterday contains 79 separate recommendations - but not one that explains how American forces can defeat the terrorist insurgents, only ways to bring the troops home.

Declaring the situation "grave and deteriorating," the high-powered commission proposed the United States talk directly to terror abettors Iran and Syria to get their cooperation, and commit to removing U.S. combat troops in early 2008.

Read the report for youself. What a different world the world would be had these monkeys done a "bipartisan" assessment after the Battle of Kasserine Pass.

'STRONG CASE' FOR EXPERIMENTS WITH MONKEYS

December 12, 2006 (Telegraph) - Over the foreseeable future, "we felt there was a strong moral scientific case" for their use in research, said Sir David Weatherall, the distinguished medical scientist who chaired the independent working group that undertook the 18 month study of the use of animals such as marmosets, tamarins and macaques in research.

However, as the above ISG report makes apparent, there is a strong moral case not to use surrender monkeys for research on national security issues.

Posted by Damian at December 13, 2006 04:00 AM
Comments

Are we killing more of them or are they killing more of us?

End of discussion.

Posted by: Jay at December 14, 2006 12:53 AM

There's only ever been 2 possible "exit strategies". There are only 2 such ends for any military engagement at any time, any where, ever.

1. Win.
2. Lose.

All this "exit strategy" nuance is product of mental masturbations from intellectual inbreeds and cowards.

Posted by: Grimmy at December 15, 2006 01:42 PM

Ah, Mr. Grimmy, well, we concur with your initial proposition but we think you are just angry in your "exit strategy" conclusions.

The exit strategies being fronted today are not the product of unsanitary mental recreations. They are limited political ideas for the purpose of devastating the oppostion. Exiting has nothing to do with the troops, the mission, national security, or Iraq. Exit is the code word for "retreat" and retreat is the plain word for "lose", which you identify above as the two possible outcomes of war.

To exit is to lose. And to lose is to destroy the support, the credibility, the standing of this president. Of course all the open talk about exiting also undercuts the effectiveness of the coalition troops, lowers their morale, plays to the enemy, boosts their morale, and does much to confuse plain-thinking people (such as we count ourselves) about it all being a failure of the Iraqis.

There is plenty of room to debate issues concerning a war in progress. What seems to us to be dangerous, perfidious, is to signal the enemy that our will is spent solely for political gain. What seems to us to be ludicrous is to quit a war we are winning. And what seems to us immoral is to leave the field when so much more than Iraq is a stake.

With the Democrats in power, will American troops be out of Iraq by 2K8? No. Of course, Democrats will have their reason. Many will be the very same reasons this president gives for America being there in the first place. But there will be a crucial difference: The Democrats wil be in power. Mission accomplished.

Confusing. But we are plain-thinking folk.

DGB

Posted by: Damian Bennett at December 15, 2006 06:02 PM

"What seems to us to be ludicrous is to quit a war we are winning."

...

That's a pretty uncommon statement to describe this bloody mess. I bet that the israeli government made such statement 30 years ago.

Posted by: Stéphane at December 17, 2006 06:31 PM

Ah, M. Stéphane,

Yes, well, you see, war is a bloody mess. This is the reason that wars are not usually fought in polo whites.

And the vast majority of wars have been a great deal bloodier and messier than what you find in Iraq. We are always surprised by our surprise when people post about bloody war as if that is a telltale sign that something is terribly wrong.

What then is your measure for a losing war? A winning war?

We are keen to know.

Regards,
DGB

Posted by: Damian Bennett at December 18, 2006 08:14 PM

Damian

That's not me who's saying that the coalition is losing the war, it's Colin Powell (on CBS two days ago).

That's not very funny to play on rhetoric, when I talk about "bloody mess", I mean that this situation is out of control because there's no actual police force to secure Baghdad (as Mr Powell says). If people have a right to happiness etc, they should be able to walk in the streets whitout fearing to be blown up. We shall consider that the war is won maybe after these fears are over.

I fear that this bloodshed has been nurrished by more than ten years of embargo, you see, when people are put down on their knees, it's easy to turn them into fanatics.

Posted by: Stéphane at December 19, 2006 12:26 AM

Oops, I forgot to add something to meditate about:

The greatest conquerror is the one who can vanquish without any battle.
(Lao-Tseu)

Posted by: Stéphane at December 19, 2006 12:34 AM

"What then is your measure for a losing war? A winning war?".

Has president Bush ever been asked and honestly replied to this question by the American media ?

I think, this article, pretty much sums up what a Vietnam style defeat, looks like really.

Posted by: FFF at December 19, 2006 01:43 AM

FFF,

A Vietnam defeat looks like a well-appointed conference room in a fancy French hotel.

Stéphane,

Perhaps you are quoting Lao-tzu, though we couldn't find a citation. It is similar to this Sun Tzu quote:

Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

But, dear boy, most fighting wars are not excellently waged. Hardly any. Recognizing this, Sun Tzu offers a great deal of advice for waging less-than-excellent wars.

DGB

Posted by: Damian Bennett at December 19, 2006 11:07 AM

Damian,

Sun-Tzu's art of war is not actually applied in Iraq, maybe it should be, I don't know...

But I think that 'breaking the enemy's resistance' is an idea that can lead to many abuses (like embargos).

Posted by: Stéphane at December 19, 2006 03:37 PM
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