October 30, 2009

Pave: Ex-Jack, The Adventure Continues XIII

Le jour 899 de Sarko

We have retired from Pave France but would be remiss not to post this.

CHIRAC ORDERED TO FACE TRIAL IN FRANCE

PARIS October 30, 2009 (NYT) - An investigating magistrate on Friday ordered the former French president, Jacques Chirac [Votez l'escroc, pas le facho!], to stand trial on corruption charges dating to his time years ago as mayor of Paris, reinforcing the whiff [Whiff? Stink. Stench. Foetor. A pervasive gagging mephitis.] of alleged [Alleged!? Alain Carignon, convicted; Roland Dumas, convicted (reversed on appeal); Edith Cresson, convicted; Alain Juppé, convicted; Michel Roussin, Michel Giraud, convicted; Charles Pasqua, convicted] malfeasance swirling around the political elite here and inspiring debate about the pace of judicial processes.

If he comes to trial, Mr. Chirac will be the first former French head of state to be prosecuted for corruption, offering a humiliating bookend to a political career that spanned more than 30 years. A statement from his office described him as “serene” in face of the accusations.

The order by the magistrate, Xavière Simeoni, may still be challenged by public prosecutors who have already requested that the charges against the conservative [!] Mr. Chirac, 76, be dropped, because there were no grounds to pursue them and because some had expired under the statute of limitations.

... A trial would place Mr. Chirac in uncomfortable company: the last French former head of state to face trial was Marshal Henri Phillipe Pétain, who was charged with treason [and convicted] in 1945 for collaborating with the Nazi occupation.

Ségolène Royal -- failed, bitter, persecuted, and failed again Socialist politico -- offers conflicted forgiveness in une petite phrase:

These are old stories and, today, Jacques Chirac probably has lots of things on his conscience, but at the same time he has given a lot to the country. He deserves to be left alone, but justice must be the same for everyone.

Even if he deserves this, it’s not good for France’s image.

Yes. The desserts of justice, equality before the law -- these are bad for France's "image", which usually trumps such bother. [Pause.] It's hard to believe she failed to connect with French voters.

Ex-Jack's political opponents aren't too happy because, notional ideologies aside, French politics is a chummy confraternity of crooks. If the big crook can be caught, what hope the little crooks?

PFFT (What is this?): On vous laisse juge 5 | Rayonnement français 4½

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April 10, 2009

Pave: En panne : la Tour Eiffel

Le jour 696 de Sarko

Warm-up for the coming strikes of May.

EIFFEL TOWER CLOSES DUE TO STRIKE

PARIS April 9, 2009 (AP) - An official at the Eiffel Tower says the attraction is closed to visitors because of a strike.

The official said the tower did not open Wednesday morning and is expected to remain closed all day. She was speaking on condition of anonymity in accordance with the job regulations.

"Job regulations" forbid unauthorized personnel from talking to the press about company business. A second regulation further stipulates that if an unauthorized person chooses to violate the first regulation that she do so anonymously. Thank you for your cooperation.

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FRANCE, THE WORKER'S PARADISE
Strike First, Demands To Follow
(Small Print Below.)

More than 500 people work in the Eiffel Tower, from welders and plumbers to security guards and cooks. The attraction, which offers panoramic views of Paris, normally receives roughly 18,000 visitors per day.

It was not immediately clear how many workers were on strike or what their demands were.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

But be assured there will be demands. It is difficult, it takes time, to sort out how to make cushy jobs more cushy still.

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WAGE SLAVERY
The Injustice Of Working For A Living In France

STRIKE CLOSES EIFFEL TOWER
FOR SECOND TIME IN DAY

PARIS April 9, 2009 (AP) - A strike by security workers shuttered the Eiffel Tower for a second day Thursday, frustrating tourists hoping to view Paris from its balconies.

The tower was closed Thursday morning, then started allowing tourists back up to its balconies Thursday afternoon before shutting the door again.

The security workers are demanding bonuses for their long hours standing outside, year-round, usually in only a cotton suit and tie.

Hhmmm, "security workers" demand bonuses for long hours standing outside, year-round, having been hired to stand outside for long hours, year-round. [We re-read the foregoing.] The Tower "security" worker wants a bonus for doing the job he is already paid to do. Here is the thinking:

    You have hired me and I agree to come on staff and receive a salary. However if you want me to do the work you have just hired me to do, I require a handsome bonus above and beyond the wage paid for the work you have just hired me to do. This demand is a matter of social justice. It is not up for argument. You are obliged to accede and deliver.

[Pause.] Sweet.

Tower operators SETE said it was lodging a complaint with a court over the action by the 16-member security staff.

The tower normally stays open all year, but has occasionally been shut in the past because of strikes or high winds.

Or you could go here. Cheaper. No strikes. Takeout available.

PFFT (What is this?): The inherent injustice of French wage slavery ⅛ | Rayonnement français 0

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April 09, 2009

Pave: Continuing Education In France

Le jour 695 de Sarko

It seems there will be a few Pave posts yet.

Correspondent Hervé sends along the story below, remarkiing:

You can't make this up!

And, in truth, dear skimmer, we would be hard pressed.

FRENCH LESSONS: A PARISIAN COACHES
RADICALS IN THE ART OF PROTEST

Financial Crisis Boosts Demand For
Mr. Renou's Seminars; No Hostage Tips

PARIS April 8, 2008 (WSJ) - When French foes of capitalism want to mount an effective protest, they phone Xavier Renou.

As one of France's top protest consultants, Mr. Renou teaches activists how to chain themselves to trees, damage genetically modified crops and withstand police interrogations. These days, his phone is ringing off the hook, as the tumult in the global financial system has led to a boom in protests.

Despite a surge in demand for his services, Mr. Renou, 35 years old, is struggling to capitalize on the travails of capitalism. He charges students as much as €50 ($67) a head in his weekend protest course, writes books and has produced board games with left-wing themes.

Still, he says, it's hard to make a living from protest. And fighting big business requires real cash outlays.

"I want out of capitalism," he says, adding, "We are always in a bit of precarious financial situation."

Capitalism is more keep-the-nightlight-on boogeyman than malefic dynamic in quasi-capitalist/socialist France. If M. Renou really wants out, he need only shutter his consultancy, join the civil service -- the single largest sector of the French work force -- and do as he is told.

Mr. Renou started protesting at the age of 12. A middle-class boy, he says he was shocked during a camping holiday with his parents to see children much poorer than he. He wrote a 10-page manifesto on how to make the world fairer. His father, a banker, picked it up and started laughing, says Mr. Renou.
He said: 'This is communism.'

After teaching and researching for several years, he became head of Greenpeace's French campaign against nuclear weapons in 2005. A year later, he left to found his own group, Les Désobéissants -- "The Disobedient Ones." Mr. Renou's official title is "spokesman."

... Today, the global financial crisis "is like manna from heaven," Mr. Renou says. "The demand is exponential."

Misery is M. Renou's market driver. If you have been laid off, your 401K wiped out, your former employer bankrupt, ah, M. Renou is that much richer. So glad world economies going to Hell in a handbasket afford M. Renou a livelihood -- manna brushed from the table edges of capitalism's heavenly banquet.

Mr. Renou once ran into a nuclear-submarine hangar dressed as a clown to protest nuclear weapons. He marched through a supermarket dressed as a zombie to protest Western consumer culture.

... Participants in Mr. Renou's civil-disobedience training camps are asked to pay a discretionary fee of up to €50. For that, they learn key techniques, such as blocking roads by lying on the ground.

Oh! A clown! A zombie! Block a road by lying on the ground!* Brilliant insider stuff and worth every sou of €50.

Despite all the activity, Mr. Renou's work is not lucrative. Officially unemployed since leaving Greenpeace, he no longer receives state benefits. The money raised at his seminars barely covers the cost of travel and food. He says raising the price of the seminars would be ethically wrong. He and his girlfriend are moving out of Paris soon to live more cheaply.

... Ideally, he says, he would like to be paid a salary. But, he says, "In this line of work, that isn't easy."

The article reports M. Renou gave a lecture attracting 30 participants. Let us assume ½ pay the full €50 (€750) and ½ pay a "discretionary" €25 (€375) for a total of €1,125 (USD $1,478.17). Assuming M. Renou does not lecture for more than a day, €1,125 is a pretty hefty per diem. How does he travel? Where does he eat?

Divided by a 7-hour workday that comes to €160/hour (USD $211/hour). This seems exorbitant to advise someone whether being a clown or a zombie makes the better impression.

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* Here is our preferred method of traffic stoppage.

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March 27, 2009

Pave: The Sexennial

Le jour 681 de Sarko

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HUH?
Six Years Of Paving, Clueless France Still Clueless

The third of this month was the sixth anniversary of Pave France. Today is the fifth anniversary of my joining Pave as an editor.

Pave originally launched under editor-in-chief Mike Krempasky. The site published a mock-fest of French ingratitude, anti-Americanism, policy ineptitude, multipolar fawning, government corruption, strikes, riots, misplaced hauteur, bad hygiene, and the flailing génie gaulois. There were several contributors, some quite good, some quite funny -- Carine and Valerie went on to found E-Nough!; Josh Mercer is at Fidelis, where he is the Communications Director. But social and political France has not held much fascination for Americans since the 19th century, and one by one -- sometimes in clumps -- Pave's editors -- and readership -- fell away.

The busy Mr. Krempasky quit Pave in 2004 for RedState, leaving me, the last active editor, in charge. [Pause.] The only remanent of the Pave collegium is the editorial "we".

The Chirac years were great for Pave, not so great for France. The clueless Douste-Blazy, the too beautiful for government Villepin (scourge of America), and feckless, corrupt, bumbling, hapless Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack -- most days the mock wrote itself. But the Jack pack is gone (more or less) and with it Pave's best source material (more or less).

Pave of late has lost much of its vim. With Mr. Obama bankrupting America, well, France does not loom large in the important things to keep an eye on. [Hard sigh.] Mr. Obama's transformation of America into Canada South has taken a good deal of the edge off mocking France.

I often mused, what is to become of Pave? Recently the legacy site's domain name was let lapse and the site taken down. [Pause.] I think it is time to end Pave and do something entirely from scratch. Something I own and control from the get-go. Something a little bigger than France. Pave will be hard to put down, but the legacy site gone dark was a fell blow and my heart is no longer in it.

If you are a Pave reader or skimmer, thank you for your patronage. If you are a complainer, a socialist, a multiculturalist, a globalwarmist, or a whiny franchouille, well, it is a mystery to me that you read Pave at all.

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March 24, 2009

Pave: Ex-Jack, The Adventure Continues XII

Le jour 678 de Sarko

BARACK OBAMA A ÉCRIT À JACQUES CHIRAC
[BARACK OBAMA HAS WRITTEN TO EX-JACK]

19 mars 2009 (Figaro) - Le président américain vient d'adresser une lettre «très sympathique » à Jacques Chirac, selon l'expression de ce dernier. «Je suis certain que nous pourrons au cours des quatre années à venir collaborer ensemble dans un esprit de paix et d'amitié afin de construire un monde plus sûr» , écrit le successeur de George W. Bush au prédécesseur de Nicolas Sarkozy. En évoquant le mot de « paix», Obama rend un hommage implicite à l'action de l'ancien président français qui s'était opposé à la guerre en Irak. Une intervention américaine contre laquelle le futur président américain s'était opposé comme sénateur, lors du vote au Congrès.

[The American president has just written a “very sympathetic” letter to Jacques Chirac, according to the statement of the latter. "I am certain that we will be able to work together, in the coming four years, in a spirit of peace and friendship to build a safer world", writes the successor of George W. Bush to the predecessor of Nicolas Sarkozy. In mentioning the word 'peace,' Obama was offering an implicit homage to the former French president who had opposed the Iraq war. An American intervention that the future US president was himself opposed as senator, at the time of the vote in Congress.]

[Hat tip: Hervé]

We received this story last week. We sat on it because either it was not much of a story or it was a very odd story indeed. But which?

The inference by Figaro was preposterous, "In mentioning the word 'peace,' Obama was offering an implicit homage to the former French president". The editors may infer as well in using the word "friendship" Mr. Obama was hoping to woo Ex-Jack away from Mr. Putin.

Till the end of time France will strain -- as Figaro does above -- to reassure herself that the perpetuation of Iraq under Saddam -- with France's lucrative skim of Pétrole contre nourriture and her failed gamble to upend the American-led invasion -- left the world in "peace". And France in business. Of course today Iraq is an open democracy, one of only two in the Middle East, and it was Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack who imperiled peace by coddling peaceable nuclear-bent Iran.

Back to the story, which, it turns out, is the story. CSM, after scolding bloggers who took Figaro at its word, reports Mr. Obama did not initiate the correspondence nor did he pay homage.

Another French newspaper, the New Observer, explained that Obama was merely replying to a Chirac letter who was writing him as the head of his foundation — the Jacques Chirac Foundation for sustainable development (and here and here) and cultural dialogue. ... [O]ther French news organizations confirmed with Chirac’s entourage that they believed the reference was not in regards to the Iraq war but to Chirac’s current work as head of the foundation.

The letter is a pro forma courtesy between functionaries who write these things on behalf of a boss. [Pause.] We doubt Mr. Obama read it.

PFFT (What is this?): Pro forma 5 | Beaucoup de bruit pour rien 3½ | Rayonnement français 0

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March 06, 2009

Pave: Pave n'est plus là

Le jour 660 de Sarko

Dear reader, gentle skimmer, we were chagrined to discover that the archival Pave site (http://www.pavefrance.com) is no more. Gone. Without notice. Poof.

We never owned or controlled the site, though the owner offered it to us on more than one occasion. We just never did the deal. We were told that the site, forever frozen as of May 17, 2007, would remain available as an archive. That apparently has changed.

This will delight the franchouilles, but we are disappointed. For several years, we have put a lot of work into Pave. We worked hard to get facts straight, researched, sought first sources where possible, and struggled with the French language.

Admittedly Pave is a small garden, but it is held in some regard by those who challenge received notions of superior French culture and cosmopolitanism.

Now it is gone. All referring links in our E-Nough! and Pave-at-E-Nough! posts are dead.

We have contacted the owner in hopes that the site remains intact on some back-up medium that we can acquire.

We are not sure what is next. We are not sure if anything is next.

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March 05, 2009

Pave: "Left In Peace"

Le jour 659 de Sarko

Does Europe want peace or does it want to be left in peace? I’d like you to think about this. Do you want peace or do you want to be left in peace? It isn’t the same policy, it isn’t the same strategy, and the consequences aren’t the same. If you want peace, you have to give yourselves the means to exist as an economic, financial, political and military power. You want to be left in peace? If so, you have to curl up very small, stay in your corner, cover your eyes, block your ears, and not talk too loudly, and for a time you will be left in peace. Until the moment when it’s discovered that you haven’t got the means to defend yourself. But at that point, it will be too late.

Sarko,
Président de la République,
trying to shame Europa into defense spending
45. MÜNCHNER SICHERHEITSKONFERENZ
MÜNCHEN February 7, 2009 (MSC)

Ironically the slogan of the Konferenz is Frieden durch Dialog (Peace Through Dialog). [Pause.] This is the sort of peace that costs almost nothing -- catering and chair rentals for Oprah-like sit-downs with diplomats from minacious states (and this) who lie to your face (and this) and smile for photo ops.

[Hat tip: ¡No Pasaran!]

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February 24, 2009

Pave: The Flying Frenchman, Coda

Le jour 650 de Sarko

Clemenceau (R 98), "le Clem", was the eighth aircraft carrier commissioned by the French navy and the lead ship of her class (Clemenceau class aircraft carriers ). It was laid down November 1955 and served from 1961 to 1997. It was decommissioned October 1, 1997.

The French government entered into several controversial contracts to outsource the toxic shipbreaking elsewhere -- on the cheap and dodging tough EU environmental regulations. The Clemenceau sailed to several ports only to be turned away as the arrangements came into dispute. France was eventually shamed into paying to have a proper job done. In England.

See here and here for background.

'POISON? WE LOVE IT!'
How One British Town Welcomed
An Asbestos-Riddled Toxic French Ship
With Open Arms

February 23, 2009 (Daily Mail) - Hundreds turned out to welcome this rusty warhorse as it was towed in to [Hartlepool, England]. Now, the locals are queuing up for 200 badly needed jobs as they prepare to recycle these redundant battleships - weighing more than 10,000 African elephants - into a pile of scrap metal equivalent to a billion tin cans.

... The 27,000-ton Clemenceau is so full of killer asbestos and toxic waste that this 52-year-old former aircraft carrier has been comprehensively ostracised by the rest of the world. During a 12-year, round-the-world quest for a scrap yard, it has been shunned by the authorities in Turkey, Egypt and India, among others.

French firms were willing to do the job - at a price - but the French government, usually so keen to protect its own industries, did not want this cauldron of contamination taken apart in France.

... Officialdom merely refers to it as Hull Q790. And within a year, there will be nothing left of the old girl. Between now and the summer, a team of workers (locals, we are assured) will carry out 'remediation' work - stripping out the nasty stuff.

More than 700 tons of asbestos* - originally designed to stop fires but lethal in its old age - must be sealed off and removed in double-wrapped bags. These will then be locked inside steel drums and dumped, for ever, in that rubbish mountain up the road.

All the toxic slime must then be flushed from the ship's bowels into tanks and only then can the demolition crews can move in. They will chop off the control tower above the flight deck, before removing the deck so that a huge cutting machine can be lowered inside the hull.

'The ship will then eat itself from the inside,' explains Glyn Wheeler, the managing director of Able UK, the firm with the £9 million contract to make the corrosive Clem disappear.

Each chunk of the ship will be sawn into lumps no bigger than an office desk - the maximum size for the blast furnace just across the River Tees. And from there, within a year, it will begin life again as a girder, a car part - or a tin can.

[Hat tip: Valerie in Hawaii]

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* The original abestos estimate for trans-boundary shipment released by the French Ministry of Defense was 45 tons.

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February 18, 2009

Pave: Guilty

Le jour 644 de Sarko

I believe France is not responsible. Therefore, I would not force France to apologize.

François Mitterrand,
Fourth President of the French Fifth Republic,
giving France a pass on the Holocaust
ÉLYSÉE September 13, 1994 (NYT)

Finally. This French fairy tale of legalisms* no longer stands.

FRANCE 'RESPONSIBLE' FOR HOLOCAUST DEATHS
PARIS February 16, 2009 (CNN)

COURT RECOGNISES FRANCE'S ROLE
IN DEPORTING JEWS TO NAZI DEATH CAMPS

PARIS February 18, 2009 (Irish Times) - Jewish groups yesterday welcomed a ruling by the French Council of State, the country’s highest administrative tribunal, formally recognising the responsibility of the French state in the deportation of 76,000 Jews to Nazi death camps between 1942 and 1944. Fewer than 3,000 survived.

... France took decades to come to terms with its second World War past. When Gen Charles de Gaulle came to power at the end of the war, he portrayed his country as a nation of resistors.

This version prevailed until the US historian Robert Paxton published Vichy France in 1972. Marcel Ophuls’ 1969 film about the extent of collaboration, Le Chagrin et la Pitié, was kept off state television for 12 years.

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FINALLY OFFICIAL: GUILTY
Sorry. What More Do You Want?

French justice, 60+ years in the making, no sting,** no grace.

'JEWISH WAR VICTIMS HAVE HAD ENOUGH
COMPENSATION' FRENCH COURT SAYS

PARIS February 17, 2009 (Times Online)

NO FRENCH PAYOUT FOR JEWS
DEPORTED DURING WORLD WAR II

French State Was Responsible For Deporting Jews During World War II,
Country's Top Judicial Authority Ruled For The First Time Yesterday,
But It Dismayed Families Of Victims By Declaring
That They Had Already Been Compensated.
PARIS February 18, 2009 (The Australian)

So. Where will French justice and impecunity next join issue? [We search the stars.] Algeria (and this)?

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* See posts here and here for background.

** Another example of decades-late stingy French justice here; more here, and here.

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January 29, 2009

Pave: Bienvenue en France ! La grève générale !

Le jour 624 de Sarko

Désormais, quand il y a une grève, personne ne s'en aperçoit.

[Now, when there is a strike, nobody even notices.]

Sarko,
Président de la République and pocket reformer,
self-congratulating the ranks of L'UMP
-- to thunderous applause --
on last August's "service minimum" legislation
24 juin 2008 (20minutes)

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A feeble temporizing to show the unions who was the Big Boss Man.

2,5 MILLIONS DE MANIFESTANTS
DANS 195 MANIFESTATIONS PARTOUT EN FRANCE

[2.5 MILLION PROTESTING
IN 195 PROTESTS THROUGHOUT FRANCE]
janiver 29, 2009 (Google Maps)

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GOING NOWHERE
Throttle The Nation For Job Security, Raises, Bonuses

[Hat tip: Carine]

STRIKES HOBBLE SERVICES IN FRANCE

PARIS January 29, 2009 (IHT) - Hundreds of thousands of workers went on strike Thursday across France, snarling transportation and closing post offices and schools in a sign of discontent with President Nicolas Sarkozy's response to the economic crisis.

... Mass transit in the capital was in chaos, with service on suburban commuter lines reduced or nonexistent, and most subways and buses running well below normal frequencies. The Education Ministry estimated that 37 percent of teachers walked out. In Marseille, the country's second largest city, television showed buses crammed with commuters as subway service was completely interrupted.

Across France, airports were operating at reduced capacity and flights were delayed. The rail line that serves the two Paris airports was completely shut down, stranding arriving travelers in long taxi lines.

As many as 200 demonstrations were planned across the country, including a massive march across Paris in the afternoon.

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LES JOUEURS
[Picture source: 20minutes.fr]

FRENCH STRIKERS DEMAND PROTECTION
FROM GLOBAL STORM

PARIS January 29, 2009 (AFP)

[Pause.] Can someone arrange to stop the world and let the French off? Ride on the old orb's a bit rough. Mr. France has the wobblies.

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January 27, 2009

Pave: Ex-Jack, The Adventure Continues XI

Le jour 622 de Sarko

FORMER FRENCH PRESIDENT CHIRAC HOSPITALISED
AFTER MAULING BY HIS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED POODLE

January 21, 2009 (Daily Mail) - Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants. The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said. Mdm. Chirac:

The dog went for him for no apparent reason. We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression. My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.

The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.

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SON OF A BITCH
Oh, Sumo! It's The Knacker For You!

