You can use your fingers too, if you want, Sheryl

Is there some kind of competition over there in their fantasy world?

Emphasis mine.

Do you know how much paper you use when going to the bathroom? Whatever you think it is, rock star Sheryl Crow says it's too much and announced that a ban should be put into place to limit the amount of toilet paper allowed for each bathroom visit.

After touring the US in a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness on climate change, Sheryl Crow made comments on her web site, suggesting that Americans limit the amount of toilet paper they use to help save the environment.

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One of those ideas will likely not go over very well as Sheryl Crow has targeted the private bathroom moments of everyone in the country. Crow writes, "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting." . . . . In addition to the toilet paper issue, Crow also mentions on her web site that she believes paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness" and has designed a clothing line with "dining sleeves." The idea is that the sleeve can be detached after the person has used it to wipe their mouth and then replace it with a clean sleeve.