NYC Letter: For Laughs

Day 253 of CHOPE

Correspondent Janina sent us this:

FUNNY STUFF

Come on, stop pretending you're above this. You're going to cramp up. [Snort. Snort.] You see, all better.

We poked around the Internet and found more funny stuff. We added a few of our own. The lead-in, What is the difference between God and Mr. Obama?

• God asks for just 10% of your money.

• God only asks to be worshipped once a week.

• You can't pray to God in a public school.

• God's plan to save mankind is actually written down for people to read.

• God doesn't use a teleprompter.

• God would never pick Joe Biden for anything.

• When you meet God, the last thing you notice is His ears.

• God doesn't fake Spanish.*

• God doesn't need $787B to create 4 million jobs.

• The Lord giveth. Mr. Obama taketh away.

CHOPE.

Big differences.

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* Also this and this.