[Picture source: Daily Mail]

Big men with cute little adorable dogs. It has always struck us as odd.

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January 17, 2009

Pave: Who To Believe? France Or Those Lying Jews? XI

Le jour 612 de Sarko

Je tiens à dire clairement qu'il n'y a pas de poussée d'antisémitisme en France, que rien ne permet d'étayer ces affirmations.

[I make a point of saying clearly, there is no surge of anti-semitism in France, that nothing supports these assertions.]

Ex-Jack,
then-president of anti-Semite-free France,
explaining why news reports, police blotters,
and French Jews cannot be believed
PALAIS DE ÉLYSÉE February 27, 2002 (People's Daily Online)

Then-Jack spent much of his presidency protesting Jew-friendly France against the evidence of anti-Semitic France. [Pause.] But France is not Jew-friendly.

MAN WEARING JEWISH SYMBOL STABBED NEAR PARIS

PARIS January 17, 2009 (IHT) - France's interior ministry says masked thieves who attacked a young man east of Paris to steal his car repeatedly stabbed him after noticing he was wearing a Jewish symbol.

... The ministry said in a statement Friday that the attackers shouted anti-Semitic threats at the man as they stabbed him four times with a knife in the Thursday evening attack. It did not provide details on the man's condition.

Alliot-Marie has said France has experienced a clear increase in anti-Semitic and anti-Muslim attacks since Israel began an assault against Hamas in Gaza on Dec. 27.

There have been some 55 anti-Semitic attacks in France since Israel's Gaza offensive. [Pause.] No word yet on those anti-Muslim attacks.

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THE FRENCH LOVE JEWS
Okay Maybe Not, But They Hate Zionists

[Picture source: Gateway Pundit]

Everything still doubleplusbon in France.

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January 14, 2009

Pave: Discover Your Inner French Stereotype

Le jour 609 de Sarko

French stereoypes abound. Rude, dirty, hircine, arrogant, cloying, clueless, contrary, lazy, morose, prissy, vain, anal, oral, cowardly. These qualities are distributed unequally but found everywhere. Almost any profession will do. Counter help. Wait staff. Cabbie. Clerk. Lothario.

Leapfrog Properties, a British realty and relocation consultancy, has cobbled up a little "best fit" quiz for rosbifs thinking about spending serious time in France.

WHICH FRENCH STEREOTYPE ARE YOU?

As we all know, there is nothing more reliable, instructive and constructive than a boldly-exaggerated stereotype. For this reason, we here at Leapfrog Properties choose to encourage those who are considering a move to France to make a scientifically-based evaluation of their personality so they may adopt the mannerisms and dress of the most suitable French stereotype immediately upon their arrival, thereby ensuring that they are granted the warmest of welcomes.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

To take the quiz, click the above headline link.

We quizzed till we came up with the archest of arch stereotypes, The Snooty Waiter:

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WHO ARE YOU?
Je suis lui comme tu es lui comme tu es moi
et nous sommes tous ensemble*

Your whole life is a paradox; you love to boss people around, but at the end of the day all you're good for is taking orders. You have insufferably high opinion of yourself and you strut around in your immaculate suit blissfully unaware that you are also wearing an apron. For a reason.

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* Goo goo g'joob.

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January 10, 2009

Pave: Prima Facie

Le jour 605 de Sarko

C'est une erreur de notre part. Il s'agit d'un dysfonctionnement interne de vérification de l'information. ... Cela nous rappelle que nous devons être très attentif sur la vérification des sources.

[It is an error on our part. There was an internal malfunction in the checking of information. ... This reminds us that we must be very attentive to verification of sources.]

Etienne Leenhardt,
directeur adjoint de l'information de France 2,
explaining the silverlining to incompetence
PARIS January 5-6, 2009 (AFP/Le Post)

Our story begins here:

FAKE ANTI-ISRAEL VIDEO POSTED AT LIVELEAK

January 4, 2009 (LGF) - This is rich. A gruesome propaganda video uploaded to LiveLeak* that purported to show the aftermath of an IDF attack on civilians in Gaza turned out to be a fraud—it actually shows the results of an accidental explosion of a truck full of Hamas rockets at a Palestinian rally.

This didn’t stop the video from reaching the top spot on reddit.com and gaining more than 2,000 up votes, because reddit.com is absolutely infested with antisemites and terror supporters.

News broadcaster Fr2 airs the video just as they found it at LiveLeak. [Clears throat.] Oops.

FRENCH TV CLAIMS PHOTOS FROM 2005
SHOWED DAMAGE FROM ISRAEL'S GAZA

January 6, 2009 (Haaretz) - French public television network France 2 on Tuesday revealed they had aired photographs that allegedly showed destruction caused by the Israel Air Force during Operation Cast Lead, which were in fact taken during a different incident in 2005, one in which Gaza civilians were killed by an explosion caused by [Hamas] militants in the Strip.

The footage aired on Channel 2 on Tuesday afternoon showed dozens of dead bodies, including Hamas gunmen and citizens, which the channel said were killed by an IAF bombing raid on January 1st. It later came to light that the channel had instead aired footage of the devastation caused after a truck full of explosives blew up in the Jabaliya Refugee Camp.

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WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU
Jeningrad All Over Again

Fr2, you may recall, is that irreproachable exemplar of hermeneutic journalism that aired sensational footage of the death of Mohammed al Durah and cooked its report to point to the IDF as the shooter, fueling the Al-Aqsa Intifada (the Second Intifada) in which 1,073 Israelis and 6,289 Palestinians were killed.

Following investigations, the broadcast quickly became suspect. Fr2 refused anyone access to the unused footage -- 27 minutes was shot, 6 minutes of which purportedly recorded the death of the boy. Still under pressure several years later, Fr2 allowed selected supervised viewings of the raw footage. The privileged few either contested or failed to endorse the Fr2 evidential claims about the footage. Fr2 let it be known anyone questioning the integrity of the broadcast would be sued. Mr. Karsenty's organization, Media-Ratings, declared the broadcast fake. Fr2 sued. Against the advice of the floor (scil., the Procureur), who recommended dropping the charges, Mr. Karsenty was convicted of "public defamation".

Fr2 sandbagged critics and the court for several years running. The court finally ordered Fr2 to make the raw video (scil., the unedited footage in its entirety) available for a public review.** On May 21, 2008, having viewed the raw video, the court ruled for the appellant, Philippe Karsenty, and against Fr2 in its libel suit.

Have you noticed? [Pause.]

There are never any misreported Palestinian barbarities (and this), atrocities, criminality -- in the sense that reported Palestinian barbarities, atrocities, criminality are never in dispute, never contested as frauds, hoaxes, or slanders perpetrated against the Palestinians. Quite the contrary.

Palestinians openly threaten or admit to provocations, stage or are complicit in or directly responsible for their own destruction, advertise all this, proclaim themselves aggrieved, suffering, and blame anything Jewish for just about everything. The international press uncritically reports all these as a closed circuit of exculpation.

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* Since re-described correctly: RAW; (2005) HAMAS WEAPONS PARADE ACCIDENT KILLS 15, INCLUDING KIDS

** See here, here, and here.

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January 02, 2009

Pave: Bon et brûlant 2009 !

Le jour 597 de Sarko

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HEUREUSE ANNÉE 2009 !
French Fireworks

NUIT DE LA SAINT-SYLVESTRE :
PLUS DE VOITURES BRÛLÉES MAIS PAS D'INCIDENT GRAVE

[NEW YEAR'S EVE:
MORE CARS TORCHED BUT NO SERIOUS INCIDENT]

PARIS January 1, 2009 (AFP) - Avec 445 véhicules incendiés recensés à 6H00, contre 372 durant la même période l'an dernier, la nuit de la Saint-Sylvestre a enregistré une hausse de 19,62% des voitures brûlées mais aucun incident majeur n'est déploré par le ministère de l'Intérieur, selon un bilan provisoire.

... Au cours de la nuit, 288 personnes ont été interpellées (+ 11,20%), dont 219 placées en garde à vue (+ 31,93%).

... Malgré ce bilan, le plus élevé des comptages officiels à 6H00 du matin communiqués pour les huit dernières années, le ministère souligne que la nuit de réveillon "a été unanimement perçue comme plutôt calme et sans incidents notables", précisant n'avoir recensé "aucun dégât aux biens immobiliers publics ou privés"

"Seuls quatre fonctionnaires de police ont été légèrement blessés", relève le ministère qui note "très peu de prises à partie de véhicules de sapeurs-pompiers ou d'affrontements avec les forces de sécurité, notamment dans les quartiers sensibles". Lorsqu'ils se sont produits, ils ont "été brefs et sporadiques".

[With 445 burnt vehicles counted at 6:00A, versus 372 for the same period last year, New Year's Eve recorded a 19.62% increase in torched automobiles but no major incident deplored by the Interior Ministry, according to a preliminary report.

... During the night, 288 people were charged (+ 11.20%), including 219 placed in police custody (+31.93%).

... Despite this report, the highest official 6:00 morning count reported for the last eight years, the ministry stresses that New Year's Eve "was unanimously seen as pretty calm and without notable incidents", adding "no damage to public or private property" was reported.

"Only four police officers were slightly wounded", the ministry remaked and notes "very few assualts on fire department vehicles or confrontations with the security forces, in particular in the sensitive districts [Zones Urbaines Sensibles, ZUS]". When they occurred, they have "been brief and sporadic".]

[Hat tip: Janina]

Only in France is a spree of torchings criminality so common as not to be considered a "notable incident". [Pause.]

VOITURES BRÛLÉES DU RÉVEILLON :
TOUTES LES RÉGIONS CONCERNÉES

[CARS TORCHED NEW YEAR'S EVE:
ALL REGIONS AFFECTED]
1 Janvier 2009 (Le Monde)

VOITURES ET POUBELLES INCENDIÉES
[CARS AND DUMPSTERS BURNED]
2 Janvier 2009 (Sud Ouest)

The beauty of the preliminary "assez bien" report is that updates -- subsequent, more informed, less rosy reports -- are old news. For examples, this versus this, and this versus this. Or this year's one-news-cycle-later recount.

NUIT DE LA SAINT-SYLVESTRE :
1.147 VÉHICULES BRÛLÉS, EN HAUSSE DE 30%

[NEW YEAR'S EVE:
1,147 VEHICLES TORCHED, UP 30%]

1 Janvier 2009 (AFP) - PARIS (AFP) — Avec 1.147 voitures incendiées dans la nuit de mercredi à jeudi, selon le bilan définitif du ministère, la Saint-Sylvestre 2009 a été pire qu'en 2008 (878, soit +30,64%) et qu'en 2007 (973).

... Dans un communiqué, le ministère de l'Intérieur a souligné que la hausse "ponctuelle" du nombre de véhicules brûlés la nuit du Nouvel An était "en totale contradiction avec le bilan annuel", en recul "de près de 15%".

[With 1,147 cars set fire the night of Wednesday to Thursday, according to the ministry's final report, New Year's Eve 2009 was worse than 2008 (878, that is +30.64%) and 2007 (973).*

… In an official statement, the Interior Ministry stressed that the "isolated" rise in the number of burned vehicles the night of New Year was "in total contradiction with the annual toll", with a drop "of almost 15%".]

The rise is hardly "isolated." Every year the New Year's torchings increase, that would be "progressive". Every year more police are mobilized to proportionally less effect, that would be a "pattern". Twenty-five thousand police were mobilized in 2006 for New Year's and 425 cars were torched (+28% over 2005). This year 35,000 police were deployed (7,000 more than last year), 1,147 cars were torched.

Somebody should do something.

SARKOZY VOWS TO BRING RIOTERS TO JUSTICE
PARIS November 28, 2007 (IHT)

Oh. Sorry. That was doing something in 2007.

SARKOZY PLEDGES AID, AND MORE POLICE,
FOR FRENCH SUBURBS

PARIS February 8, 2008 (IHT)

Sorry again. That was last year's doing something. Here is this year's bold pronouncement.

SARKOZY TACKLES FRANCE'S CAR BURNERS

January 2, 2009 (TVNZ/Reuters) - President Nicolas Sarkozy vowed to crack down on France's car burning after more than 1,100 vehicles went up in flames overnight on New Year's Eve.

Sarkozy said he had asked authorities to be "uncompromising" with vehicle arsonists and said those caught burning other people's cars should lose their own licences until the damage had been paid for.

Oh-ho. That should do the trick. As good as done.

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* After under-reporting the 2007 torchings, the Interior Ministry now over-counts them to make 2008 torchings look like an improvement. Our sources report the 2007 number as 683, making 2008 a +28.5% increase not a -10% decrease on the previous year.

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December 09, 2008

Pave: Freedom Of Supervised Expression

Le jour 574 de Sarko

A minister and an adviser at the Élysée called to complain about articles before they were published. They said they'd been unfairly treated, that we should change the titles and certain sentences. So in France, politicians think it's possible to call newspapers and magazines to change articles about them. That's how the press works here.

Florence Aubenas,
Nouvel Observateur journalist,
former guest of an Arab gentlemen's club
(and here and here), speaking on French freedom
of politically supervised expression at the recent
self-congratulating FRA conference
(infra)

PRESS FREEDOM INCREASINGLY
UNDER THREAT IN FRANCE

PARIS December 9, 2008 (Irish Times) - President Nicolas Sarkozy's government tempted fate by hosting a two-day conference entitled Freedom of Expression: Cornerstone of Democracy to mark its EU presidency and the 60th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

Sackings, searches of newspaper offices, the detention of several journalists, legislation that inhibits press freedom and the concentration of media in the hands of Mr Sarkozy's friends are blighting press freedom here. Some 50 French journalists declined invitations to the conference.

The conference was sponsored by The European Union Agency for Fundamental Rights ("FRA").* Speaking for the EUcrats, the French Justice minister emphasized the curtailments of expression:

The need to guarantee the broadest form of access to information, the independence of the media and the freedom of artistic expression must take account of the need to protect each and everyone from expressions of hatred, lies and the negation of their dignity or privacy. In the interests of a tolerant, respectful society, the main task of the law is to guarantee the protection of freedom of expression and to punish all forms of abuse thereof.

Rachida Dati,
Garde des Sceaux (ministre de la Justice, Justice Minister),
describing the attendant dangers of free expression
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION – THE RIGHTS AND WRONGS
MEDIA RELEASE December 8, 2008 (FRA)

Mlle. Aubenas was the lone journalist to speak at the conference. She highlighted recent instances of French freedom of expression:

  • "On Friday, there was a demonstration in front of the Palais de Justice over the brutal arrest of a journalist in his home." The journalist, Vittorio de Filippis - a former director of Libération newspaper - was subjected to two rectal searches by police.
  • The previous evening deputies from the right-wing UMP voted in a law that will give President Sarkozy the right to nominate and fire the head of France's public TV stations.
  • Earlier in the week, the editors' syndicate protested because Le Figaro, owned by Sarkozy's friend Serge Dassault, erased a €15,000 diamond ring in a photograph of justice minister Dati, because it didn't look appropriate in times of economic crisis.
  • At Journal du Dimanche, owned by Mr Sarkozy's close friend Arnaud Lagardère, journalists voted unanimously to appeal to their editors to adopt a line more independent of Sarkozy's.

"All this happened last week," Aubenas said. "It's not Anna Politkovskaya ... But all of you know there are special ties between the government and the press in France. I would say it with less passion if this tendency was going in the right direction. It's not. In France, we suffer from the weight of politics on the media."

Aubenas didn't go into the recent sorry history of press freedom in France - that at least two prominent journalists have been sacked for crimes of lèse-majesté against Sarkozy.

Ulysse Gosset has been fired by state-owned France 24 television, apparently because vain foreign minister, Bernard Kouchner, took exception to a profile of himself. Kouchner's wife, Christine Ockrent, sacked Gosset and three other journalists who stepped out of line. The government's banana republic employment practices were exemplified by Kouchner appointing his wife to the richly paid post of director general delegate of France 24, Radio France Internationale and TV5 Monde. Ockrent has axed what she calls "anxiety-provoking" reporting, including a highly regarded radio programme on the Middle East.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

We might be more impressed with protests from the cliques of French journalism, if those protests were meant to advance an open press. But journalism cliques presume to own the news, to shape it to their tastes, to promote their causes. This for example. Here is another. Another. And another. And this clumsy example (and here and here and here). Oh, and this. And this.

The complaint is not that the French government is compromising the responsibilities of the French press. The complaint is that the French government poaches on the perquisites of the media cliques.

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* The FRA is fashioned on the EU pass-the-buck governance model: "The Agency is NOT empowered to examine individual complaints." (Emphasis in the original.)

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December 05, 2008

Pave: Oui, nous le pouvons Redux

Le jour 570 de Sarko

Sarkobama mystery solved!

SARKOBAMA: C'ÉTAIT GREENPEACE
[SARKOBAMA: IT WAS GREENPEACE]
3 decembre 2008 (L'Express)

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YES YOU MUST!
À la station de métro République à Paris
[Photo source: L'Express]

[Hat tip: Janina]

The new poster demands Sarko reduce greenhouse gases by 30%.

You may recall president-elect Sarko, in an odd call-out to his American friends,* pledged the fight against global warming to be France's "first fight".

Je veux lancer un appel à nos amis américains, pour leur dire qu’ils peuvent compter sur notre amitié, [Applaudissements.] qui s’est forgée dans les tragédies de l’histoire que nous avons affrontées ensemble. Je veux leur dire que la France sera toujours à leurs côtés quand ils auront besoin d’elle, mais je veux leur dire aussi que l’amitié c’est accepter que des amis puissent penser différemment ; et qu’une grande nation [Applaudissements.] et qu’une grande nation comme les Etats-Unis a le devoir de ne pas faire obstacle à la lutte contre le réchauffement climatique, mais au contraire de prendre la tête de ce combat, parce que ce qui est en jeu c’est le sort de l’humanité toute entière. La France fera de ce combat son premier combat. [Applaudissements.]

[I want to send a message to our American friends, to tell them they can count on our friendship [Applause.] that was built during history's tragedies that we faced together. I want to tell them that France will always be by their side when they need her. But I also want to tell them that friendship is accepting that one's friends can think differently and that a great nation [Applause.] and that a great nation, like the United States, has the duty not to block the fight against global warming but instead to lead this fight because what's at stake is the fate of the entire humanity. France will make this fight her first fight.]

Sarko,
president-elect of France
effortlessly assuming the mantle of American scold
PARIS 6 mai 2007 (RFI)

Ah. [Pause.] That "first fight" hasn't worked out for France (and here and this).

Greenpeace:

Avec la campagne « SarkObama », Greenpeace interpelle Nicolas Sarkozy à l'heure où l'Europe doit adopter le « paquet climat/énergie ».

Sous présidence française, les États membres de l'Union européenne se sont englués dans la défense de leurs intérêts nationaux de court terme, niant l'intérêt collectif et les impératifs de la lutte contre les changements climatiques.

With the “SarkObama” campaign, Greenpeace challenges Nicolas Sarkozy at this time when Europe must adopt the “climate/energy program”.

Under the French [EU] presidency, European Union Member States are stuck defending their short-term national interests, denying the general good and necessities of the fight against climate change.

Ho, a little payback, a little irony, a little poetic justice that an American president should be recruited to scold green scofflaw Sarko.

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* No call-outs to big polluters China or India or Russia.

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November 30, 2008

Pave: Oui, nous le pouvons

Le jour 565 de Sarko

Ripping-off is the sincerest form of poodling.

QUI SE CACHE DERRIÈRE LA CAMPAGNE
DE BARACK SARKOZY ?

[WHO'S BEHIND THE BARACK SARKOZY CAMPAIGN?]
11 novembre 2008 (Rue89)

Mysterious colleurs have plastered "Yes We Can"-cum-Sarko posters on hoardings at place de la République and the Gare de l'Est terminal. Is it earnest but empty rhetoric or a biting political critique?

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The posters mimic the ubiquitous Obama "HOPE" poster* designed by Shepard Fairey, a professional propagandist. The inspirational Obama Kool-Aid meme, "Yes, We Can" appears in English. There are variations with different declarations in French that all exhort the antiphon, "Yes, We Can":

The joke, of course, is that Sarko has done none of these things.

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HOPEY BECOMES DOPEY
Goof Or Troof?

[Hat tip: Carine via Et Zou!!!]

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* More on the original poster, developments, and spoofs here.

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November 29, 2008

Pave: Soixante-seize bougies

Le jour 564 de Sarko

Today is Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack's birthday. He is 76.

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EX-JACK CHIRAC, FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAY BOY
Out Of Mischief, Out Of Mind

A world that once fawned over le combattant de la paix has forgotten him on his special day. Ironically, Pave, which mocks Jack as a phoney (and this), a cheat (and this and this), a shameless opportunist (and this and this and this), takes note.

Other Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack birthday posts can be found here (and this) and here (and this) and here.

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November 26, 2008

Pave: Keep It In Your Pants

Le jour 561 de Sarko

FRANCE’S NUDIST MULLAHS
'AT WAR WITH SWINGERS'

November 23, 2008 (Times Online) - The normally peaceful Cap d’Agde, a magnet for nudists in the south of France, has been plunged into anxiety. Investigators suspect “fundamentalist” naturists of harbouring a grudge against the échangistes, or swingers, who are drawn to the town by the promise of sex.

A so-called boîte échangiste, or wife-swapping club, called Glamour, where couples engage in group sex, was the first to be razed, in April. The next day the Palme Ré, another orgy venue, went up in flames. In September the Tantra club and Zen, its neighbouring bar, were destroyed in blazes.

Nobody was hurt but the fires have shocked a community whose crime rate has been dominated until now by cases of exhibitionism. ... Tensions have arisen between the naturists, who believe that nudity is a healthy choice of lifestyle and nothing to do with sex, and the échangistes, who are attracted to nudist camps by the prospect of multiple partners.

Hhmmm. It looks like the échangistes have a firmer grasp on how things work.

Some in Cap d’Agde attribute the fires to fundamentalist "mullahs of chaste nudity", as one magazine called them, who have often harangued holiday-makers venturing onto nudist beaches in bathing costumes. Others denied that naturists could have been involved.

Could not? Perhaps the deniers reason that a naturist has no place to hide the matches.

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ENJOY THE SUN WITHOUT THE FUN
Please Orgy In Montpellier

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November 25, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable XII

Le jour 560 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

------------------------------------------------------------------------

The other side heard from again.

