NYC Letter: Commando Kerry

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Presidential loser John "Stuck In The Senate Not In Iraq" Kerry brags on his big macho sphincter.

KERRY’S ANSWER TO THE ‘BOXERS OR BRIEFS’ QUESTION:
HE GOES COMMANDO AND McCAIN WOULD SAY ‘DEPENDS’

CAMBRIDGE October 20, 2008 (politickerma.com) - Kerry, addressing a business summit on energy issues, kicked off his remarks with some light-hearted banter. Mr. Kerry:

These are the exciting last two week moments of the presidential campaign. So it's a very special time. I can't wait for it to be over. I am so tired of the press' silly questions that they ask along the way. And cable television which reduces everything to stupidity - the lowest common denominator of conflict. I don't know if any of you know what it's like. I do, obviously. I've been asked all of those brilliant questions that were repeated this year.

Barack got asked the famous boxers or briefs question. I was tempted to say Commando.*

Mr. Kerry likes that metrosexual thrill riding up his mesial groove.

The senator said Obama successfully parried that question but that John McCain, the GOP nominee, had some problems. Mr. Kerry:

Then they asked McCain and McCain said, 'Depends.'

Kerry said [this] to lots of laughter from the crowd.

First, who believes this is the original wit of John Kerry? [A show of no hands.] Lame paralipsis for lame joke. Is Mr. Obama auditioning candidates for a loser clown in his administration? No. That post is already designated. Oh. Too bad, Mr. Kerry.

Of course Mr. Kerry's sphincter is very muscular and powerful, having held his big head tightly in place for decades.

Donkey.

HOLDING HIS FUDGE
Mr. Kerry Crawls Around In A Body Diaper

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