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Le jour 555 de Sarko

BOSS MAN, LE KING, LE REQUIN -- OK ?
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[Hat tip: Duncan]

Sarko tosses his teleprompter to rap for the people. Here's the gist of the lyrics.

SARKO: [Rapping.] Yo! Wassup, my fellow citizen! Give me five, I'm back around yo city!

I tell you: During the summer I thought hard
I pondered: Enough with the corny speeches!
I told my wife [On cell with Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.] I need something really slick!
She said:
BRUNI: Just make a clip that rocks [un clip qui déchirer]
SARKO: Oh, Yes! You are right! That is not a bad idea!

CHORUS I
TUTTI: I am the boss, I am the boss, I am the big boss
SARKO: I am the boss man
TUTTI: I am the boss, I am the boss. I am the big boss
SARKO: For sure I'm telling you
I am the boss, the emperor
I am the king of bling-bling!
OK?

SARKO: I handed out promises like candy
I promised more purchasing power
Hey, man! Works for me!
Thank you!

I claimed: Together everything is possible
Today we're in a gloomy mess
You see, everything was possible!

CHORUS II
FLY GIRLS: You complain
You have no bucks left
SARKO: Nothing left!
FLY GIRLS: Play Lotto if you wanna get rich
SARKO: Hey! Who knows?
FLY GIRLS: But don't forget you went to the polls
So don't break my balls!
SARKO: Oh!

CHORUS I
TUTTI: I am the boss...
SARKO: Remember it's me, I am the boss...

SARKO: You're broke, no more cash
To fuel your little car
I can't afford your gasoline
Oh, no!
My friends only work in the building...
The guys who tailor concrete boots
Yeah! For the guy who called me "the little kid"!

In my job
You gotta control your image
Have to wield the big stick
To evade the issue
OK?

That's why yester TV did a good job
From now on to run France Télévisions
There will be a Minister of Information!
And if you don't like it
Piss off, dumbass!
Eh?
So what?

CHORUS II
FLY GIRLS: You complain
You have no bucks left
SARKO: Peanuts!...

CHORUS I
TUTTI: I am the boss...
SARKO: Remember it's me, I am the boss...

SARKO: [On cell with Bruni] Yo! You know babe
This rap gives me ideas
How about for Christmas greetings
I dress up as a Santa!
Pretty good idea, isn't it?
BRUNI: Wait! Halloween comes first
Why not wear the mask from "Scream"!
SARKO: No offense taken, but this one is NOT a good idea!

CHORUS I
FLY GIRLS: You complain
You have no bucks left
SARKO: That's life!
FLY GIRLS: Play Lotto if you wanna get rich
SARKO: Good idea!
FLY GIRLS: But don't forget you went to the polls
SARKO: Yes for me!
FLY GIRLS: So don't break my balls!

REPRISE CHORUS I

CHORUS II

SARKO: I am the boss man
I am the king of bling-bling
SO?
Everyone is saying it, huh
Even I am saying it, you know...

Background on the animation here.

PFFT (What is this?): Za big boss man ½ | Le king ½ | Un clip qui déchirer 3 | Rayonnement français 0