RUSSIA DENIES SHOOTING AT SAAKASHVILI
NEAR SOUTH OSSETIA BORDER

LIMA November 24, 2008 (Bloomberg) - Polish President Lech Kaczynski, in Georgia to mark the fifth anniversary of the “Rose Revolution” that swept Saakashvili to power, had asked to see territory controlled by Russian forces, said Natalia Partskhaladze, a spokeswoman for the Georgian leader.

As the presidents’ vehicles approached a checkpoint outside the disputed South Ossetian town of Akhalgori, gunshots were fired, she said. No one was injured in the shooting and the motorcade headed back to the Georgian capital, Tbilisi. ... Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov told reporters late yesterday in Peru’s capital, Lima:

There was no shooting from our positions or from the position of the South Ossetia troops.

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RUSSIA: NO SHOTS FIRED
"Besides, We Missed"

The entire incident was a "provocation," said Lavrov, who was in Lima for the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit. Mr. Lavrov:
When the president is being invited for some celebration in Tbilisi and they put him in a car and take him to a different state, this is a true provocation.

Of course, the Georgian and Polish presidents never left and never intended to leave sovereign Georgian territory. [Pause.] Which, as it turns out, has been the Russian intention, as well.

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November 24, 2008

Pave: French Government Knows Best Redux

Le jour 559 de Sarko

Our continuing story:* First-in disappointment compels unhappy newlyweds to seek an annulment. The court in Lille hears the uncontested petition and grants an annulment. Life quietly goes on until professional controversialists get wind of the case. Feminists sputter and huff arguing virginity cheapens muliebrity. Taking a position in law, the government first supports the ruling before reading the opinion pages of the newspapers. It abruptly reverses itself, taking the progressive position that virginity is an embarrassment and should not be in the news embarrassing the French government. The government, on its own behalf, appeals the amicable annulment to restore the unhappy marriage.

COURT RESTORES MARRIAGE OF MUSLIM NON-VIRGIN
A French Appeal Court Has Overturned A Ruling
That Annulled The Marriage Of A Muslim Couple
After The Husband Discovered His Bride Was Not A Virgin
.

DOUAI November 18, 2008 (AFP) - President Nicolas Sarkozy's government had asked the appeal court in Douai in northern France to review the ruling handed down in April, touching off protests from rights groups, feminists and much of the political class.

The decision meant that the marriage sealed in a civil ceremony in July 2006 in the small northern town of Mons-en-Baroeul remained valid, even though both spouses have asked the court to release them from their vows.

The couple have two months to decide whether they want to launch a higher appeal. Xavier Labbee, the husband's lawyer:

This ruling is very worrying. Our individual liberties are seriously threatened.

Insofar as the state solemnized the marriage the state has an interest in its disposition. The Lille court, representing the state interest, granted the annulment without controversy. We dare say, this was not the first such case in which the court ruled thus.

A tribunal in the northern city of Lille granted the annulment, based on the man's contention that the woman's virginity was a "determining factor" in his decision to marry her and that she had lied to him. ... But the Douai appeals court ruled that the lie did not constitute "valid grounds for the annulment of a marriage" as it did not touch on an essential quality of his bride.

Monday's ruling stated that the "absence" of virginity "had no bearing on the marriage," therefore quashing the right to annul.

The original ruling drew furious protests from rights groups, who slammed it as a victory for religious fundamentalists and a blow to the emancipation of women that set a dangerous legal precedent.

... Some 150 European parliament members wrote to French Justice Minister Rachida Dati, denouncing it as an unacceptable encroachment of religion in the public sphere.

Dati finally ordered an appeal in the face of strong protest, but she continued to insist the ruling was legally sound, based on a breach of trust between the pair, not the issue of virginity itself.

Lawyers for both parties had requested at a hearing in September that the annulment be maintained.

It gets better or worse, depending your propensity to laugh or weep at government ham-handedness.

State prosecutors had said they were not against allowing the split if it were possible to replace the "discriminatory motive" of loss of virginity with a more general one, such as mistaken identity.

The government recognizes there is a legitimate grievance. It only asks that the petitioners call it something else. Something that hints at but does not explicate the complaint. [Pause.] Of course the suggested remedy is ludicrous. The man did not marry a woman other than the one he intended. What about her identity could possibly be construed as "mistaken"? [We search the stars.] The only thing the man has "mistaken" is the woman's intactness about which she lied. [Pause.] The state's legal basis for annulment is now an expectation of virginity as opposed to the earlier "essential quality" of virginity. But if a voided expectation is a deal-breaker, the condition that satisfies that expectation, i.e., virginity, is essential to the deal. As only the bride can fulfill the groom's expectation, virginity remains an "essential quality" of the bride. You can parse this anyway you like -- slightly used virginity remains the actionable grievance.

And then there is this.

The justice minister also warned the case should not be used to stigmatise France's five-million-strong Muslims, Europe's largest community.

Oh! No, of course not. Why would a case that stigmatizes virginity stigmatize a religious culture that venerates virginity? Brilliant.

The French government is pathetic.

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* Other installments here and here.

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November 23, 2008

Pave: Election Heartbreaks III

Le jour 558 de Sarko

There were cases of cheating.

Manuel Valls,
Socialist functionary, mayor of Évry, and
député for the 1re circonscription de l'Essonne,
offering the only possible explanation
for his boss's loss at the ballot
(infra)

It's messy. Let's start here and slog forward.

FRENCH SOCIALISTS IN DISARRAY
AT END OF KEY GATHERING

The French Socialist Party Has Ended A Key Gathering
On The Verge Of Implosion And With Daggers Drawn,
As Would-be Leaders Jostled For Position Weeks Before
The Party Elects A New Chief.
PARIS August 31, 2008 (Telegraph)

SÉGOLÈNE ROYAL EMERGES AS LEADING CONTENDER
TO HEAD SOCIALIST PARTY

Former Socialist Presidential Candidate Wins Vote
Against Party Favourite, Bertrand Delanoë, The Mayor Of Paris
PARIS November 7, 2008 (Guardian)

SÉGOLÈNE ROYAL ON TOP IN A SACK OF VIPERS
The Failed Candidate For The French Presidency
Is Locked In A New Battle With Her Ex-lover For Their Party

PARIS November 9, 2008 (Times Online) - François Hollande, secretary-general of the Socialists for the past 11 years, must give up the post next weekend in the wake of a congress in Reims that was likened to a sack of vipers. He is determined not to cede power to Royal, 55, who announced last year that she was leaving him because he had had an affair with a political journalist.

Hollande had desperately wanted to run against Nicolas Sarkozy, the centre-right candidate who won the 2007 presidential contest. Instead the party selected Royal, the charismatic mother of four of Hollande’s children, and he has never forgiven her.

Yes. They hate each other.

He had hoped to get even by promoting as his replacement Bertrand Delanoë, the chain-smoking gay mayor of Paris. However, in Thursday’s voting for a series of manifestos presented by aspiring candidates, Delanoë trailed behind Royal.

... All the more mortifying for jowly, bespectacled Hollande – nicknamed Flanby after a brand of pudding – were suggestions that his support for Delanoë had damaged the mayor’s chances.

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FRANCOISE "TASTY" HOLLANDE
Première secrétaire sortant du Parti socialiste
Dear God! He Does Look Like A Pudding!
[Photo source: Alice W.]

SÉGOLÈNE ROYAL LEADS RACE
TO BECOME FRENCH SOCIALIST PARTY LEADER

PARIS November 22, 2008 (Guardian) - France's Socialist party will today hold a run-off vote for its next leader, as Ségolène Royal and Martine Aubry battle to become the first woman to head the biggest party on the French left.

In the initial vote yesterday, first place went to Royal, the former presidential candidate who is promising to modernise the troubled and divided party.

Martine Aubry is the mayor of Lille, former Labor and Social Affairs Ministers in the Cresson and Jospin governments, respectively, a former député for the 5e circonscription du Nord (though she is not listed in the XIe législature on the NA site), and champion of the Loi Aubry, establishing France's ruinious 35-hour work week. A bulwark of old-school left-of-left socialism, Mdm. Aubry is in thick with the bosslings and princes of the Socialist establishment but not popular with the militants.

Despite a campaign by party heavyweights and members of the old guard, who dismissed Royal as a would-be messianic figure with a Joan of Arc complex, damaged by losing the last presidential election, she took 43% of the vote. But it was not a big enough majority to win outright.

Aubry...came second with 34%. The MEP Benoit Hamon took 22% and was knocked out of the next round.

Oh, if only every headline proved out. But it was not to be. Standardbearer, an adoring press, bikinitude -- there just wasn't enough to pull the 22 (later 10) votes needed to prevail.

FRENCH SOCIALISTS TALLY

PARIS November 22, 2008 (NYT) - Vote counting in a runoff election on Friday for a new leader of the French Socialist Party ended early Saturday with no clear winner. ... The party’s national secretary, Razzy Hamadi, had said earlier that the voting appeared to narrowly favor Ms. Aubry. Ms. Royal’s camp, however, refused to concede. A recount was expected on Saturday.

AUBRY WINS FRENCH SOCIALIST VOTE BY TINY MAJORITY

PARIS November 22, 2008 (Reuters) - Martine Aubry, the architect of France's 35-hour work week, has won the leadership battle for the French Socialist party by just 42 votes, the group said in a statement early on Saturday.

MARGIN IN SOCIALIST POLL 'NARROWS' TO 18 VOTES

PARIS November 22, 2008 (France 24) - Royal was about to celebrate her victory, when rumours late on Friday suggested Aubry had snatched the vote. “I won’t give up,” was Royal’s immediate reaction. Later, militants could be seen hurling abuse at each other outside the party’s headquarters. Official results came through in the early hours of the morning, handing the mayor of Lille 50.02% of the 134,784 votes cast and giving her a margin of just 42 ballots over her rival.

The Royal camp was quick to denounce “frauds” in local branches known to be Aubry strongholds. ... Yet, the winning side pointed out that representatives of the Royal camp had validated the vote in the branches where it was called into question. In response, they accused regions favouring Royal of vote-rigging.

No sooner had Aubry pledged to become "a leader for all Socialists" in a speech on Saturday evening, than a party branch in the country’s east flagged a vote-counting error, further reducing the gap to a mere 18 votes. Roselyne Febvre, FRANCE 24 political editor:

One can hardly imagine Ségolène Royal backing down. The hatred between the two women is vivid.

If you can't win on the first tour, and can't win in the run-off, if the recount doesn't find the necessary votes, if Providence will not hear your petition -- gentle skimmer, what can you do but demand a re-vote? Or possibly invoke civil war.

FRENCH SOCIALISTS ELECT AUBRY AS NEW HEAD;
ROYAL URGES NEW VOTE

PARIS November 22, 2008 (Bloomnerg) - Martine Aubry...beat Segolene Royal to become the new leader of the Socialist opposition party by a margin so narrow that Royal has called for a new vote. ... Royal "is calling for a new vote, given the disputed and disputable result," her lawyer Jean-Pierre Mignard told journalists in Paris today. Manuel Valls, a lawmaker backing Royal, accused Aubry’s camp of "cheating."

How embarrassing to win by so few votes. [Pause.] But how more so to lose by that same few. For losers there is no such thing as a close race. When the win margin is a handful of votes, well, then there has been cheating, fraud, dark dealings. However, if you are the winner by a handful of votes, then it was a hard fought campaign.

Let us imagine the vote is held again and the win shifts to Ségo by 18 votes or less. This will prompt the Aubry camp to call for yet another re-vote. The militants again dutifully re-cast their votes. Again the win shifts by 18 or less votes. Again there is a call for a re-vote. Thus the Socialists can occupy themselves with voting themselves back and forth until the next general election, when the public can vote them out.

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November 22, 2008

Pave: Fagetaboutit!

Le jour 557 de Sarko

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DOM BREAKS THE BAD NEWS
But Who Will Subsidize France Once We're Gone?

Here's a news item retrieved from the Google cache. (The news site, Iran's PressTV, appears to be down.)

DE VILLEPIN: FORGET US AS ALL-POWERFUL
Former French Prime Minister,
Who Had Opposed The US Invasion Of Iraq,
Says Washington Will Never Be The All-powerful Again.

The headline isn't enough. This pronouncement needs a deck saying the same thing.

November 3, 2008 (PressTV) - In an interview with the French weekly "Le Journal du Dimanche" published on Sunday, Dominique de Villepin said the US presidential elections is a new era, in which Democratic candidate Barack Obama can reinvent the American dream, "but the United States would never be the all-powerful."

That's it. Game over. [We press replay.] Not to worry, the French now pronounce America has the game changer.

When asked if a new America is possible, the former French prime minster said:
It is inevitable, as the old American dream is broken.

The question in front of the winner of the US election is simple, as well as difficult: How the US that confronted an "existential" crisis would be able to adapt itself to a new world? How to reinvent an ideal US after eight years of nightmare?

The "'existential' crisis", in case you missed the angst, was the recent election.

Well, with "dark America" reduced to, what? -- French proportions -- the question becomes, where is a leaderless world to find a wise and capable beloved leader? Dom gave us a hint in his 2004 overstock sensation, Le requin et la mouette.*

After the first globalization dominated by Spain at the time of the Renaissance, and after the second, launched by the Industrial Revolution and dominated by the Anglo-Saxons, cannot one wager that the third globalization, that of identities, of cultures [and this and this] and of symbols [and this, oh, and this chestnut], will bring a new spirit to French ambition? For the values that energize our ambition are equally those to which international society aspires--the universal rights of man, faith in solidarity [and here] and fraternity [and sorority], the hope of reuniting [!] all human differences in the single human community [oh, and this], the need to correct the distortions of the market by means of regulation.

Oh. France. To be honest we were hoping for something with more umph. Yes, well. There you go. Game over. [Pause.] No replay.

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* Spoiler: The shark (scil., le requin) represents America.

[The shark] drives through the sea to snatch its prey...a symbol of power, strength and the refusal to be halted by the complexity of the world.

The seagull (scil., la mouette) represents -- take a guess.

She turns, borne by the winds, with wings that beat and curve like waves, unleashing from time to time her agonizing cry of laughter. She watches, soars, approaches, climbs and swoops, turns suddenly. The straight line is seldom her course. She listens to the world.

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November 20, 2008

Pave: Nicolas Bling, OK ?

Le jour 555 de Sarko

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BOSS MAN, LE KING, LE REQUIN -- OK ?
View Video Here

[Hat tip: Duncan]

Sarko tosses his teleprompter to rap for the people. Here's the gist of the lyrics.

SARKO: [Rapping.] Yo! Wassup, my fellow citizen! Give me five, I'm back around yo city!

I tell you: During the summer I thought hard
I pondered: Enough with the corny speeches!
I told my wife [On cell with Carla Bruni-Sarkozy.] I need something really slick!
She said:
BRUNI: Just make a clip that rocks [un clip qui déchirer]
SARKO: Oh, Yes! You are right! That is not a bad idea!

    CHORUS I
    TUTTI: I am the boss, I am the boss, I am the big boss
    SARKO: I am the boss man
    TUTTI: I am the boss, I am the boss. I am the big boss
    SARKO: For sure I'm telling you
    I am the boss, the emperor
    I am the king of bling-bling!
    OK?

SARKO: I handed out promises like candy
I promised more purchasing power
Hey, man! Works for me!
Thank you!

I claimed: Together everything is possible
Today we're in a gloomy mess
You see, everything was possible!

    CHORUS II
    FLY GIRLS: You complain
    You have no bucks left
    SARKO: Nothing left!
    FLY GIRLS: Play Lotto if you wanna get rich
    SARKO: Hey! Who knows?
    FLY GIRLS: But don't forget you went to the polls
    So don't break my balls!
    SARKO: Oh!

    CHORUS I
    TUTTI: I am the boss...
    SARKO: Remember it's me, I am the boss...

SARKO: You're broke, no more cash
To fuel your little car
I can't afford your gasoline
Oh, no!
My friends only work in the building...
The guys who tailor concrete boots
Yeah! For the guy who called me "the little kid"!

In my job
You gotta control your image
Have to wield the big stick
To evade the issue
OK?

That's why yester TV did a good job
From now on to run France Télévisions
There will be a Minister of Information!
And if you don't like it
Piss off, dumbass!
Eh?
So what?

    CHORUS II
    FLY GIRLS: You complain
    You have no bucks left
    SARKO: Peanuts!...

    CHORUS I
    TUTTI: I am the boss...
    SARKO: Remember it's me, I am the boss...

SARKO: [On cell with Bruni] Yo! You know babe
This rap gives me ideas
How about for Christmas greetings
I dress up as a Santa!
Pretty good idea, isn't it?
BRUNI: Wait! Halloween comes first
Why not wear the mask from "Scream"!
SARKO: No offense taken, but this one is NOT a good idea!

    CHORUS I
    FLY GIRLS: You complain
    You have no bucks left
    SARKO: That's life!
    FLY GIRLS: Play Lotto if you wanna get rich
    SARKO: Good idea!
    FLY GIRLS: But don't forget you went to the polls
    SARKO: Yes for me!
    FLY GIRLS: So don't break my balls!

    REPRISE CHORUS I

    CHORUS II

SARKO: I am the boss man
I am the king of bling-bling
SO?
Everyone is saying it, huh
Even I am saying it, you know...

Background on the animation here.

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November 19, 2008

Pave: Mangez des citrons ! V

Le jour 554 de Sarko

Nothing can justify this decision.

Dom,
ex-PM and currently
self-employed conscience of French government,
remarking on the impertinence of justice
(infra)

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EAT SOME LEMONS!
Bitter Justice, More So For The Scapegoat
(Explanation under caption here.)

Remember Dom? The 100-day boy wonder? Tireless booster of le génie gaulois? In 2005, the man to beat in 2007? La Mouette? The foremost bad poet of France? The aesthete? The soi-disant improver of France?

Oh, then there was Dom the diva, le navet, the wimp, le magouilleur, the amnesiac, the indicted.*

This giant of Frenchitude deflated before our eyes. And once there was nothing left of him, he became a lawyer. [Pause.] And just in time.

VILLEPIN RENVOYÉ EN CORRECTIONNELLE
DANS L'AFFAIRE CLEARSTREAM

L'ancien Premier ministre français Dominique de Villepin
sera jugé en correctionnelle pour une manipulation menée en 2004
avec de fausses listes de comptes bancaires de la société Clearstream
qui aurait eu pour cible son rival, Nicolas Sarkozy.
18 novembre 2008 (L'Express)

[VILLEPIN RETURNED TO COURT
IN CLEARSTREAM AFFAIR*
Former French Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin to stand trial
for a 2004 scheme using phony Clearstream bank account lists
that pointed to his rival, Nicolas Sarkozy.
]

[Hat tip: Carine]

FRENCH EX-PM TO APPEAR BEFORE COURT
OVER SMEAR CAMPAIGN

PARIS November 18, 2008 (AFP) - Former French prime minister Dominique de Villepin has been ordered to appear in court in connection with an alleged smear campaign that targeted President Nicolas Sarkozy, sources close to the case said Tuesday. M. Villepin:
Throughout the investigation, the truth of the facts and the law have been diverted for the benefit of one civil party who is at the same time today President of the Republic (Sarkozy).

The order drawn up by judges Jean-Marie d'Huy and Henri Pons was signed on Tuesday evening requiring Villepin to appear before the court over alleged "complicity" in slander, the sources said. Villepin is suspected of helping to orchestrate a leak in 2004 of what turned out to be a faked list of account-holders at the Clearstream bank in Luxembourg which included Sarkozy's name.

The named individuals were supposed to have benefited from illegal commissions from arms sales. At the time, Villepin and Sarkozy were rivals to succeed then president Jacques Chirac.

The former premier has been under investigation since July 2007 over the affair.

Sarkozy has declared himself a civil plaintiff in the case, arguing he was the victim of a plot to derail his bid for the presidency. Villepin accuses Sarkozy of manipulating the Clearstream affair to cast himself as its victim.

Even in misrule Dom is not the big fish. But little fish catch big fish.

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* For other Clearstream posts not linked above see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

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November 15, 2008

Pave: A Study In Contrasts V

Le jour 550 de Sarko

A common print practice, French periodical L'Express prepared two covers in advance of the American presidential election outcome.

Here is the cover L'Express published after Mr. Obama won the election.

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The cover reads:

Barack Obama
President of the United States
The man who can change the world

Gaa-gaa, simple messianism.

Here is the cover L'Express prepared had Mr. McCain won.

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The cover reads:

McCain-Palin
The couple who fearmonger
● Their conservatism ● Their defects ● Their militarism

Standard "dark America" simplisme.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

Other posts in this series here, here, here, and here.

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November 14, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable XI

Le jour 549 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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More on hearing the other side.

VLADIMIR PUTIN 'WANTED TO HANG
GEORGIAN PRESIDENT SAAKASHVILI BY THE BALLS'

PARIS November 14, 2008 (IHT) - Nicolas Sarkozy saved the President of Georgia from being hanged “by the balls” — a threat made last summer by Vladimir Putin, according to an account that emerged yesterday from the Élysée Palace.

The Russian Prime Minister had revealed his plans for disposing of Mr Saakashvili when Mr Sarkozy was in Moscow in August to broker a ceasefire in Georgia.

Jean-David Levitte, Mr Sarkozy’s chief diplomatic adviser, reported the exchange in a news magazine before an EU-Russia summit today. The meeting will be chaired by the French leader and President Medvedev.

With Russian tanks only 30 miles from Tbilisi on August 12, Mr Sarkozy told Mr Putin that the world would not accept the overthrow of Georgia’s Government. According to Mr Levitte, the Russian seemed unconcerned by international reaction.

PUTIN: I am going to hang Saakashvili by the balls.

Mr Sarkozy thought he had misheard.

SARKO: Hang him?

PUTIN: Why not? The Americans hanged Saddam Hussein.

Mr Sarkozy, using the familiar tu, tried to reason with him.

SARKO: Yes, but do you want to end up like [President] Bush?

Mr Putin was briefly lost for words.

PUTIN: Ah — you have scored a point there.
[POUTINE: Saakachvili (le président géorgien, ndlr), je vais le faire pendre par les couilles !

SARKO: Le pendre !??

POUTINE: Pourquoi pas, les Américains ont bien pendu Saddam Hussein.

SARKO: Oui, mais tu veux terminer comme Bush ?

POUTINE: Ah, là, tu marques un point.]

Mr Saakashvili, who was in Paris to meet Mr Sarkozy yesterday, laughed nervously when a French radio station read him the exchange. Mr Saakashvili:

I knew about this scene, but not all the details. It’s funny, all the same.

Mr. Saakashvili went on to criticize Sarko as a present-day Edouard Daladier.

Mr Sarkozy, who is under fire for his cosy relations with the two Russian leaders, hit back with sarcasm and an attack on Mr Bush for his supposed impotence towards Russia. Mr Bush had telephoned him and urged him repeatedly not to fly to Moscow to negotiate a ceasefire, he said. Sarko:
When someone had to leave for Moscow or Tbilisi, who defended human rights?

Was it the President of the United States who said, ‘this is unacceptable’?* Or was it France which kept up the dialogue [with Russia]? ... We were in Moscow and, as if by chance, the ceasefire was announced.

He was speaking after receiving an annual Political Courage Prize from a French review.

[Hat tip: Carine]

Oh, France is grand! She smooths down Mr. Putin (or maybe not), ignores Mr. Bush, and preserves Mr. Saakashvili (but not Georgia). [Pause.] Why, it's 1938 all over again.

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* Um, yes, actually it was President Bush who said it was unacceptable. And for good measure also Vice President Cheney. As our top quote makes plain it was the French who equivocated.

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November 10, 2008

Pave: Memory Loss

Le jour 545 de Sarko

France has a glut of holidays. Many of these are memorial days with no real remembering. Picnics remain popular.

FRANCE MARKS WWI WITHOUT VETERANS
AS QUESTIONS GROW

PARIS Novemer 10, 2008 (Reuters) - France celebrates the 90th anniversary of the end of World War One Tuesday as a government-commissioned report said the country should cut back on the number of official memorial days.

... [With] 11 other national days ranging from memorials to the dead of France's colonial wars in Algeria and Indochina to the abolition of slavery, some believe there can be too much official commemoration. Historian Andre Kaspi, who headed the report's commission:

It is not healthy that within half a century, the number of commemorations has doubled. It is not acceptable that the nation gives in to communitarian interests and multiplies the number of days of repentance to satisfy a group of victims because that would be to weaken the national consciousness.

The commission recommends retaining Armistice Day, the May 8 celebration to mark the defeat of Nazi Germany, and the Bastille Day celebration on July 14, relegating the other commemorations to local or regional events.

The commission has a point. There are only so many events that can crowd into the national imagination. The nation can probably revere three or four national holidays. Beyond that they tend to devolve into bargain days for white sales and appliance markdowns.

A national day of remembrance should mark an important easily understood, well defined event that pervades the life of the nation -- its emergence, its survival against the odds. This is not to say this or that other happening isn't worthy of remembering, rather it is to recognze that not every episode in a nation's life has the same importance down through time.

For example, we would posit that the Suez Canal impacted France more than the loss of the Indochine War, but it is the latter that is commemorated. In time it will fade like the French liberation of Miquelon in the national imagination.

Another example is French Slavery Day. This commemorates a law, known as la loi Taubira for its sponsor Christiane Taubira, which condemns the transatlantic African slave trade as a crime against humanity (the law gives African and Arab slavers a pass). Of course there is no transatlantic African slave trade today, but should 21st century France continue moving backwards into the future perhaps she will eventually meet up with some 19th century culprits to hang. Or more likely sentence them to endless sensitivity training.

So French Slavery Day is not a commemoration at all as la loi Taubira has zero pervasion in the national life of France. It is just a little French back-slapping, a little French self-congratulation. The French slave trade was a complicated evil about which, even with an official day to meditate, few contemporary French have an inkling .

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November 09, 2008

Pave: Hyped Economy IX

Le jour 544 de Sarko

Why do they even bother? [Long pause.]

First this little procession of headlines.

FRANCE'S SARKOZY COMMITS TO
2.5-3 PCT GROWTH TARGET FOR 2009

PARIS September 21, 2007
(Forbes/AFX/Thomson Financial)

FRANCE'S LAGARDE SEES FRENCH GDP GROWTH
BETWEEN 1.75 PCT AND 2.25 PCT IN 2009

PARIS September 21, 2007
(Forbes/AFX/Thomson Financial)

LAGARDE SAYS UPTURN FOR FRENCH ECONOMY
A POSSIBILITY FROM H2 2009

PARIS July 15, 2008
(FinanzNachrichten.de/Thomson Financial)

Time to toss 2009 to make way for 2010 happy-talk.

FRANCE MAY LOWER 2009 GROWTH FORECAST

PARIS October 20, 2008 (Forbes/AP) - "It is very probable that growth in 2009 won't reach 1 percent and that we will have to revise our forecast," Finance Minister Christine Lagarde told the lower house of parliament as it begins debate on the budget.

Lagarde unveiled her 2009 budget Sept. 26 based on a forecast of 1 percent growth next year. The International Monetary Fund forecasts French growth of 0.2 percent next year.

One percent? What happened to Sarko's 3%, here off by a whopping 66%? Or Mdm. Lagarde's 1.75% (you see, you really needn't bother with the high end number), off by 43%?

FRANCE SLASHES 2009 GROWTH FORECAST

PARIS November 6, 2008 (Expatica/AFP) - France on Thursday slashed its economic growth forecast for 2009 to 0.2-0.5 percent from 1.0 percent blaming fallout from the global financial crisis. Economy and Finance Minister Christine Lagarde told the Senate that the forecast for 2010 had been cut to 2.0 percent from 2.5 percent.

... The minister said that growth forecast for next year was "the lowest ever used by a government in France" but that it was realistic.

That makes Sarko's forecast off now by 90+%, Mdm. Lagarde's off by 80+%. Some will object that economies are buffeted by events, catastrophes. Yes, but they are equally buoyed by developments, breakthroughs. The point of a forescast is to weigh such possibilities and realistically assess probable outcomes.

Even giving the French government a pass on the 2008 global financial crisis, its string of miscalls on French growth over the years simply defies probability. That is to say the inflated forecasts are likely deliberate, meant to talk up an economy that doesn't perform.

We have been following French growth forecasts since 2003. In that time France has not made one annual target forecast. Not a single one.

We have explained elsewhere the discredited tricks of the Finance Ministry: issuing a growth range, talking up the high end with no prospect of making the low end; and, when the current year's low end fails to materialize, switching the discussion to next year's forecast.

The French government could save itself considerable embarrassment if it made no forecasts at all. Instead it could issue official wish targets based on what is needed to keep France puttering along. [Pause.] Alright. Nothing new there.

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November 06, 2008

Pave: Nowhere To Hide

Le jour 541 de Sarko

Mes chers compatriotes, il faut croire en la France.

[My dear compatriots, it is necessary to believe in France.]

Then-Jack,
pleading for fairy-tale France over the facts
PALAIS DE L'ÉLYSÉE, Paris 31 décembre 2005 (Élysée)

This morning we all want to be American. To channel a small part of the American dream playing out before our eyes.

Rama Yade,
Secrétaire d’Etat chargée des Affaires étrangères et
des droits de l’Homme and France's only black member
of the government, reacting to the election of
Barack Obama to the United States presidency
(infra)

Uh-oh. Racist French relativists excusing themselves as "not as racist as America" can't hide behind that canard anymore. AFP is so shaken it can't write an intelligible headline.

FRENCH BLACKS DEMAND FOR POLITICS SHAKE-UP

PARIS November 5, 2008 (AFP) - Black voters in France vowed Wednesday "nothing will be the same" after Barack Obama's historic White House victory, fired up by demands for a racial shake-up of French politics.

France is home to one of Europe's largest black communities as well as a five-million strong Arab-Muslim minority, but the US presidential race has held up an unforgiving mirror to its overwhelmingly-white ruling elite.

"Nothing will be the same after this," said Herve Moussakanda, a French businessman of Congolese descent and one of dozens of black supporters who packed a Paris club overnight to watch history being made across the Atlantic. M. Moussakanda:

The bar will have been raised and all those excuses about how you can't do this or don't have the right skills just won't hold.

Mdm. Yade:

Barack Obama's election should sound a call for us to mobilise too. It is a challenge set to a large part of the world. Now it is up to us to rise to it.

... There is only one black deputy from mainland France in the National Assembly.

France, which abolished slavery nearly 20 years before the United States, prides itself on being a colour-blind nation that welcomes anyone who wants to be French and blend into the mainstream.

You'd think the AFP would retire this Republican bunkum. In fact France abolished slavery (1794) some 71 years before America (1865, Thirteenth Amendment). She tossed principle and reinstated slavery in 1802 for the economic convenience of the Republic. She didn't get around to abolishing slavery a second time till 1848, 17 years before America. See our background posts here and here, related posts here and here and here.

As for a color-blind France see here and here and here and here, to link but four. As for a welcoming France see here and here and here and here and here and here, to link but a half dozen.

But in practice, promoting ethnic diversity is a political minefield with politicians on both the right and left chafing at the idea of special treatment for minorities through affirmative action or quotas.

Christiane Taubira,* a black left-wing deputy from French Guiana - "exhausted but happy" by Obama's triumph - was under no illusions on the immediate prospects for diversity in France.

Taubira said the election of a French Obama was still unthinkable, arguing neither of France's main political parties:

... has really come to terms with the colonial heritage, and neither has a clear stance on ethnic diversity. It is not about helping people up. It's about stopping preventing them from rising. We still need to unlock our society, to end the old boy's networks, the discrimination, the exclusion.

Yes, well, good luck with all that.

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* In 1999 Mdm. Taubira reported a bill to the Assemblée nationale that condemned in French law the transatlantic African slave trade as a crime against humanity. The law, Loi n°2001-434, known as la loi Taubira, passed in 2001. It is a very pretty law with no practical enforcement (there is no tranatlantic African slave today), unless we missed France construing a pretense to march into Darfur and set things right. [Pause.] Did we miss that?

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November 05, 2008

Pave: The Less Perspicacious French II

Le jour 540 de Sarko

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WISHED-UP CHANGE
Please Address Your Defense Requests To Our New
Department Of Peace & Non-Violence

Like many French people, I would like Obama to win because it would really be a sign of change. I deeply hope for America's image that it will be Obama.

Vanessa Doubine,
French shopper-philosopher,
shopping on the Champs Élysées
PARIS November 4, 2008 (The Star/AP)

Oh, those deep-thinking French. It's all about image, about brand, about the preservation of the pleasing exteriors. [Pause.]

Yes, we imagine any number of bigoted Euros smugly congratulating each other today on having wished a black president on America. Something they distinctly do not wish on themselves (also see the comments in the thread). Already ¡No Pasarán! notes Le Monde has gone from describing Mr. Obama as "le premier Noir élu président des Etats-Unis" ["the first Black elected president of the United States"] to "Pour la première fois, un métis va diriger les Etats-Unis" ["For the first time, a half-caste will lead the United States"]. As ¡NP! points out:

That way, the path is open for charges of anti-"black" racism to be levelled at (white) Americans in the future…

Watch as Mr. Obama's négritude pales with each passing disappointment felt and every slight imagined by the French.

PFFT (What is this?): New improved image 2½ | Rayonnement français 0

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November 02, 2008

Pave: The Less Perspicacious French I

Le jour 537 de Sarko

BARACK OBAMA EST-IL DE GAUCHE ?
[IS BARACK OBAMA A LEFTY?]
30 octobre 2008 (Figaro)

    OUI 35.36 %

    NON 64.64 %

[Hat tip: Carine]

This might be reassuring if Mr. Obama were running in France.

PFFT (What is this?): Not Stalinesque enough 4 | Rayonnement français 0

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November 01, 2008

Pave: The Perspicacious French II

Le jour 536 de Sarko

SARKOZY VIEWS OBAMA STANCE ON IRAN
AS 'UTTERLY IMMATURE'

October 28, 2008 (Ha’aretz) - Sarkozy has made his criticisms only in closed forums in France. But according to a senior Israeli government source, the reports reaching Israel indicate that Sarkozy views the Democratic candidate's stance on Iran as "utterly immature" and comprised of "formulations empty of all content."

... Sarkozy told Obama at that meeting that if the new American president elected in November changed his country's policy toward Iran, that would be "very problematic." ... Sarkozy fears that Obama might "arrogantly" ignore the other members of this front [scil., UNSCR] and open a direct dialogue with Iran without preconditions.

Following their July meeting, Sarkozy repeatedly expressed disappointment with Obama's positions on Iran, concluding that they were "not crystallized, and therefore many issues remain open," the Israeli source said. Advisors to the French president who held separate meetings with Obama's advisors came away with similar impressions and expressed similar disappointment.

What irony if history mismatches presidents. Mr. Obama is the American dream president of Ex-Jack's soft diplomacy, while Mr. McCain is the American president Sarko needs to tame Iran.

PFFT (What is this?): Compelling French insight 4½ | Rayonnement français 2½

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October 31, 2008

Pave: The Perspicacious French I

Le jour 535 de Sarko

Far-sighted French have already begun crafting a defense against the VRWC impeachment reflex should Mr. Obama prevail next Tuesday.

David Frum at NRO shares this e-mail from a friend in the French government:

I might have told you already, but I met Joe Biden twice (in 2004) and he didn't strike me as a particularly serious leader. For instance, during the same meeting (April 2004), he told participants that the US troops would surely withdraw from Irak within six months ("Mark my words"!) and then asked them to consider allowing a NATO mission in Irak.

At one point, while he was trying to make some kind of point, he pointed his finger as yours truly and said something like "bureaucrats are sad - look at this man". Well, I was actually just bored to death, but that was no reason to wake me up. Overall, he seemed to me utterly unable to make a clear, assertive point.

So if Obama wins, Biden looks like a pretty good reason not to try and impeach him. Otherwise, we'll be heading for a very bizarre period in world history.

When you're right, you're right.

PFFT (What is this?): Compelling French insight 5 | Rayonnement français 3½

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October 07, 2008

Pave: French Justice Going To The Dogs

Le jour 511 de Sarko

Cette France qui, croyez-moi, n'a pas fini d'étonner le monde.

[This France who, believe me, has not finished astonishing the world.]

Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack,
Déclaration télévisée
Palais de l'Élysée 11 mars 2007 (Élysée)

Apologies to Pave skimmers. We have lately neglected France. But France plods on, astonishing the world without us.

France, self-advertised cradle of the rights of man, throws out its left foot to advance yet further into the realm of Fifi la chienne, citoyen de la France.

DOG TAKES THE STAND IN FRENCH COURT

PARIS September 10, 2008 (UPI) - A court official in Paris said a dog named Scooby has become the first animal called to testify before a court in France.

A veterinarian recommended Judge Thomas Cassuto call Scooby to the witness box to see how the animal reacted to a suspect, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday.

... Cassuto praised Scooby, who was named after [American] cartoon mystery solving dog Scooby Doo, for his "exemplary behavior and invaluable assistance."

A spokesman for the Palais de Justice in Paris said the incident marked the first time an animal has been called to testify in France. He said he was "almost certain" the testimony was unprecedented on the global scale as well.

Yes, well, that speaks well of the world.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

PFFT (What is this?): Dog justice 2½ | Rayonnement français 0

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September 29, 2008

Pave: Future France Is The Past Redux

Le jour 503 de Sarko

ROCKETMAN FLIES ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL
LONDON September 27, 2008 (WJBF-TV/ABC News)

Yves "Fusionman" Rossy of Switzerland crosses the English Channel with a jet pack.

France is not to be outdone.

FRENCHMAN ATTEMPTS TO CROSS ENGLISH CHANNEL
IN PEDAL-POWERED AIRSHIP

A Frenchman Inspired By The Film ET Has Set Off
On An Attempt To Become The First Person To Cross
The English Channel In A Pedal-Powered Airship.

September 28, 2008 (Telegraph) - Stephane Rousson, 39, from Nice, took off from the coast of Hythe in Kent just before 8am and hopes to reach Wissant about five hours' later while suspended from the miniature Zeppelin.

While the rest of the world whizzes here to there, France reaches back to the wonders of the 18th (the hot air balloon) and 19th (the bicycle) centuries for innovation in travel.

FRENCHMAN FAILS IN BID TO CROSS CHANNEL
ON PEDAL-POWERED AIRSHIP

LILLE September 28, 2008 (AFP)

[Hat tip: Hervé]

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NEXT TIME HEAD FOR ENGLAND
Things Only Improve Once You Leave France

[Photo source: Telegraph/Getty]

We congratulate M. Rousson on his grit.

PFFT (What is this?): Better luck next time 5 | Al Gore-friendly flight 3½ | Rayonnement français 2½

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September 23, 2008

Pave: United States of France

Le jour 497 de Sarko

Mortifying froth passed off as analysis from Time. [Hard sigh.] But not wide of the mark.

HOW WE BECAME THE UNITED STATES OF FRANCE

September 21, 2008 (Time) - This is the state of our great republic: We've nationalized the financial system, taking control from Wall Street bankers we no longer trust. We're about to quasi-nationalize the Detroit auto companies via massive loans because they're a source of American pride, and too many jobs — and votes — are at stake. Our Social Security system is going broke as we head for a future in which too many retirees will be supported by too few workers. How long before we have national health care? Put it all together, and the America that emerges is a cartoonish version of the country most despised by red-meat red-state patriots: France. Only with worse food.

... You just know the Frogs have only increased their disdain for us, if that is indeed possible. And why shouldn't they? The average American is working two and a half jobs, gets two weeks off and has all the employment security of a one-armed trapeze artist. The Bush Administration has preached the "ownership society" to America: own your house, own your retirement account; you don't need the government in your way. So Americans mortgaged themselves to the hilt to buy overpriced houses they can no longer afford and signed up for 401(k) programs that put money — where, exactly? In the stock market! Where rich Republicans fleeced them.

Now our laissez-faire (hey, a French word) regulation-averse Administration has made France's only Socialist President, François Mitterrand, look like Adam Smith by comparison. All Mitterrand did was nationalize France's big banks and insurance companies in 1982; he didn't have to deal with bankers who didn't want to lend money, as Paulson does. When the state runs the banks, they are merely cows to be milked in the service of la patrie. France doesn't have the mortgage crisis that we do, either. In bailing out mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, our government has basically turned America into the largest subsidized housing project in the world. Sure, France has its banlieues, where it likes to warehouse people who aren't French enough (meaning, immigrants and Algerians) in huge apartment blocks. But the bulk of French homeowners are curiously free of subprime mortgages foisted on them by fellow citizens, and they aren't over their heads in personal debt.

We've always dismissed the French as exquisitely fed wards of their welfare state. They work, what, 27 hours in a good week, have 19 holidays a month, go on strike for two days and enjoy a glass of wine [and this] every day with lunch — except for the 25% of the population working for the government, who have an even sweeter deal. They retire before their kids finish high school, and they don't have to save for $45,000-a-year college tuition, because college is free. For this, they pay a tax rate of about 103%, and their labor laws are so restrictive that they haven't had a net gain in jobs since Napoleon. There is no way the French government can pay for this lifestyle forever, except that it somehow does.

Click the headline link for more of this cartoonish commentary.

Of course, had this financial crisis occurred during a Democratic administration -- and most assuredly would have and sooner and with a bigger bang -- well, Time would be writing about the squirrels in Central Park. As it is, the article is premised on the fantastic notions that there is only one branch of the government, the executive, there is only one person executing, Mr. Bush, and he heads a one-party system, the RNC.

Not that waving away the responsibilities of oversight and obstructions of a Democratic Congress in any way benefits, oh, say, Democrats.

[Hat tip: BBR (cute, huh?)]

PFFT (What is this?): Mortifying mock 4

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NYC Letter: Vicious, Stupid, And Obscene

Countdown 41 days to go

We have found it necessary to enlarge our categories for Mrs. Palin's maligners. "Vicious" and "stupid" covers a lot of ground, but they don't cover Doug Stanhope.

Who is Doug Stanhope? He bills himself as a stand-up comedian and was a one-time host of a Girls Gone Wild video. In 2006 he announced early for president as a Libertarian, then abandoned his campaign in 2007 and endorsed Ron Paul, then dumped Mr. Paul in 2008 and endorsed Mr. Obama.

In furtherance of his support for Mr. Obama he put up a Web site offering Bristol Palin cash to abort her baby.

SAVING BRISTOL

Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin - a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.

Rather than sit back and impotently bemoan Bristol's tragic, lonely circumstance, it is time for us - the silent majority - to unite behind this poor, imprisoned woman and save her from both a tyrannical household as well as the horrible nightmare of a forced childbirth.

These are not empty words. I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars [Since increased to $50,000.] so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home.

Mr. Stanhope just knows Bristol Palin's interior. How? Because Mr. Stanhope "accidentally impregnated a girl" and, well, one impregnated girl is the same as any other.

I was once in a similar situation where I'd accidentally impregnated a girl and she had to make that same fateful decision that now faces you. It was easy for her - she didn't have a fascist, oligarch parent, the entire Republican Party or the sneering eyes of the Christian Right to contend with, much less a daft, puppet boyfriend who's just waiting for the cameras to stop rolling so he can bolt like a gazelle.

We made the right choice and rather than end up bitter rivals in court battles over custody or support, we are great friends who high-five over our decision and have all the free time and disposable income that young mothers never know. I now pay it forward and offer some of that money to you.

There is more of this self-admiring obscenity, but this is enough to fairly present what passes for decency on the not so far left.

Of course, Mr. Stanhope could offer a million billion trillion dollars without danger to his credit rating, because he and his loan officer know the offer will never be called. On the one hand he pretends to know Bristol so as to smear her mother, and on the other hand, what he actual does know -- that Bristol wants her baby -- allows him to grandstand with phony philanthropy.

We forgo our usual background links because why improve Mr. Stanhope's Google rankings?

Joe Biden lookalike and cable exile, Bill Maher has a knock-off site for Levi Johnston. You see, Bill Maher is so brilliant that he can re-shape Mr. Stanhope's material as his own.

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September 22, 2008

Pave: The Worldwide Decline Of French Blog

Le jour 496 de Sarko

Regular readers know that two recurring topics at Pave are the decline of the French language and the polyglot-muddle Francophonie.* Now there is a blog specializing in these two themes, The Worldwide Decline Of French Blog.

This is the only Web log to specialize in the declining use of the French language, both globally and within France itself. I use recent and less recent Web articles, blog entries and books written in French, English, German and other languages to document the failure of costly Francophonie policies in- and outside France.

Pave invites you to pay TWDOFB a visit.

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* Relevant posts can be found here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here (where TWDOFB found us).

PFFT (What is this?): Less French, less mess 2½ | Rayonnement français 4½

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September 18, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable X

Le jour 492 de Sarko

RUSSIA RECOGNIZES BREAKAWAY GEORGIAN REGIONS
MOSCOW August 26, 2008 (AP)

US CALLS ON RUSSIA TO RESPECT
GEORGIA'S TERRITORIAL INTEGRITY

WASHINGTON September 17, 2008 (AFP)

RUSSIA STRENGTHENS HOLD
ON CONTESTED GEORGIAN REGIONS

MOSCOW September 18, 2008 (abc.net.au) - Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev has warned his country will not allow what he calls "new military adventures" in the Georgian breakaway regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia.

Mr Medvedev made his comments after signing friendship treaties with the leaders of the two rebel republics. ... The treaties give Russia the right to set up military bases on what the international community still recognises as Georgian territory.

Or they would if South Ossetia and Abkhazia were not Russian fictions.

RUSSIA PUTS SOUTH OSSETIA
OFF-LIMITS TO INTERNATIONAL MONITORS

Negotiations Led By European Security Bloc The OSCE Break Down,
With Kremlin Refusing Access To Breakaway Regions

September 18, 2008 (Guardian) - Attempts to send international military monitors to Georgia's conflict zones collapsed today when Russia refused to allow observers from the Organisation for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) to patrol in South Ossetia, the breakaway region where a Russian invasion routed Georgian forces last month.

... The Sarkozy peace plan has attracted muted criticism from the US and Nato officials for being too lenient with Russia. EU officials have dismissed this. An unidentified EU official:

Without the EU you don't get the Russians out [of Georgia]. There is no alternative.

The Americans cannot be part of the solution here.

KOUCHNER: RUSSIAN TROOPS
LIKELY TO STAY IN GEORGIA

PARIS September 18, 2008 (IHT/AP)

[Pause.] Brilliant.*

Naked imperialism, wanton violence, flouting international law, mendacity (and this), minacity -- nothing here to spoil Sarko's chum-time with Медвепут.**

VLADIMIR PUTIN TO TEACH NICOLAS SARKOZY JUDO
Russia's Political Strongman Vladimir Putin Has Promised To Give
Judo Lessons To The Diminutive French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

September 15, 2008 (Telegraph) - Speaking to a French newspaper, Russia's prime minister and former president said Mr Sarkozy wanted to learn some of his black-belt martial arts skills.

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THE TRICK IS TO LEVERAGE THE GREATER POWER AGAINST ITSELF
He's Not So Tough

"He is interested in martial arts and we have decided to do some training together," said the burly Russian leader, in an interview with Le Figaro.

Officials at the office of the 5ft 4ins Mr Sarkozy said they could not comment on the forthcoming judo sessions.

... While Mr Putin's martial prowess has been long documented, Mr Sarkozy has become more associated with jogging.

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* Again.

** Медвепут = "Teddypoot" from Медве(дев) and Пут(ин), a pun on Putin (Путин).

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Pave: Putting The Boot In Redux

Le jour 492 de Sarko

Ouch! First Iran. Now France is pimp-slapped by Zimbabwe.* [Our legs fail. We sit.] Zimbabwe!

ZIMBABWE TURNS GUNS ON FRANCE
AT UN RIGHTS COUNCIL

GENEVA (AFP) — Zimbabwe on Wednesday launched a fierce attack against France at the UN Human Rights Council, saying its actions in Rwanda and Corsica should stop it criticising any other state's rights record. Zimbabwean ambassador Enos Mafemba:
We challenge the EU through France to address issues of human rights in Corsica, in the collectivities and overseas departments or regions.

We also ask France what its role was in the genocide in Rwanda.

As does Pave (and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here).

The Zimbabwean ambassador's ire had been sparked by comments by French ambassador Jean-Baptiste Mattei -- speaking on behalf of the European Union -- which expressed concern at recent political violence in the southern African country.

Mafemba said the EU displayed a "holier than thou" attitude to human rights, and that Zimbabwe "will be convinced that the EU is honest and sincere about human rights for all if it stops politicisation, selectivity and hypocrisy."

The problem with a complainer like Mr. Mugabe's Zimbabwe is that its standing diminishes any real complaint.

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* And this and this. Mr. Mugabe's political thuggism, not content with the murder and dispossession of opponents, exacts economic violence on all Zimbabweans (also this and here).

PFFT (What is this?): The whoredom of diplomacy 4¼ | Pas de commentaire 2½ | Rayonnement français 0

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September 17, 2008

Pave: Who To Believe? France Or Those Lying Jews? X Redux

Le jour 491 de Sarko

Yesterday.

Three Jewish teens were attacked by a group of Muslim African immigrants in Paris on Saturday evening... The assault was condemned by French President Nicolas Sarkozy and was described by Jewish organizations as an act of anti-Semitism. The French Ministry of the Interior confirmed that the attack was motivated by anti-Semitism.

Today.

PARIS PROSECUTORS:
NO ANTI-SEMITISM IN ATTACK

PARIS September 17, 2008 (IHT) - Paris judicial officials decided an attack on three Jewish youths did not have anti-Semitic motives and charged five suspects Wednesday with simple voluntary violence.

... The three young Jews, who were wearing yarmulkes, were attacked after demanding an explanation from other youths who allegedly threw a chestnut at them. One of the youths reportedly suffered a broken nose and another a fractured cheekbone, while all three had bruises.

Yes. Well, fifteen to three, at least that gives a Jew a fighting chance.

The "youths" have all been identified as Muslims and Maghrébins, Arabs of North African descent. They provoked then assaulted the Jews and were heard to cry, "Mort aux keufs ! " ("Death to the kikes!"), in itself enough to be indicted for anti-Semitism in France. [Pause.]

If you read that anti-Semitic attacks have decreased in France this year, now you know why. France has hit on the novel approach of reclassifying gangs of Muslims targeting and beating on out-numbered Jews as gang scuffles. No anti-Semitism in France, just boys being boys being alpha-monkeys. [Pause.]

Everything still doubleplusbon in France.

PFFT (What is this?): Circulez, il n'y a rien à voir 5 | Rayonnement français 0 (There is no lower rating.)

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September 16, 2008

NYC Letter: Abiding Biden Being Biden

Countdown 48 days to go

I am not running for vice president. I would — I would not accept it if anyone offered it to me.

Joe Biden,
senior Senator from Delaware
and Democratic vice-presidential nominee
declining all offers to be
the Democratic vice-presidential nominee
INTERVIEW August 10, 2007 (Hannity & Colmes)

Say this for Mr. Obama's selection of Joe Biden, it ensured the Democratic campaign trail would have a laugh track.

Right out of the gate, here is Mr. Biden in Springfield, Illinois August 23 after being introduced as the "next president" by Mr. Obama, who had tapped him as his No.2:

My friends, I don't have to tell you, this election year the choice is clear. One man stands ready to deliver change we desperately need. A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next president of the United States, Barack America!

Seven days after Mr. McCain announced Sarah Palin as his No.2 and the day after Mrs. Palin's widely covered, widely viewed, widely commented RNC acceptance speech, here is Mr. Biden in Manassas, Virginia September 4:

I heard a very, by the way I mean this sincerely, a very strong and a very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska who I think is going to be very formidable, very formidable not only in the campaign but in the debate.

Alaska only has the one lieutenant governor, Sean Parnell. Mr. Parnell hasn't made a speech of note since December 2007.

In Columbia, Missouri September 9:

Chuck, stand up, let the people see you. [Giving a call-out to Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham, a paraplegic confined to a wheelchair.] Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I'll tell you what, you're making everybody else stand up, old pal. I'll tell you what, everybody else stand up for Chuck. Stand up for Chuck!

In Nashua, New Hampshire September 10:

Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be Vice President of the United States of America. Let's get that straight. She's a truly close personal friend. She is qualified to be President of the United States of America. She's easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America and quite frankly it [sic] might have been a better pick than me.

AOSHQ had this damning comment on the above:

Barack Obama's judgment was that Joe Biden was the best possible vice presidential candidate.

Joe Biden says he's wrong.

This was Obama's first major decision as a would-be president.

He got it wrong.

Who knows how much more of this there is? Reporters have all but abandoned Mr. Biden. The press is off scouring Alaska for discontents and critics of a governor with an 86% approval rating (75% among Democrats).

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NO, REALLY! YOU'RE KILLING ME!
A Million Gaffes

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September 15, 2008

Pave: Never Mind VII

Le jour 489 de Sarko

The incredible shrinking forecast.

Our target is to reach 3.0 percent.

François Fillon
French Prime Minister, announcing fabulous growth to come
in advance of last year's parliamentary elections
PARIS May 23, 2007 (AFP)

3.0% growth!

FRANCE'S LAGARDE CONFIRMS
2008 GROWTH FORECAST OF 2.0-2.5 PCT

PARIS December 12, 2007 (Forbes/AFX/Thomson Financial)

2.0% to 2.5% growth!

FRENCH GOVT STAYS OPTIMISTIC DESPITE GROWING RISK

PARIS January 15, 2008 (FXS/Dow Jones) - The French government is sticking to optimistic economic forecasts for 2008, even as Germany and other euro-zone economies revise growth targets downward amid a global slowdown.

French Prime Minister Francois Fillon said Tuesday that the government's target of 2.0% to 2.25% growth in gross domestic product this year is attainable, after rising by "close to" 2.0% growth in 2007.

2.0% to 2.25% growth!

LAGARDE: FRANCE COULD BEAT 2008
OFFICIAL GDP GROWTH FORECAST

PARIS May 19, 2008 (FN/Thomson Financial) - France could exceed its 2008 official target for GDP growth of 1.7-2.0 percent, according to Finance Minister Christine Lagarde.

Despite a Bank of France estimate today for second quarter growth of just 0.3 percent, France is already on track to meet its full-year target, Reuters quoted Lagarde as saying.

1.7% to 2.0% growth!

FRANCE'S LAGARDE SAYS INSEE GROWTH FORECASTS
'EXCESSIVELY PESSIMISTIC'

PARIS June 20, 2008 (Forbes/Thomson Financial)

FRANCE'S LAGARDE-NO CHANGE
TO GROWTH FORECAST NOW

MEYREUIL August 21, 2008 (Forbes/Thomson Financial/Reuters)


Oh. Never mind.


FRANCE MAY HAVE TO REVISE DOWN
GROWTH FORECASTS, LAGARDE SAYS

CERNOBBIO, Italy September 6, 2008 (Bloomberg) - France may have to cut its growth forecasts after the economy shrank in the second quarter and because of "current economic circumstances," Finance Minister Christine Lagarde said.
It is possible that we will have to do it in the light of the various numbers that we have landing on our desk. A lot of numbers are not good. Whether we look at industrial production or surveys and polls of purchasers and heads of companies, it is pretty much downwards.

It is a mixed picture where we have a few gray and dark clouds over the horizon, but there is a lining in every cloud. I think there is a little bit of that sort of lining here and there.

FRANCE'S LAGARDE SEES 2008 GROWTH NEAR 1 PERCENT

PARIS September 11, 2008 (IHT/AP) - French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde said Thursday that economic growth will slow this year to around 1 percent, but she rejected suggestions that the country was headed for recession.

~1% growth!

PFFT (What is this?): Hyped economy 3½ | Rayonnement français 0

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Pave: The Chore of Amour III

Le jour 489 de Sarko

The French traditionally have treated sex and eroticism more lightly [than the British], as a game, something to be enjoyed. That, I am afraid, is changing. I see dozens of French people of all ages in this office and my impression is that many French people are no longer having much fun out there. The pressures of modern life, the isolation of the modern couple without a wider family structure, the high expectations of performance, have destroyed the lightness, the playfulness which were characteristic of the French Lover.

Sexuality in France is, I fear, becoming anglicised.

Dr. Jacques Waynberg,
director of the Institut de sexologie,
lamenting the anglicized
chambre à coucher
PARIS September 15, 2008 (Independent)

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AUGUSTE RODIN: LA DÉMANGEAISON (THE ITCH)
(Anciennement, Le baiser)
Practical, Safe Anglo-Saxon Sex

Nothing French ever fails of itself. It is always betrayal or the perfidy of the great big world. More Dr. Waynberg piffle here.

The eminent French Freudian-Lacanian Jacques-Alain Miller also spots the Anglo-Saxon boogeyman:

Globalisation is universalising some of the worst aspects of Anglo-American puritanism: a hypocritical fulmination (by the media) against the smut which it encourages and then uncovers. It is as if orgasm is no longer acceptable in the public domain.

Well, we for one appreciate a little discretion.

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September 14, 2008

Pave: Les moonbats du 11 septembre

Le jour 488 de Sarko

TNS Sofres-Logica recently conducted a national poll to discover who the French think was behind the terrorist attacks against America on September 11, 2001. There were only two affirmative choices: Al-Qaeda and America itself.

Les résultats

    Question : Certaines personnes pensent à propos des attentats du 11 septembre 2001 qui ont frappé le World Trade Center et le Pentagone qu'ils n'auraient pas été organisés par Al-Qaida et Ben Laden, mais en fait par les Etats-Unis eux-mêmes, afin notamment de permettre la guerre en Irak. Vous-même, à propos des attentats du 11 septembre, pensez-vous que :

- Al-Qaida et Ben Laden sont responsables des attentats du 11 septembre 2001 72%
- Ce sont les Américains eux-mêmes qui ont en fait organisé les attentats 11%
- Sans opinion 17%

In a similar international poll conducted by WorldPublicOpinion.org,* with no choices attached to the question, French opinion shifts toward the moonbats:

al-Qaeda 63%
The United States Government
("Dark America")
23%
Other2%
Israel1%
Don't Know9%

With less than 40% in doubt, France is one of only nine nations of the 17 polled where majorities believe Al-Qaeda behind the September 11 attacks. Of this ennead, France has the fourth largest majority behind Kenya (77%), Nigeria (71%), and Germany (64%). In Nigeria, a large majority of Muslims (64%) indict al-Qaeda (compared to 79% of Nigerian Christians).

The more educated, with more exposure to news and information, were only slightly more likely to indict al-Qaeda, suggesting that information exposure alone is not determinative in the results. The correlate favored by the pollsters was attitudes toward the United States.

Those with a positive view of America's influence in the world are more likely to cite al Qaeda (on average 59%) than those with a negative view (40%). Those with a positive view of the United States are also less likely to blame the US government (7%) than those with a negative view (22%).

Among all nations polled, the Al-Qaeda indictment drops to an average of 46%.

We admit to being a little taken aback, because whether you are kindly disposed to America or not, the history, evidence, and confessions regarding the attacks are not in dispute. They have been widely reported, attested, corroborated, investigated, and reaffirmed. [Pause.] But there you are.

WORLD IN DENIAL ON AL-QAEDA AND 9/11
September 10, 2008 (Scotsman)

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* Margins of error range from 3± to 4± percent.

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September 10, 2008

Pave: Coupable mais non responsable : Didier Bourguet

Le jour 484 de Sarko

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I admit the sexual relations and the pornography, but I deny rape.

Didier Bourguet,
UN something-or-other, clueless pædophile,
confessed pornographer, and alleged rapist,
arguing a $10 payment for sex
with underaged girls excuses rape
(infra)

You may remember M. Bourguet, who, aside from being a pædophile on the cheap and a pornographic self-documentarian, is an exemplary French citizen, or so his lawyer Claude de Boosère Lepidi would have us believe:

This is unusual, astonishing you may think, but Mr Bourguet has been co-operating fully with this investigation. Nobody has been chasing him for information. [He is jailed.] It was he who voluntarily revealed his part in this affair. [Having been apprehended in flagrante and deported.] In France we do things differently to these other countries.* The government here has expressed its intention to come down hard on these sorts of acts.

M. Bourguet -- variously described as a mechnic, a senior UN logistics officer, and head of a Congolese sex ring -- was caught in flagrante with an underage Congolese girl. Here is the Times account of his arrest:

When police raided his home they discovered that he had turned his bedroom into a studio for videotaping and photographing sex sessions with young girls.

The bed was surrounded by large mirrors on three sides, according to a senior Congolese police officer. On the fourth side was a camera that he could operate from the bed with a remote control.

When the police arrived the man was allegedly about to rape a 12-year-old girl sent to him in a sting operation. Three home-made porn videos and more than 50 photographs were found.

The Times wryly notes:

The prospect of the pornographic videos and photographs — now on sale in Congo — becoming public worries senior UN officials, who fear a UN version of the scandal at the American-run Abu Ghraib jail in Iraq. A senior official:
It would be a pretty big problem for the UN if these pictures come out.

Of course, no problem if they don't, if their circulation remains "hidden".

AN ASIDE: For "dark America" critics in the French peace mob (and here), we point out the obvious differences:

    Abu Ghraib was investigated, exposed, and prosecuted with convictions by American authorities; the Secretary of Defense accepted responsibility for the abuse on his watch and twice offered his resignation; and the President of the United States personally apologized for the abuses on Arab television.

    The UN, aware of the damning evidence in circulation, frets about damage control and hunkers down. (See footnote for the UN's "What can we do?" defense.)

M. Bourguet concedes he "videotaped some of the sexual encounters but insisted that the images were solely for his own gratification and were not intended to be circulated." Here is ABC 20/20:

Congolese officials say scores of young girls in the Congo were somehow lured into sex with a senior UN logistics officer named Didier Bourguet, a French citizen who photographed his victims having sex with him. Some appear to be even younger than 11, based on what "20/20" saw in the hard drive in his computer. In one photo a tear rolls down the cheek of a victim. Congolese officials suspect Bourguet was sharing these computer images with others in the UN. But he was sent back to France to face prosecution before a full investigation could be completed.

M. Bourguet was deported to France and arrested upon arrival, where, according to M. Lepidi, he burst into "a spontaneous confession". M. Bourguet is accused of and has confessed to intercourse with Congolese girls, aged between 12 and 16, along with related offenses, contested and uncontested.

And now M. Bourguet will have his day in court.

FRENCH UN WORKER ACCUSED OF RAPE IN AFRICA MISSIONS

PARIS September 9, 2008 (Reuters) - A former U.N. employee [M. Bourguet] went on trial in France on Tuesday accused of raping around 20 underaged girls ["22 fillettes"] during missions to Africa between 1998 and 2004.

... At the beginning of the hearing in Paris, at which one of his alleged victims was present, Bourguet acknowledged that he had had sex with the girls but he said they had consented.

... His lawyer told reporters that Bourguet, who worked in the Central African Republic between 1998-2001 and the Democratic Republic of Congo between 2001-04, would argue that he had no way of knowing the girls were underagedlà-bas, elles étaient tellement précoces que c’est difficile de savoir »).

No clue he was snuggling a twelve-year-old? [Pause.] We note that M. Bourguet is not blind.

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* Child sex abuse and sex trafficking follows the UN everywhere it goes: Bosnia, Burundi, Congo, Côte d'Ivoire, Haiti and Liberia, Sri Lanka, Sudan, et al. The UN depends on member states for "peacekeepers". Although the responsible authority for UN missions, the UN does no background checks on "peacekeepers" who enjoy exemption from prosecution in the host nation.

In the Congo investigation, 19 "peacekeepers" from Uruguay, Pakistan, Nepal, Morocco, Tunisia and South Africa were implicated with M. Bourguet. These troops were sent back to their originating countries. None faces criminal proceedings. (Libération reports the UN recently revealed an additional 100 Indian Casques bleus implicated in pædophilic abuse in the Congo.)

Here is a UN officer formerly stationed in the Congo:

We can't force the countries that contribute peacekeepers to international missions to prosecute them for criminal activities. And if they don't, as they haven't so far in this case, these guys get off scot free. The crux of the problem is that if the UN gets bolshie [scil., tough] with these governments then they stop providing the UN with troops and staff. We'd like to come down hard on them, but we're caught. What do we do?

[Pause. We re-read the above. Pause. We re-re-read the above.]

"What do we do?" [Pause.] What do you do?

Get BOLSHIE, you stupid comfy-on-my-ass-hand-wringing bureaucratic wanker!

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September 09, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable IX

Le jour 483 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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Only last month...

Ce retrait doit être effectué sans délai. Ce point n'est pas négociable à mes yeux. Il doit concerner toutes les forces russes qui sont entrées en Géorgie depuis le 7 août. Si cette clause de l'accord de cessez-le-feu n'était pas appliquée rapidement et totalement, je serais amené à convoquer un Conseil européen extraordinaire pour décider des conséquences à en tirer.

[This withdrawal has to be carried out without delay. For me, this point is not negotiable. It must extend to all Russian forces that have entered into Georgia since Aug. 7. If this clause of the cease-fire agreement is not abided by rapidly and completely, I will be prompted to convene an extraordinary meeting of the European Council to decide about the consequences that should follow.]

Sarko,
Président de la République française
and sitting President of the Council of the European Union,
talking tough on Russia, no "ifs", "ands", or "buts"
OP-ED August 18, 2008 (Figaro/WaPo/Élysée)

And Russia has taken the measure of the EU's tough talk (and here and here -- most laughably here and here and here).

Only yesterday...

MOSCOW AGREES TO WITHDRAW FROM BUFFER ZONES

September 8, 2008 (RNW) - In Moscow, Russian President Dmitry Medvedev and his French counterpart Nicolas Sarkozy have agreed that Russia will withdraw all its troops from buffer zones around the breakaway regions of Abkhazia and South Ossetia within one month. The Russian forces will be replaced by an international peace force, and President Medvedev agreed to the deployment of 200 EU observers in South Ossetia.

FRANCE'S SARKOZY SAYS NEW EU-RUSSIA TALKS POSSIBLE

MEIENDORF CASTLE, Russia September 8, 2008 (Forbes/ThomsonFinancial/Reuters) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy said on Monday if Russia implements its latest Georgia pullout deal there would be no reason for EU-Russia talks not to go ahead in October.

Whoa, not so fast with the self-congratulatory swoon. One day later...

RUSSIA TROOPS TO STAY IN GEORGIA

September 9, 2008 (RNW) - Russia is to keep 7,600 troops in the Georgian regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia after it withdraws its military personnel from the rest of the country. Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov said the troops are preparing for an extended stay.

... [F]ollowing his meeting with Mr Sarkozy, Mr Medvedev emphasised that Russia does not intend to retract its recognition of the two regions as independent states. Today the Kremlin announced that it had established formal diplomatic ties with them.

RUSSIA MAY BUILD BASES
IN BREAKAWAY GEORGIAN REGIONS

MOSCOW/TBILISI September 9, 2008 (Bloomberg) - Russia will consider establishing military bases in Abkhazia and South Ossetia and deploying nearly 8,000 soldiers there as it formalizes ties with the separatist Georgian regions it recognized last month.

"We have to determine how to arrange for the presence of Russian armed forces and how to place our military bases there as requested by the leaders of South Ossetia and Abkhazia," Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said in Moscow today.

Kakha Lomaia, head of Georgia's Security Council, said Russian bases in the regions would be "legally unjustified" and "completely contradict the cease-fire agreement, under which they're obligated gradually to remove their troops from Georgian territory."

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COACHING MR. MEDVEDEV
Besides, It's Not Lying If They Believe You

7,600 RUSSIAN TROOPS TO STAY IN GEORGIA REGIONS
Russian Defence Minister Anatoly Serdyukov Says Russia
Will Keep 7,600 Troops In Total In South Ossetia And Abkhazia
After It Withdraws From The Rest Of The Country.

September 9, 2008 (abc.net.au/AFP) - Russia and the two regions have "already agreed on the numbers - around 3,800 in each republic," Mr Serdyukov was quoted as telling President Dmitry Medvedev by the Russian news agency Interfax. Mr Medvedev:
I hope that at least this will stop the Georgian military regime from carrying out their idiotic acts.

The Russian leader announced on Monday (local time) a new timetable [Mr. Medvedev's third solemn promise] for Russia's withdrawal from Georgia after meeting a visiting European Union delegation led by French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

It is apparent by now that Russia knows what it wants. The EU doesn't. The EU not only hasn't grasped what Russia wants, but worse, the EU can't decide what the EU wants.

Russia has taken advantage of EU disarray to boldly reshape its narrative. The original narrative had Russia crossing the Georgian border to stop "genocide" -- a term Russia cynically employs to describe Georgia quelling an Ossetian insurgency.* The new narrative is Russia as guarantor to the newly invented nation states of Ossetia and Abkhazia.

Of course there are no Ossetia and Abkhazia nation states, but Russia is betting that by pretending there are, eventually the EU will tire or cringe or tire and cringe and accept the Russian narrative.

So much for Sarko's tough talk.

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* Russia sensationalizes the situation in Ossetia using the term "genocide" where none exists to justify its invasion; by contrast the West dithered and delayed use of the word to justify its political paralysis while hundreds of thousands were being murdered in Rwanda for all to see on the nightly news.

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Pave: Who To Believe? France Or Those Lying Jews? X

Le jour 483 de Sarko

Je tiens à dire clairement qu'il n'y a pas de poussée d'antisémitisme en France, que rien ne permet d'étayer ces affirmations.

[I make a point of saying clearly, there is no surge of anti-semitism in France, that nothing supports these assertions.]

Ex-Jack,
then-president of anti-Semite-free France,
explaining why news reports, police blotters,
and French Jews cannot be believed
PALAIS DE ÉLYSÉE February 27, 2002 (People's Daily Online)

3 JEWISH YOUTHS BEATEN
BY MUSLIM GANG IN PARIS STREET

September 9, 2008 (Haaretz/DPA) - Three Jewish teens were attacked by a group of Muslim African immigrants in Paris on Saturday evening, a French police spokeswoman said yesterday. The Jewish teens, ages 17 and 18, who have been identified as Dan Nebet, Kevin Bitan and David Boaziz, are leaders of the Bnei Akiva youth group in Paris' 19th District.

Thiery Nebet, Dan's father, told Haaretz over the phone that according to what his son had said, as they were walking down the street:

Four or five Arabs of African origin started to throw walnuts at Kevin. When he went up to them to ask them why they did it, they surrounded him and knocked him down. Dan and David moved in and very quickly more Arabs joined in and started to beat the three with their fists and with chains.

The Jewish teens were hospitalized, one with a broken nose and jaw and all three with bruises, and filed a police report after their release. Police opened an investigation and are looking for the Muslim teenagers allegedly responsible for the attacks.

According to the chairman of the Jewish Students Union in France, Raphael Haddad, barrages of stones were thrown at the three teens during the attack. Haddad also said the incident occured on Petit Street in the 19th District, not far from where a 17-year-old Jewish youth was attacked and seriously injured by immigrants on June 21.

The attack is one of a long series of racial attacks [and this and this] in Europe in general and in France in particular. ... The Jewish Agency's envoy in Paris, Rafi Zaush, told Army Radio that attacks in the 19th District are common but most incidents are less violent and therefore not reported by the media.

... The French Ministry of the Interior confirmed that the attack was motivated by anti-Semitism, saying the incident ended with relatively little damage.

Well, relatively little damage to Michel Alliot-Marie's weekend that is.

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September 08, 2008

Pave: Never Mind VI

Le jour 482 de Sarko

SARKOZY DEMANDS THAT RUSSIA COMPLY WITH CEASE FIRE
PARIS August 17, 2008 (AP)

EU, US LEADERS CRITICIZE INCOMPLETE RUSSIAN WITHDRAWAL
Despite A Friday Deadline To Completely Withdraw From Georgia,
Russian Forces Are Reportedly Still In Key Positions Saturday,
Prompting Criticism From EU And US Leaders.

August 23, 2008 (DW) - "The pullback of Russian troops and units passed without incident and was completed on time," Russian Defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov said in a statement, according to AFP news service. "Thus, the Russian side has fulfilled ist obligations."

The Georgian government confirmed Friday that Russia has pulled some troops out of key cities but is still manning checkpoints.

"It is not true that the withdrawal is complete," Georgian government spokesman Shota Utiashvili told reporters.

RUSSIA IN FULL COMPLIANCE
WITH GEORGIA PEACE DEAL - LAVROV

DUSHANBE, Tajikistan August 24, 2008 (RIA Novosti)

RUSSIA SAYS IT ‘FULLY’ COMPLIED WITH SIX-POINT DEAL

TBILISI August 29, 2008 (Civil.ge) - Russia has “fully fulfilled” its commitments undertaken under the six-point ceasefire accord, the Russian Foreign Ministry said in a statement on August 29.

Not only are Russian forces in the so-called buffer zone between the town of Gori and the administrative border with South Ossetia, but there are also several stationary Russian military outposts at the entrance to the port town of Poti and the town of Senaki, both deep inside west Georgia proper.

The Russian Foreign Ministry’s statement fails to even mention these posts. Anatoly Nogovitsin, the deputy chief of the general staff of the Russian armed forces, however, said at a news conference in Moscow on August 23 that Russia had no intention of withdrawing from those areas.


Oh. Never mind.


BAD FRENCH
PROLONGS RUSSIA-GEORGIA CONFLICT

The Conflict Between Russia And Georgia Has Been Worsened
By Badly-Translated French, France's Foreign Minister Has Admitted
On The Eve Of Crucial Talks In Moscow Between The European Union
And The Kremlin.

PARIS September 8, 2008 (Telegraph) - Bernard Kouchner told a meeting of EU foreign ministers at the weekend that the ceasefire agreement was written in French before being translated into English and then Russian. Asked what problems surrounded the buffer zones, Mr Kouchner replied:
The translation, as always.

... One reason for the continuation of the conflict now appears to be a passage in the Russian translation of the agreement that speaks of security "for" South Ossetia and Abkhazia. The English version speaks of security "in" the two areas.

The difference is crucial, because Russia continues to keep its tanks and armed troops "in" Georgian territory. The international community, in turn, wants security "for" South Ossetia and Abkhazia without the Russian army staying in Georgia.

Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov agreed that the ceasefire wording made his country sound like an aggressor. He said the Georgian interpretation "contains a whole range of distortions" including replacement of the preposition "for" with "in".

The farce is a huge blow to the French belief that theirs is a lingua franca, spoken and understood the world over.

In fact French has long been replaced by English as the language of diplomacy, and is becoming increasingly irrelevant to the international community.

SARKOZY, SOLANA IN RUSSIA
TO CLARIFY GEORGIA CEASEFIRE

September 8, 2008 (EurActiv.com )

Here, let us clarify point five:

GET THE HELL OUT OF GEORGIA.

Well, now there's no mistaking the English.

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Pave: Ferme La Bouche VIII

Le jour 482 de Sarko

Que la langue des Etats-Unis soit celle de la première puissance mondiale, cela a pour conséquence la diffusion et l'impact universels de l'idéologie américaine. Gardons-nous, cependant, de tout confondre ! Le déclin du français est irréductible du déclin de la France, même s'il représente indiscutablement une perte de pouvoir à l'échelle mondiale.

[That the language of the United States is that of the first world power has as a consequence the universal diffusion and impact of American ideology. Careful, however, not to confuse things! The decline of the French language is inseparable from the decline of France, even if it indisputably represents a loss of power on a worldwide scale.]

Claude Hagège,
linguist and professor at Collège de France
and author of several books translated
into several languages, remarking on the relationship
between the success of French and the decline of France
« Qu'est-ce qu'être français aujourd'hui ? »
OP-ED June 30, 2004 (Figaro)

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LES DÉCISIONS. DECISIONS.
Say What?

I'm going to speak in English because that is the language of business.

Ernest-Antoine Seillière,
president of BUSINESSEUROPE
(formerly UNICE, Union des Industries
de la Communauté européenne), explaining
to Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack how a Frenchman (himself)
might best be understood in a business forum
BRUSSELS March 24, 2006 (IHT)

Je dois dire que j'ai été profondément choqué de voir un Français s'exprimer à la table du Conseil en anglais. C'est la raison pour laquelle la délégation française et moi-même sommes sortis pour ne pas avoir à écouter ça

[I must say that I was deeply shocked to see {sic} a Frenchman express himself in English at the Council table. That's why the French delegation and myself left so as not to have to listen to that.]

Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack,
recalling the trauma and ignominy of encountering
a Frenchman (M. Seillière) who speaks to be understood
BRUSSELS March 24, 2006 (Le Monde/AFP)

We can no longer tolerate this. ... [W]e we simply cannot accept that our language is reduced to a local dialect - we are protesting against this [English] linguistic hegemony!

Albert Salon,
founder and president,
Forum francophone international-France (FFI-France),
lobbying the government for the right
to work solely in French
February 8 2007 (BBC)

The French language has had a bad run the past several decades or so. No longer the second language of choice of foreign students. It is not the standard language of business -- not even French business (and this and this)! It no longer has primacy in the French dream palace, the EU (and this and this and laughably this).

In all these areas English is prime.

French singers sing in English and are bullied to sing in French. Until recently France 24, the state "French vision" broadcaster, broadcast five hours in English for every one in French. Even French street mobs paint their big important messages in English.

And now, the French government itself supports speaking English for success.

FRENCH EDUCATION MINISTER
FINALLY ADMITS DEFEAT IN BATTLE
AGAINST THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

September 2, 2008 (Daily Mail) - France's education minister yesterday admitted for the first time that the secret to success is speaking better English.

Xavier Darcos claimed poor English is now a 'handicap' because all international business is conducted in the language, and said French schools would offer extra lessons during the holidays.

He also admitted that, because of globalisation, very few people outside France will be able to speak French in the future.

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September 07, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable VIII

Le jour 481 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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SAAKASHVILI 'NO LONGER EXISTS'
AS GEORGIA'S PRESIDENT: MEDVEDEV

MOSCOW September 3, 2008 (AFP) - Speaking in an interview ahead of US Vice President Dick Cheney's visit to Georgia, Medvedev again accused Washington of helping Tbilisi "build its war machine" and urged the United States to review its relations with the country. Mr. Medvedev:
For us, the present Georgian regime has collapsed. President Saakashvili no longer exists in our eyes. He is a political corpse.

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AMAZING RUSSO-VISION!
Strange Super Power Of Former Super Power Enables
Russian President NOT To See What Others See

Mr. Medvedev, of course, wishes here a collapse where no collapse exists.

RUSSIA ORDERS HALT TO ONSLAUGHT
AS GEORGIA RALLIES SUPPORT

MOSCOW August 12, 2008 (AFP)

THOUSANDS OF GEORGIANS RALLY
TO SUPPORT SAAKASHVILI

TBILISI August 12, 2008 (Reuters)

GEORGIA 'WILL JOIN NATO': MERKEL*
TBILISI August 17, 2008 (AFP)

PRESIDENT BUSH CONDEMNS ACTIONS TAKEN
BY RUSSIAN PRESIDENT IN REGARDS TO GEORGIA

WHITE HOUSE August 26, 2008 (Office of the Press Secretary)

CHENEY: GEORGIA WILL BE IN OUR ALLIANCE [scil., NATO]
TBILISI September 4, 2008 (CNN)

(See here for more damns for Russia and more support for Georgia.)

In a swift retort, Georgia's national security council secretary Alexander Lomaia told AFP:
It's utterly deplorable for the leader of a great country to use methods unacceptable in a civilised world to undermine the legitimacy of the Georgian government.

The Russian president has lost control, because his efforts to depose the Georgian government have failed.

The Georgian president is a democratically-elected leader, he and his government enjoy the support of the Georgian people and the international community.

The strong rhetoric came as [American Vice President] Cheney headed to Georgia in a show of support for the former Soviet republic that has been seeking to join NATO.

Medvedev's interview was broadcast after Moscow claimed victory Tuesday following a European Union emergency summit, [and this] where EU leaders stepped back from imposing sanctions over Russia's partial occupation of Georgia. Mr. Putin:

Thank God, common sense prevailed. We saw no extreme conclusions and proposals, and this is very good.

Mr. Medvedev:

But we would like the international community to remember who began the aggression and who is responsible for people's deaths.

Mr. Medvedev's problem is precisely that. The international community DOES remember who began the war and who is responsible for the subsequent deaths and wanton destruction:

Recent occurrences in Georgia, beginning with the military invasion by Russia, have been flatly contrary to some of our most deeply held beliefs. Russian forces crossed an internationally recognized border into a sovereign state; fueled and fomented an internal conflict; conducted acts of war without regard for innocent life, killing civilians and causing the displacement of tens of thousands -- all this against a nation that has a democratically elected government and an orientation towards the West.

The United States and many in Europe have made clear that Russia's actions are an affront to civilized standards and are completely unacceptable. For its part, Russia has offered no satisfactory justification for the invasion -- nor could it do so. Differing views on the status of these two areas, within the sovereign borders of the Georgian democracy, cannot justify a sudden and violent incursion by Russia. ...

Three weeks ago, after causing significant destruction inside Georgia, Russia accepted and signed a six-point ceasefire agreement proposed by President Sarkozy of France, the nation that holds the Presidency of the European Union. By now the Russian government is well aware of its responsibilities: To abide by the signed ceasefire agreement, and the clarifying letter and document from President Sarkozy; to let in all humanitarian and medical assistance from the United States and other countries; to keep open all lines of communication and transit for that assistance; to end all military activities in Georgia; to withdraw from that country; and to fully respect Georgia's sovereignty and territorial integrity.

Though aware of these responsibilities, Russia has yet to meet them. Indeed, it has taken the opposite course, by recognizing South Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent states. This only worsens the situation in the region. It also contravenes the ceasefire, and runs against numerous UN Security Council Resolutions that Russia itself voted for in the past.

To summarize: In the space of the last 30 days, Russia has violated the sovereignty of a democracy; made and then breached a solemn agreement, in a direct affront to the European Union; severely damaged its credibility and global standing; and undermined its own relations with the United States and other countries.

This chain of aggressive moves and diplomatic reversals has only intensified the concern that many have about Russia's larger objectives. For brutality against a neighbor is simply the latest in a succession of troublesome and unhelpful actions by the Russian government.

Dick Cheney,
Vice President of the United State,
remembering in detail
what Mr. Medvedev would have him forget
CERNOBBIO, Italy September 6, 2008 (Office of the Vice President)

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* Support all the more damning given the German Chancellor's position only five month's earlier:

MERKEL AGAINST NATO MEMBERSHIP
FOR GEORGIA, UKRAINE

BERLIN March 10, 2008 (Forbes/Thomson Financial/AFX)

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September 02, 2008

Pave: Where Is The French Peace Mob? IV

Le jour 476 de Sarko

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GÉORGIE ? JE SUIS TRÈS OCCUPÉ EN CE MOMENT.
(L) Manif anti-Israël, (R) rein
Georgia Is Also Occupied At The Moment

Russia is left unchallenged by the Euro ruling elite and the French peace mob is busy getting a tan somewhere.

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Pave: Uncondemnable VII

Le jour 476 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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DIVIDE AND CAPITALISE:
RUSSIA EXPLOITS A LIMP EU SUMMIT
ON THE GEORGIAN CRISIS

September 2, 2008 (Times Online) - The cost of pretending to have it both ways has been clear since the Nato summit in Bucharest in April. Nato’s pledge to Georgia and Ukraine – that they would definitely become members someday but that they could not start the actual process of trying to clear the membership hurdles – told Russia that Nato was not prepared to make real commitments.

British ministers maintain that the Bucharest pledge was really better than allowing membership talks to start, but this is ludicrous. Georgian officials argue that the grand but vacuous promise gave Russia the green light to act as it did, and they have a point.

... Otherwise, even though the EU should rightly settle for the lowest common denominator on such important questions of its own identity, the proposals were weak beyond parody. “The Union will remain vigilant,” a version of the text said yesterday, adding that the review “may lead to decisions on the continuation of discussions on the future of relations between the Union and Russia in various areas”.

The EU also warned Russia that it should stick to the ceasefire brokered by President Sarkozy of France – or else (but this was unspecified).

... Russia’s behaviour shows that it knows how to make good use of others’ indecision.

RUSSIA EXPLOITS DIVISION IN EUROPE
Moscow's Strategy To Drive A Wedge
Between European Countries Was On Display
During Monday's EU Crisis Meeting.

BRUSSELS September 3, 2008 edition (CSM) - As Europe wrestles over how to deal with a game-changing Russia, the largest country in the world, it faces one of the oldest tactics in Moscow's diplomatic playbook: the art of divide and separate.

... Before, during, and after the EU event – which ended with an 11-point statement seen by Brussels insiders as marking a "crossroads" in Europe's relationship with Russia – Moscow put on a concerted effort to highlight divisions among European nations, and between the US and Europe. Ronald Asmus, of the German Marshall Fund:

Moscow is certainly trying to divide Europe, and to divide Europe from the US. In the past few days they've started to try to emasculate NATO, to tell Europe not to go with the US. The comments sound Soviet-era.

[Matthew Bryza, deputy assistant secretary of State in charge of Eurasian affairs,] advocated that the international community now enter Georgia and examine closely what actually happened during the Aug. 8 crisis in South Ossetia – look into the charges of genocide leveled by Russia as a reason for entering the republic. "Let's investigate. Let's look at what happened. Let's be transparent."

Russian officials in South Ossetia have said they are not yet ready for such investigations, citing security concerns.

The EU mission, described as taking place in two phases, the second in November, would constitute several hundred personnel, and supplement a mission in Georgia of the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe, which has Russian participants.

Russian ambassador to the EU Vladimir Chizov said Monday Russia would accept "about a 100 observers."

Please, let's not rush Russia. The old bear needs time to rework the evidence to fit its invasion fairy tale.

RUSSIA SAYS EU RIGHT TO AVOID SANCTIONS

SOCHI, Russia September 2, 2008 (Reuters) - Russia on Tuesday praised the European Union's "responsible" decision to avoid imposing sanctions on Moscow over its conflict with Georgia, but said the bloc had failed to understand why it had intervened.

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev, in an interview with the Euronews television channel recorded at his Black Sea summer residence:

This is sad [i.e., the EU's incomprehension of Russia's invasion], but not fatal because things change in this world. Another situation, in my opinion, is more positive. Despite certain divisions among the EU states on the issue, a reasonable, realistic point of view prevailed because some of the states were calling for some mythical sanctions.

The single most damning outcome of the EU summit? Compliments from Russia for doing nothing.

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Le jour 476 de Sarko

Talk is cheap and a commodity of which France has a limitless supply. This works for Russia because the big old bear doesn't listen and doesn't care as long as it gets what it wants, which a meek EU won't deny them.

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We have to find a balance. The balance is between tough talk and economic consequences. My stance is yes to tough talk. No to economic consequences.

Alexander Stubb,
Finnish Foreign Minister,
defining a balance of all of one and none of the other,
BRUSSELS September 1, 2008 (Telegraph)

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RUSSIA LIES, FRANCE COMPLIES
Lies Are Just Another Version Of The Facts

The cheap talk:

Nous condamnons sans ambiguïté la réaction disproportionnée des Russes, et nous sommes conscients de notre responsabilité dans le maintien du dialogue avec nos voisins russes.

[We condemn without ambiguity the disproportionate reaction of the Russians, and we are aware of our responsibility in maintaining dialogue with our Russian neighbors.]

Sarko,
Président de la République,
condemning the Russians to French dialogue
September 1, 2008 (Le Monde/AFP/Reuters)

[Hat tip: Zoomerx]

There is no point to talking tough, to condemnation, if it has no correspondent instrumentality. Russia blows off Euro tough talk, because, really, who cares what Europa thinks? Who cares about its diplomatic faints and disappointments? Not Russia. Russia concerns itself with only one thing, what will the other side materially do?

In the case of Europa, sputter and maintain dialogue.

EU HAS NO UNITY ON RUSSIA

September 1, 2008 (MINA) - Russia shrugged off the prospect of strong words from the EU, with Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov insisting the Georgia campaign had set a standard for how Moscow would defend its interests in future.

"In light of Russia's actions we should suspend negotiations on a successor to the partnership and cooperation agreement," a spokesman for Prime Minister Gordon Brown told reporters in London before leaving for the half-day Brussels summit.

Brown's remarks contrasted sharply with a conciliatory tone in Paris, where Prime Minister Francois Fillon said President Nicolas Sarkozy would embark on new mediation between Georgia and Russia and seek to pursue dialogue with the Kremlin. M. Fillon:

Either we want to relaunch the Cold War, point our finger at Russia, isolate it and stamp on it as was the case for a decade -- that is not the choice of France or Europe -- or we choose the option of dialogue.

And were Germany to cross the Meuse today, France wouldn't even bother with a bumbling defense, instead she would busily organize summits, conferences, and tea parties inviting the Führerbegleitbataillons to join them in dialogue.

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September 01, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable VI

Le jour 475 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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Either we get a credible response or the credibility of the EU will be damaged.

Radoslaw Sikorski,
Polish Foreign Minister,
objecting to France's hello-kitty diplomacy
BRUSSELS September 1, 2008 (Telegraph)

Today France will head a special EU summit to discuss the situation in Georgia and the EU's forward relations with Russia. France has crafted a balanced position of blather and no action.

GEORGIA: FRANCE SAYS NO TO SANCTIONS

PARIS September 1, 2008 (AGI) - Today at the Brussels summit over the crisis in the Caucasus French premier Francois Fillon ruled out sanctions against Russia. The issue, he said in an interview with French radio, is not even on the agenda.

EU LEADERS TO UNITE IN OPPOSING RUSSIA

This headline is busted in the story's third sentence.

BRUSSELS/TBILISI/LONDON September 1, 2008 (FT) - At a summit called by Nicolas Sarkozy, France’s president, leaders of the 27-nation bloc are expected to announce measures of support for Georgia and to condemn Russia’s attempted partition of the Caucasian state. But they will not consider economic sanctions against Moscow.

Or any sanctions at all. Britain and the Baltic and Eastern members of the EU favored something more punitive than the regrets and tongue clucks pushed by France, Germany, and Italy. Gordon Brown appears to have won the day with a suspension of "negotiations on a successor to the partnership and cooperation agreement between the EU and Russia":

France, Germany and Italy initially tried to block the move and the British proposal exposed deep differences over Russia among the EU's big four powers. ... But following tense talks, British diplomats said that the negotiations would be "paused".

During talks, British diplomats were particularly concerned by French attempts to drop a freeze on any decisions to move closer to Russia.

British diplomats also raised concerns over "too much equivalence" on the question of Russian troop withdrawals from Georgia during summit talks.

France, it is fair to say, has a high-tolerance approach to Russia. She wants more of oil-rich big-spending Russia's business. Talk is cheap and a commodity of which France has a limitless supply. This works for Russia because the big old bear doesn't listen and doesn't care as long as it gets what it wants, which a meek EU won't deny them.

Beyond that requires a bit of sacrifice, for which the French, unique in linguisitcs, have a word but no concept.

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August 31, 2008

Pave: Obamania In France III

Le jour 474 de Sarko

The kiss of irrelevancy.

SOCIALIST CHIEF ENDORSES OBAMA

PARIS August 31, 2008 (IHT) - Francois Hollande said an Obama presidency would usher in a positive, new chapter in international relations.

"We need an Obama victory next November," Hollande told party supporters at an annual meeting in the Atlantic coastal city of La Rochelle. An Obama win "will be good news, not only for the American people, but for the whole world."

And here we were thinking what France needed was some spine, a little more work, and maybe a few of the black locals supported for public office.

Hollande promised to work for the senator's victory, but acknowledged that the French Socialists' endorsement could end up tarnishing Obama's image in the eyes of the American electorate, given the way some voters regard socialism.

During a brief visit to France in July, Obama met with conservative President Nicolas Sarkozy but not with opposition Socialists.

Apparently this is the big idea for the Socialist party's comeback in French politics, to campaign for an American presidential candidate. [Pause.] At least it generated a nice headline for them.

Meanwhile the French electorate begs attention.

FRANCE'S SOCIALIST PARTY 'CLOSE TO MELTDOWN'
The French See The Socialist Party As Hopelessly Divided And
On The Verge Of Meltdown, According To Poll Released Friday...

PARIS August 29, 2008 (Telegraph) - [A]lmost two thirds of the French see the party as mortally riven by internal rivalries.

The Socialists "are perpetuating their own discredit", according to the head of ViaVoice, which conducted the poll. The public no longer "understands" why the party cannot forget its "egocentric preoccupations" and "pay more attention to the French and (be) a stronger opposition to the (ruling) power".

Would you mind ringing back mid-November? Everyone's pretty occupied at the moment trying to get a nod from Mr. Obama.

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August 30, 2008

Pave: Never Mind V

Le jour 473 de Sarko

France leverages her presidency of the EU to punish Russia for its ginned up invasion of Georgia.

SARKOZY WARNS RUSSIA:
WITHDRAW FROM SOUTH OSSETIA
OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES

August 17, 2008 (Guardian)

SARKOZY THREATENS 'CONSEQUENCES'
AS RUSSIA STALLS ON GEORGIA PULLOUT

BRUSSELS/TBILISI August 17, 2008 (Guardian)

EU CONSIDERS SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA

PARIS August 28, 2008 (Herald Sun) - EU states are considering imposing sanctions on Russia when they hold an emergency summit next week on the Georgian crisis, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner said today.

"Sanctions are being considered, and many other means'' at next Monday's meeting in Brussels, said Kouchner, whose country holds the European Union presidency.

It was the first time that Paris evoked the possibility of sanctions against Moscow.

"We are trying to draw up a strong text showing our desire not to accept" the situation in Georgia, he told reporters, adding that he did not want to "prefigure" what the sanctions might be.

And this:

Kouchner's comments marked a turnaround from his stance Monday, when he said the EU did not envision sanctions against Russia following its brief but intense war against Georgia.


Oh. Never mind.


France leverages her presidency of the EU to shield Russia from penalties for violation of the UN charter (Chapter I, Article 2§3, 2§4; Chapter VI, Articles 33§1, 36§3; Chapter VII, Articles 39, 40; Chapter XVI, Article 103; et al.), breaking treaty agreements and -- if M. Kouchner is to be believed -- international law, lying about its purposes and cease-fire compliance, violating the sovereign territory of Georgia and -- if M. Kouchner is to be believed -- threatening its neighbors, wanton destruction and expropriation of property and -- if M. Kouchner is to be believed -- ethnic cleansing.

RUSSIA URGES WEST TO REFRAIN FROM SANCTIONS

MOSCOW August 29, 2008 (Reuters) - Russia and European powers took a step back from confrontation over Georgia on Friday, with Moscow urging the EU not to rush into punitive action and France saying now was not the time for sanctions.

FRANCE DOESN’T WANT SANCTIONS
AGAINST RUSSIA BUT DIALOGUE:
FRENCH FOREIGN MINISTER

PARIS August 29, 2008 (FOCUS)

EU DOES ABOUT TURN, NO SANCTIONS ON MOSCOW

ROMA August 29, 2008 (AGI) - The EU has done an about turn over the issue of enforcing sanctions on Moscow. The matter of applying sanctions on Russia will not be considered as Brussels meets on Monday for an extraordinary summit, according to a source from the Elysee Palace. Conversely, the French Foreign Minister, Bernard Kouchner, announced yesterday that they were "considering sanctions and many other possibilities" for the summit in Brussels. He continued to say that "we are trying to put together a strong bill which makes explicit our non-acceptance" of the situation in Georgia.

The turnarounds are dizzying. And bewildering. [Pause.] If M. Kouchner is to be believed.

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Pave: Uncondemnable V

Le jour 473 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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La France rappelle son attachement au respect de l'indépendance, de l'intégrité territoriale et de la souveraineté de la Géorgie, dans ses frontières internationalement reconnues.

[France reaffirms its attachment to respect for Georgia’s independence, territorial integrity and sovereignty within its internationally recognized borders.]

Géorgie
Points de presse du Ministere
des affaires etrangeres et europeennes
PARIS 25 août 2008 (Quai d'Orsay)

An unobnubilated French position. Look carefully, you may never read one of these again.

RUSSIA RECOGNIZES BREAKAWAY GEORGIAN REGIONS
MOSCOW/TALLINN, Estonia/PARIS August 26, 2008 (IHT)

Plainly a violation of Georgian "independence, territorial integrity and sovereignty within its internationally recognized borders" begging condemnation from the international community.

BUSH CONDEMNS RUSSIA
RECOGNITION OF GEORGIA AREAS

CRAWFORD August 26, 2008 (Forbes/Reuters)

US CANDIDATES CONDEMN RUSSIA
MOVE ON GEORGIA AREAS

WASHINGTON August 26, 2008 (Reuters)

BRITAIN, ITALY CONDEMN RUSSIA'S
RECOGNITION OF BREAKAWAY REGIONS

LONDON/ROME August 26, 2008 (Earth Times/DPA)

G7* CONDEMNS RUSSIA
August 28, 2008 (RNW)

NORDIC, BALTIC COUNTRIES CONDEMN RUSSIA
RIGA, Latvia August 28, 2008 (IHT/AP)

ALBANIA CONDEMNS RUSSIA'S
RECOGNITION OF GEORGIAN BREAKAWAY REGIONS

TIRANA August 28, 2008 (Xinhua) - Albania on Thursday condemned Russia's decision to recognize Georgia's breakaway regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent states, calling the move "totally unacceptable".

Albania!

And then there is the French tongue cluck.

FRANCE 'REGRETS' RUSSIAN RECOGNITION OF SOUTH

PARIS August 26, 2008 (CNBC/Thomson Financial) - The French foreign ministry said Tuesday that Russia's recognition of the rebel Georgian provinces of South Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent states was a "regrettable decision."

Yes. Well, the Russians are said to be devastated by the French disappointment. But just a notch or two below the regretful French are Moscow's boosters.

CHAVEZ BACKS RUSSIAN RECOGNITION OF GEORGIA REGIONS

PUERTO ORDAZ, Venezuela August 29, 2008 (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez backed Russia's recognition of two breakaway regions of Georgia on Friday, making Venezuela only the second nation to support Moscow's stance [Belarus is also in the tank for Russia]. Sr. Chavez:
Russia has recognized the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia. We support Russia. Russia is right and is defending its interests.

Chavez has bought billions of dollars of weapons from Russia and supports its increased role on the world stage as a counter-balance to the United States.

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* Just recently the G8.

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August 29, 2008

Pave: Where Is The French Peace Mob? III

Le jour 472 de Sarko

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GÉORGIE ? NE ME DÉRANGE PAS, S'IL TE PLAIT.
(L) Manif contre la guerre en irak, (R) rein
No Complaints With Russian Invasions

[Hat tip: Hervé]

The problem -- well, one of many -- running a totalitarian state is that you come to believe that the clumsy lies you force on your own citizenry will be swallowed whole by the free world at large. The Russian account of its invasion of Georgia is old school Soviet "glorious lies". The Soviet legacy is not one of subtlety and finesse. Geopolitics, international law, treaties, gimmicks (e.g., seeding "Russian" citizens in Ossetia), timings, logisitics, and out-sized destruction all belie the dopey Russian fairy tale of righteous pacification.

HOW THE GEORGIAN CONFLICT REALLY STARTED

Augusrt 28, 2008 (WSJ) - According to the Georgian president, the Russians had been planning an invasion of his country for weeks -- even months -- ahead of time. Mr. Saakashvili:
Some months ago, I was warned by Western leaders in Dubrovnik to expect an attack this summer. Mr. Putin had already threatened me in February, saying we would become a protectorate of Russia. When I met Mr. Medvedev in June, he was very friendly. I saw him again in July and he was a changed man, spooked, evasive. He tried to avoid me. He knew something by then. I ask everyone to consider, what does it mean when hundreds of tanks can mobilize and occupy a country within two days? Just the fuelling takes that long. They were on their way. Would we provoke a war while all our Western friends are away on vacation? Be sensible.

I got a call from the minister of defense that Russian tanks, some 200, were massing to enter Tskhinvali from North Ossetia. I ignored it at first, but reports kept coming in that they had begun to move forward. In fact, they had mobilized reserves several days ahead of time.

This was precisely the kind of information that the Russians have suppressed and the world press continues to ignore, despite decades of familiarity with Kremlin disinformation methods. Mr. Saakashvili:

We subsequently found out from pilots we shot down that they'd been called up three days before from places like Moscow. We had intelligence coming in ahead of time but we just couldn't believe it. Also, in recent weeks, the separatists had intensified artillery barrages and were shooting our soldiers. I'd kept telling our guys to stay calm. Actually we had most of our troops down near Abkhazia where we expected the real trouble to start. I can tell you that if we'd intended to attack, we'd have withdrawn our best-trained forces from Iraq up front.

Why did the Russians not act before or later? It was a matter, [Mr. Saakashvili] said, of several factors coming together: the useful distractions of the Beijing Olympics and the U.S. elections, the fact that it took Mr. Putin this long to consolidate power, the danger that tanks would bog down in the winter.

But two factors above all sealed Georgia's fate this summer, it seems. In April, NATO postponed the decision to admit Georgia into the organization until its next summit in October. Mr. Saakashvili believes Moscow felt it had one last chance to pre-empt Georgia's joining NATO.

Finally, he says, the invasion had to be done before the situation in Iraq got any better and freed up U.S. forces to act elsewhere -- a matter not simply of U.S. weakness but of increasing U.S. strength. Mr. Saakashvili:

If America thinks it is too weak to do anything about Georgia, you should understand how the Russians see it, how much Moscow respects a strong United States -- or at least a U.S. that believes in its own strength.

[Hat tip to Sebaneau for keeping us current with developments and world opinion on this.]

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Pave: Uncondemnable IV

Le jour 472 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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Отморозки тем отличаются от нормальных людей, что когда они чувствуют запах крови, их очень трудно остановить, и тогда приходится прибегать к хирургическим методам.

[Morons differ from normal people, when they smell blood it is very hard to stop them, thus surgical (military) methods are required.]

Dmitry Medvedev,
President of Russia and lap-dummy of Mr. Putin,
characterizing the Georgians or the Georgian government
while missing the glaring self-irony
MOSCOW August 12, 2008 (RIA Novosti)

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BUILDING THE NEW EVIL EMPIRE
Just Like The Old Evil Empire
Minus The Marxist Mumbo Jumbo

GEORGIA MUST BE PUNISHED - MEDVEDEV
VLADIKAVKZ, Russia August 19, 2008 (news.com.au)

RUSSIA WARNS MOLDOVA AGAINST "GEORGIAN MISTAKE"

SOCHI, Russia August 25, 2008 (Reuters) - Russian President Dmitry Medvedev warned ex-Soviet Moldova on Monday against repeating Georgia's mistake of trying to use force to seize back control of a breakaway region.

Russia sent peacekeepers to Moldova in the early 1990s to end a conflict between Chisinau and its breakaway Transdniestria region and is trying to mediate a deal between the two sides.

Transdniestria, one of a number of "frozen conflicts" on the territory of the former Soviet Union, mirrored the standoff between Georgia and its rebel regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia until they erupted in war earlier this month.

RUSSIA CONDEMNED FOR RECOGNIZING REBEL REGIONS
MOSCOW August 26, 2008 (CNN)

MEDVEDEV THREATENS MILITARY RESPONSE TO US SHIELD
August 26, 2008 (Irish Times)

RUSSIA ADOPTS BLUSTERY TONE SET BY ENVOY
MOSCOW August 27, 2008 (NYT)

RUSSIAN WARSHIPS SENT TO ABKHAZIA
August 28, 2008 (Aljazeera)

ANY COUNTRY COULD BE NEXT,
WARNS UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT

August 28, 2008 (Guardian) - Ukraine's president, Viktor Yushchenko, could not have put it more starkly. Condemning Russia's decision to recognise the independence of South Ossetia and Abkhazia, Georgia's two separatist regions, Yushchenko warned yesterday:
Any nation could be next.

In fact, Yushchenko was articulating what is now a commonplace in diplomatic circles: that having successfully "done" Georgia, the Kremlin might now turn its attention to Ukraine - and in particular its Russian-speaking region of Crimea.

France's foreign minister, Bernard Kouchner, said the same thing:

It is very dangerous ... there are other objectives that one can suppose are objectives for Russia, in particular the Crimea, Ukraine and Moldova,

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August 28, 2008

Pave: Where Is The French Peace Mob? II

Le jour 471 de Sarko

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GÉORGIE ? HEIN ?
(L) Manif contre la guerre en irak, (R) rein
Only The Brave Dare Condemn Russian War

[Hat tip: Hervé]

SARKOZY URGES RUSSIAN TROOP WITHDRAWAL

PARIS August 24, 2008 (The Australian) - President Nicolas Sarkozy has discussed the situation in Georgia with his Russian counterpart Dmitry Medvedev and called on Russian troops to leave Georgia's Black Sea Poti port.

Sarkozy's office said the two leaders spoke by telephone and would remain in close contact over the coming days:

Concerning the nearby region of Abkhazia, President Sarkozy insisted it was important that Russian troops present at the Poti/Senaki area should withdraw as soon as possible.

Shifting from an imperative to the conditional. Please note, Sarko is not here insisting that the Russians leave Georgia, he is insisting that it is important that they should do so at their soonest possible pleasure.

FRANCE, RUSSIA AT ODDS OVER CONTENT
OF LEADERS’ PHONE TALKS

TBILISI August 24, 2008 (Civil.ge) - The French and Russian presidents have agreed to replace Russian forces in the so-called “buffer zone” outside South Ossetia with OSCE monitors, the French president’s press office said in a statement. The Kremlin has denied any such deal has been made.

French President Nikola Sarkozy spoke with his Russian counterpart, Dmitry Medvedev, on Saturday evening, August 23. After the phone conversation, a statement was posted on the French president’s website, reading:

The two presidents have agreed on the need to set up an international mechanism under the OSCE aegis to replace Russian patrols in the security zone in the south from South Ossetia.

[Les deux chefs d’Etat...se sont notamment accordés sur l’urgence de la mise en place d’un mécanisme international sous l’égide de l’OSCE, pour remplacer les patrouilles russes dans la zone de sécurité au sud de l’Ossétie.]

The Kremlin, however, has denied reaching such an agreement, saying the issue wasn't even discussed.

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August 26, 2008

Pave: Obamania In France Redux

Le jour 469 de Sarko

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ALREADY ELECTED IN FRANCE!
Not Even Nominated Yet In America

[Hat tip: Carine]

France -- without a single elected minority in the national government -- in such a France American black presidents are elected with ease.

Only in America -- as they say in France.

By supporting abroad what they wouldn't dream of at home, the French congratulate themselves on being very progressive, very much beyond prejudice.*

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* Racism in France? Bigotry? Don't take our word for it, see here, here, here, here, or here, to link but five admissions by the French themselves.

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August 25, 2008

Pave: "The Americans? We're going to smash them." Finale

Le jour 468 de Sarko

The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.

Alain Bernard,
big-talking French swimmer, who lost his lead --
and gold for France -- to Jason Lezak, oldest swimmer
on the American relay squad in the 4x100 freestyle relay
August 7, 2008 (ABC-AU/Reuters)

The Olympics are over. France took the last gold, defeating Iceland in handball. Congratulations, France. We didn't even know handball was on the Olympic card.

The International Olympic Committee (IOC) ranks its medal table by gold medals. By this ranking China came in first with 51 gold, America second with 36, and France 10th with 7.

CSM points out that had American Michael Phelps been entered as his own country he would have finished 10th, notching France down to 11th.

America took 31 medals (12-9-10; 28% of its total medal take) in swimming, while France took 6 (1-2-3; 15%), a proportional showing but not the smashing promised. Of the 25 swimming world records broken, America set 10* and France 1. Proportionally this is 2-to-1, a smashing the other way round.

In overall medal count, France's ranking improves to 7th (40 medals total), China notches down to second (100) and America notches up to first (110).

Earlier posts here and here.

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* Michael Phelps alone broke seven world and eight Olympic records.

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August 24, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable III

Le jour 467 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

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Let's connect some dots, starting here.

VASILI ISTRATOV: "RUSSIAN PASSPORTS
WERE ISSUED TO SOUTH OSSETIAN RESIDENTS
BASED ON RUSSIAN LEGISLATION"

August 13, 2008 (Today.Az) - Eighty percent of residents of South Ossetia are Russian citizens and Russian citizenship was issued to them on the basis of Russia's legislation, said Russian ambassador to Azerbaijan Vasili Istratov, speaking on the international legal basis of issuance of the Russian citizenship to South Ossetian residents.

He said the legislation of Russia have allowed to issue Russian citizenship to persons, who reside in the territories of former Soviet Republics, for many years.

Connecting here.

MEDVEDEV: RUSSIA WILL CRUSH ANYONE
THREATENING ITS CITIZENS

KURSK, Russia August 18, 2008 (VOA) - Russian President Dmitri Medvedev has promised what he called a shattering blow to anyone threatening Russian citizens.

Russia hands out passports somewhere and that somewhere suddenly falls within the sovereign jurisdiction of Russia. This is quite a trick.

And lastly connecting here.

RUSSIA SENDS ALMOST 4,000 TONS
OF HUMANITARIAN AID TO S.OSSETIA.

ROSTOV-ON-DON, Russia August 19, 2008 (RIA Novosti) - Russia has delivered 3,700 metric tons of humanitarian aid to the war-hit Georgian breakaway republic of South Ossetia, the Russian Emergency Situations Ministry said on Tuesday.

South Ossetia was attacked by Georgian forces on August 8. The majority of residents of South Ossetia hold Russian citizenship, and Moscow launched a massive operation to expel Georgian troops from the region and to reinforce its peacekeepers.

Provincial capital Tskhinvali was left in ruins by Georgia's military offensive, while Russia says some 1,600 civilians were killed in the attack. Moscow concluded its operation to "force Georgia to accept peace" on August 12.

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EIGHTY T-90Hs* GIVE A HUMANITARIAN ASSIST IN OSSETIA
If You Think You Are A Russian Citizen But Do NOT Live In Russia,
Contact Sergey Lavrov About A Russian Humanitarian Intervention

[Mr. Putin: Because we care.]

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* The T-90H, Russia's main humanitarian conveyance, is identical in all respects to the T-90S, main battle tank, except for the letter "H" and a cargo of 10,000 blank passports.

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August 23, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable Redux

Le jour 466 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

Is M. Kouchner attentive to this side?

GEORGIANS TELL OF ETHNIC CLEANSING

KARBI, South Ossetia August 20, 2008 (Independent) - The graves were shallow, dug in haste. One was in a shed attached to a house, the stench overwhelming the building. Stones had been on top to prevent disturbance by animals. This was the grim evidence, locals insist, of murderous ethnic cleansing, which has accompanied this conflict.

The dead were Georgians trapped in enclaves inside separatist South Ossetia who had become prey to Ossetian paramilitaries trailing behind Russia's forces. Yesterday, the survivors described their terrible experience for the first time since this sudden war erupted.

... Koba Janashvili, 37, had died on the day Russian troops rolled into the district, according to people in the village of Tkiavi, on the South Ossetian side of the border with Georgia. He died in the looting, burnings and killings which came after the troops, attacks that locals blamed on the Ossetians militia men. ... Tkiavi has seen the killings of around 30 people, say residents.

"They were angry and they were very drunk," said 51-year-old Mr Radmadze. "They looted the main shop and then started shooting people."

... Roza Chikhinadze, recalled the terrifying visits by the militia. "They came in two cars – usually a military jeep at the front and a minibus at the back. It's usually young guys in their early 20s. They behave like they're on a hunting trip."

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[Photo source: 20minutes.fr/Reuters/Gleb Garanich]

The 20minutes.fr caption reads:

    Une Géorgienne blessée dans l'attaque sur Gori, samedi 9 août.

    [A Georgian wounded in the [Russian] attack on Gori, Saturday August 9.]

RUSSIAN TROOPS WITHDRAWING,
BUT ETHNIC CLEANSING ACCUSATIONS LINGER

TBILISI August 22, 2008 (Eurasianet) - For four days, 68-year-old Meri Basishvili trudged through the woods of South Ossetia to make it from her home in Kurta, an ethnic Georgian village there, to relative safety in the nearby Russian-occupied city of Gori. ... Basishvili says that she passed numerous dead bodies on her way through the woods; their stench, mixed with the smell of smoke from nearby burning villages, left an indelible impression. "None of the dead were in military uniform. All of them were civilians, and there was no one to bury them," she told EurasiaNet.

... Stories of torture, rape and brutal murders abound in the schools and government buildings where over 100,000 displaced persons from throughout Georgia now live. Many do not have any information about the husbands, parents or relatives who stayed behind in areas now under Russian and separatist control.

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[Photo source: 20minutes.fr/Reuters/David Mdzinarishvili]

The 20minutes.fr caption reads:

    Dans les ruines de sa maison, le 10 août, détruite après une offensive russe.

    [In the ruins of her home, August 10, destroyed after a Russian offensive.]

The Georgian government charges that the violence committed against both regions’ civilian populations amounts to a deliberate Russian policy of ethnic cleansing. It has appealed to two international courts to seek redress: the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg, and the International Court of Justice in The Hague.

The first case concerns Russia’s alleged violation of the European Convention on Human Rights. The second, scheduled for a hearing on September 8, goes further. In a 32-page lawsuit, Georgia claims that Russia’s violation of the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination dates to the early 1990s, when fighting with Russian-backed separatists in Abkhazia and South Ossetia led to the deaths of "thousands of civilians" and the "forced displacement of over 300,000 people."

... What evidence has been made public appears to concern mostly Russian-backed Ossetian fighters; not Russian ground forces themselves. Most Ossetians from separatist-controlled South Ossetia, however, carried Russian passports; Georgian officials charge that they fought in conjunction with the Russian army and Russian peacekeepers. ... Most of the cases come from the narrow strip of territory separating Gori from South Ossetia and from within formerly Georgian-controlled areas of the South Ossetia conflict zone itself. Ossetians are primarily named as the perpetrators.

  • On August 8, in the village of Kvemo Achabeti, an armed Ossetian, roughly 40 years old, reportedly shot and killed an 84-year-old ethnic Georgian after he said that he had no guns to give them.
  • In Tkviavi, an ethnic Georgian village within South Ossetia, some 20 "armed men in military uniforms" shot and killed one homeowner and then burnt his house with the body inside. The eyewitness reported that the group spoke Georgian with an Ossetian accent.
  • In Karaleti, a village not far from Gori, a group of "Ossetian and Russian armed men" reportedly killed two men in a car-jacking, then burned down two houses and drove off with two tractors and a car.
  • The accounts echo an August 13 report from Human Rights Watch about four previously ethnic Georgian villages in South Ossetia that are marked by "terrifying scenes of destruction" with their residents left stranded. In an August 17 report, the organization called on Russian officials to respond swiftly to "end Ossetian militia attacks on ethnic Georgians in the Gori district of Georgia."

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[Photo source: 20minutes.fr/Reuters/Gleb Garanich]

The 20minutes.fr caption reads:

    A Gori, un Géorgien pleure un membre de sa famille, tué dans le bombardement russe, samedi.

    [In Gori, a Georgian mourns a member of his family, killed in the Russian bombardment, Saturday.]

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August 22, 2008

Pave: Uncondemnable

Le jour 465 de Sarko

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister, explaining why what is wrong
has equal standing with what is right
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

The Russians on the other hand are not hampered by diplomatic relativism.

RUSSIANS ARREST THE AMBASSADOR OF FRANCE
August 21, 2008 (TGT)

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THE OTHER SIDE
New Management Is The Old Management

PARIS BLASTS 'UNACCEPTABLE' DETENTION
OF ENVOY AT RUSSIAN CHECKPOINT

August 21, 2008 (AFP/Georgian Daily) - France said Thursday it was "unacceptable" that its ambassador to Tbilisi was blocked for three hours at a Russian checkpoint near the Georgian town of Gori. The French foreign ministry:
It is unacceptable that the freedom of movement of our ambassador has been curtailed. We have said this to the Russian authorities.

The ambassador, Eric Fournier, was blocked Thursday as he returned to Tbilisi after visiting a French-funded military training centre in the mountains of northern Georgia, the ministry said. Fournier has been active in trying to determine if the six-point peace plan brokered by France to end fighting between Russian and Georgian forces is being implemented.

Russian army headquarters in Moscow said Russian soldiers were simply preventing the ambassador from entering the "security zone" they have established in Georgia.

Ah, can't have diplomatic riff-raff mucking within a Russian "security zone".

And this from Reuters:

The French foreign ministry also said it supported Georgia's territorial integrity, an issue that had been left out of an early truce Fournier helped broker, but is now at the heart of debate at the United Nations.

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August 21, 2008

Pave: Sin Tax Cringe

Le jour 464 de Sarko

Not every bad idea becomes law in France.

CREDIT CRISIS FORCES FRENCH TO ABANDON FAT TAX
The Spiralling Cost Of Living Has Forced France
To Abandon A "Fat Tax" On Unhealthy Food And Drinks.

PARIS August 20, 2008 (Telegraph) - Budget Minister Eric Woerth said a proposed rise in the amount of TVA paid on salty and sugary foods was "out of the question" in the current economic climate.

The idea was originally put forward by the country's finance and social inspectorates with a view to reducing the healthcare budget deficit and tackling obesity, a growing problem in France. ...

However, experts acknowledged in the report that "the least privileged sections of the population, who eat least well, could be most heavily penalised" by the triple tax increase.

In response Mr Woerth said it was "out of the question to raise TVA on food products, especially during a time when the French are worried about spending power." The new recommendations were set to go before the French parliament this month, and could have become law by next year, but have instead been scrapped.

Although the country is Europe's second slimmest nation after Italy, more than one in three people in France are overweight or obese.

Also see this earlier post.

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Pave: Bon appétit !

Le jour 464 de Sarko

Do not fear the microbe.

Popular French wisdom on hygiene

FRENCH TOURIST EATERIES GET HYGIENE THUMBS DOWN

August 15, 2008 (The Age) - One in four cafes, snack bars and seafront restaurants in tourist hotspots across France are breaking hygiene rules or serving food unfit for consumption, the agriculture ministry said today.

French health inspectors visiting 9400 food establishments found more than 2600 to be in breach of at least one hygiene rule, Agriculture and Fisheries Minister Michel Barnier* told Le Parisien daily.

Warnings were issued for dirty toilets and kitchens and for poor hygiene among staff. As well, inspection teams carted away 30 tonnes of food unfit to serve from 550 food shacks and restaurants.

Thirty-seven establishments were shut down altogether, for failing to meet basic hygiene and food conservation rules, and allowing staff to work in dirty clothes, Monique Eloit of the agriculture ministry's food directorate said.

The number of eateries caught in breach of the rules was similar to last year, but the amount of food seized had more than doubled, she said.

Experience the France of the Frenchie (and here and this)!

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* Oh, how the mighty are fallen. Michel Barnier was the once big-talking multipolar ringmaster (and this) for Then-Jack, then this reversal. Now a glorified restaurant inspector.

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August 20, 2008

Pave: A Reminder II

Le jour 463 de Sarko

Then.

France and Poland guarantee each other immediate and direct aid against any threat direct or indirect, which might aim a blow at their vital interests.

Edouard Daladier,
French Prime Minister
and Minister of National Defence and War,
from a press communiqué in which France guarantees
reciprocal "immediate and direct aid"
to Poland in the event of attack
PARIS April 13, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №99)

Herr Hitler is adopting precisely the same attitude toward Poland as he did towards Czechoslovakia in the last days of September.

Robert Coulondre,
French Ambassador in Berlin,
communiqué to Georges Bonnet, French Foreign Minister,
referring to the earlier French diplomatic success
as a prefiguement of further French success
BERLIN August 24, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №217)

THE French Government will make a most urgent démarche to the Polish Government to the effect that the latter should abstain from military action should the Senate of the Free City proclaim the return of Danzig to the Reich. It is indeed important that Poland should not take up the position of an aggressor, which might impede the entry into force of some of our pacts and would furthermore place the Polish Army in Danzig in a very dangerous position. The Warsaw Government would in such a case reserve its freedom to defend its rights by diplomatic action.

Georges Bonnet,
communiqué to Roger Cambon,
French Chargé d'Affaires in London,
relating his urging the Poles to sit tight
and broadly signaling French reluctance to fight
PARIS August 24, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №218)

On August 31, 1939 Germany staged a "Polish" attack on Sender Gleiwitz, a radio station near Gleiwitz on the German border, as a pretense to attack Poland. Long in preparation, Mr. Hitler commenced German "defensive" actions against Poland at 4:45A the next day -- all the while stringing along the Allied parties with the prospect of more talks.

Gentlemen, these efforts towards peace, however powerless they were and still remain, will at least have shown where the responsibility lies. ... What we did before the beginning of this war, we are ready to do once more. If renewed steps are taken towards conciliation, we are still ready to join in. (Loud and unanimous applause. On the extreme left, on the left, in the centre, and on the right the deputies rise and applaud again.)

If the fighting were to stop, if the aggressor were to retreat within his own frontiers, if free negotiations could still be started, you may well believe, Gentlemen, the French Government would spare no effort to ensure, even today, if it were possible, the success of these negotiations, in the interests of the peace of the world. (Loud and prolonged applause.)

... This is the question I lay before the French nation, and all nations. At the very moment of the aggression against Poland, what value has the guarantee, once more renewed, given for our eastern frontier, for our Alsace (loud applause), for our Lorraine (loud applause), after the repudiation of the guarantees given in turn to Austria, Czechoslovakia, and Poland? More powerful through their conquests, gorged with the plunder of Europe, the masters of inexhaustible natural wealth, the aggressors would soon turn against France with all their forces. (Fresh applause.)

Thus, our honour is but the pledge of our own security. ... Forfeiting our honour would purchase nothing more than a precarious peace liable to rescission, and when, tomorrow, we should have to fight after losing the respect of our allies and the other nations, we should no longer be anything more than a wretched people doomed to defeat and bondage. (Loud and unanimous applause.)

... Gentlemen, today France is in command. (Loud and repeated applause on all the benches. The deputies sitting on the left, on the extreme left, in the centre, and on the right rise and applaud at great length.)

Edouard Daladier,
French Prime Minister
declaration read to the Parliament
describing French readiness to resume negotiations
with perfidious Germany while re-affirming
France's guarantee to fight alongside Poland
PARIS September 2, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №356)

France mobilized and manned her borders but did not fight alongside Poland. What followed was the drôle de guerre, the Phony War, when, with Poland lost, France limited herself to hand-waves across the front lines for nine months. On May 10, 1940 Germany invaded France. A breathtaking 46 days later, the whole of France surrendered.

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Now.

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Bernard Kouchner,
French Foreign Minister,
explaining why the Russian invasion of Georgia
is beyond criticism by the French government
PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C)

RUSSIA: 'FORGET' GEORGIAN TERRITORIAL INTEGRITY
GORI, Georgia August 14, 2008 (AP)

FRENCH-BROKERED DEAL GIVES
RUSSIA GROUNDS TO ADVANCE

TBILISI August 14, 2008 (Seattle Times/NYT) - It was early Wednesday when President Nicolas Sarkozy of France announced he had accomplished what seemed impossible: persuading Georgia and Russia to agree to a set of principles to stop the war.

But by the time the sun was up, Russian tanks were advancing, around strategic Gori, in central Georgia.

It soon became clear that the six-point deal not only failed to slow the Russian advance, it also allowed Russia to claim it could push deeper into Georgia as part of so-called additional security measures granted in the accord.

Sarkozy, said a senior Georgian official, also failed to persuade Russia to agree to any time limit on military action.

RUSSIA: WILL BEGIN PULLOUT FROM GEORGIA ON MONDAY
GORI, Georgia August 17, 2008 (AP)

FRENCH FM CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ON RUSSIAN PULLOUT

PARIS August 18, 2008 (Pressemitteilung/AP) - France's foreign minister says he hopes Russian troops are starting to withdraw from a conflict zone with Georgia, as promised. Bernard Kouchner says he might be wrong but it appears to him that «we are witnessing the start of a withdrawal of troops today and into the night.

Ah, hope triumphs over the wire dispatches. M. Kouchner's discernment is completely wrong.

RUSSIA CLAIMS PULLBACK
BUT FORCES MOVE OTHER WAY

GORI, Georgia August 18, 2008 (breitbart.com/AP)

PLEDGING TO LEAVE GEORGIA,
RUSSIA INSTEAD TIGHTENS GRIP

WASHINGTON August 18, 2008 (IHT)

RUSSIA NOT KEEPING ITS WORD ON GEORGIA

CRAWFORD, Texas August 18, 2008 (AFP) - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, bound for crisis talks at NATO headquarters in Brussels, said Russian President Dmitry Medevdev had failed to fulfill his pull-out pledge under a France-brokered ceasefire plan. Ms. Rice:
(I wonder) why the Russian president [Dmitry Medvedev] either will not or cannot keep his word.

... But hours later, a US defense official speaking on condition of anonymity said in Washington that US officials monitoring the situation "have not seen any significant Russian movement out of Georgia today."

And then this bit of premature self-congratulation, explaining much of what is wrong with the West's grasp of Russia's naked aggression.

The time will come when the sequence of events and responsibilities can be established in an indisputable and impartial manner...

Throughout the first phase of this latest crisis, Europe's commitment was decisive: It was the European Union, through France, that created a space for diplomacy by quickly proposing reasonable terms for a cease-fire and rendering the political cost of pursuing war exorbitant for both parties. If our efforts finally paid off, it is because Europe -- despite a few differences in tone -- did not limit itself to condemnation. [Eschewed by France entirely.] By choosing action and negotiation over rhetoric and mere denunciation, Europe was able to reestablish a positive balance of strength with Russia and to be heard by that country. When the house is burning, the priority is to put out the fire. Europe can be proud of this success, which proves that it can do a lot when it is motivated by a strong political will.

Sarko,
Président de la République française
and sitting President of the Council of the European Union,
congratulating Europa, and most especially France,
on lending legitimacy to the Russian invasion of Georgia
OP-ED August 18, 2008 (WaPo/Élysée)

RUSSIAN ARMY BATTLE-READY: MEDVEDEV
August 19, 2008 (tvnz.co.nz)

We have to talk to [the Russians]. But if they don't implement their promises, we have to react and stand up strongly. We need firmness, not threats. We must not threaten them because it will not work. Because everyone knows we are not going to war. ... I consider realistically that yes, they are tough. This is a great country coming back to the first rank in the concert of nations, and they want to play as they used to play, as a great country.

Bernard Kouchner,
invoking magical "firmness" to make Russia be nice
PARIS August 19, 2008 (IHT)

RUSSIA SAYS IT'S WITHDRAWING, BUT TROOPS STAY PUT
August 19, 2008 (NPR)

RUSSIA VOWS TO COMPLETE GEORGIA PULLOUT BY FRIDAY
August 20, 2008 (Belfast Telegraph)

IN GEORGIA, RUSSIA DIGS IN AS PULLBACK DATE NEARS
SACHKHERE, Georgia August 20, 2008 (AP)

We are shocked!

RUSSIA REJECTS LATEST FRENCH [UN] DRAFT ON GEORGIA
NEW YORK August 20, 2008 (Forbes/Thomson Financial)

Shocked!

RUSSIANS MOCK NATO REBUKE
OP-ED August 21, 2008 (Canberra Times)

SHOCKED!

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Pave: French Car-be-cues 2007

Le jour 463 de Sarko

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37,359 CAR-BE-CUES IN 2007
Excellent Prospects In France For Car Dealerships,
Apply To Michèle Alliot-Marie, Minister of the Interior

Torching cars is a tradition during French holidays. These cheering fires add zest and excitement especially to occasions that rely on ginned-up symbolism without real meaning or when a festive spirit is absent.

But in France there are plenty of gloomy days that need a little excitement. [Pause.] Almost any day. [Pause.] Or every day.

From Le Salon Beige:

Le nombre de « violences urbaines » commises en 2007 en France a été discrètement publié par le ministère de l’Intérieur. Il s’élève à 93 016, dont 37 359 incendies de véhicules, soit 102 par jour ! Le reste se répartit entre 26 217 incendies de poubelles, 7 955 dégradations de mobilier urbain (recensées dans la même catégorie, que celui-ci soit juste endommagé ou totalement détruit), 6 856 jets de projectile (les destinataires étant principalement les policiers et les pompiers), 5 658 rodéos automobiles et 4 101 « violences collectives à l’encontre des forces de sécurité, de secours et de santé », à distinguer des « jets de projectile » qui sont des actes individuels …

[The numbers on “urban violence” committed in 2007 in France has been discreetly published by the Interior Ministry. It comes to 93,016, including 37,359 vehicle torchings, which is to say 102 per day! The remainder is distributed between 26,217 dumpster fires, 7,955 instances of damage to city property (whether just damaged or completely destroyed, listed in the same category), 6,856 peltings by projectile (the targets being mainly police officers and firemen), 5,658 joyrides [scil., car thiefs] and 4,101 “collective violence against the security forces, emergency and medical services”, to distinguish from the “peltings by projectile” that are individual acts…]

[Hat tip: Hervé]

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August 19, 2008

Pave: Socialist Paradise In Decline: Titillation

Le jour 462 de Sarko

France's worsening economy purportedly claims another French indulgence, passive voyuerism.

BEACH GOERS IN FRANCE GOING TOPLESS LESS

TOULON August 9, 2008 (UPI) - Going topless on beaches in French beach communities like St. Tropez has suddenly fallen out of fashion due to a number of factors, an expert says.

French academic Dr. Guy Fournier said while female beach goers in France have traditionally bared their breasts without a second thought, the trend has declined due in part to the declining economy, The (British) Daily Mail said Friday. Dr. Guy Fournier:

Bare breasts are viewed as a totally natural state on the beach. But public morality follows people's confidence and optimism in their wealth and lifestyle. During an economic downturn, women are less inclined to let it all hang out and more likely to cover up.

Now perhaps you, unlike the UPI, think that Dr. Fournier has put forward an incoherent explanation laden with enthymemes gone begging. Dr. Fournier seems to argue that prudishness follows markets in some direct measurable way. But he offers no measures. No comparative historical study. Not so much as an interview of a former topless bather. In Dr. Fournier's surgery any two dots are connectable -- which makes for fun theory, if bad science.

So let us look at the "topless lessness" dot and find it a more plausible originating companion.

[A quick search of the news wires and an overlarge dot presents itself almost immediately.]

We suggest the below is a good reason there is less toplessness on French beaches. If you have attained the proportions of a hippopotamus, you are more likely to stuff as much of your abundance as will fit in a spandex body girdle for your day at the beach.

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FRENCH BEACH PARADE
Topless? No Thank You, We've Seen Enough

[Photo source: Durand Florence/ABC News/SIPA/AP Photo]

The plumping of France is not news.* However it is a fell wound to the French fairy tale of a streamlined national somatotype.

OBESITY IN FRANCE

December 20, 2005 (The Economist) - The rate of obesity in France has started to swell, rising from 8% of the adult population in 1997 to 11% by 2003. Over 40% of the French are now considered overweight. According to a recent Senate report, France has the same share of fat people today as America did in 1991— and an upward trend to match. And these numbers may understate the problem. The 2005 OECD health study says that obesity rates in Britain, at 23%, and America, at 31%, are higher. But it points out that the French figures, unlike British and American ones, are based on polls asking people if they are fat. Unsurprisingly, denial intrudes; self-reporting produces underestimates.

Oh! That the French should fib out of vanity. Perish the thought.

FRENCH "TAILLES FINES" GIVING WAY TO XXL

PARIS September 23, 2006 (China Daily/Reuters) - The French are becoming bigger and fatter and French women in particular are increasingly giving up on their renowned "taille fine," a survey that tracks weight patterns in France shows.

Nearly 42 percent of the French population older than 15 years has a weight problem, an ObEpi-Roche survey showed on Tuesday. Almost a third is overweight and 12.4 percent is obese.

What to do? How about one of those subtle French PSAs?

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OBESITY KILLS
Attention ! Si vous êtes gros, ce n'est pas une critique !
[Graphic source: CNAO]

Well, that of course has had zero effect. Time to ready the French solution for everything.

FRANCE WEIGHS RAISING TAX ON FATTY FOODS

PARIS August 6, 2008 (WSJ) - Two French government agencies have recommended raising the sales tax on high-fat and high-sugar food and drinks in an attempt to fight an increasing obesity problem in France.

The report, expected to go before Parliament in the fall, calls for an increase in the value-added tax to 19.6% from the current 5.5% on foods that are high in fat, sugar and salt. It also targets snack foods, such as potato chips.

That is a big fat 356% increase.

JUNK FOOD LEADS TO FRENCH OBESITY

LONDON August 8, 2008 (ABC News) - More than one-third of the French are obese or overweight. A controversial memo submitted to the government recommends a tax increase on junk food... But would that deter families from buying chocolate bars, chips and soda? Not at all, says Paris-based nutritionist Dr. Arnaud Cocaul:
The tax idea is rather stupid. It is very difficult to say which product is good and which product is bad.

Even the Confederation Paysanne, an organization that defends traditional farmers and French-quality products, deemed the idea ludicrous. That opposition is surprising, given that the organization's flamboyant leader, Jose Bove, earned worldwide fame after he trashed a McDonald's restaurant and burned genetically modified corn fields in 1999. Philippe Colin, the confederation's national secretary:

This is scandalous. You may forbid some products because they are deemed unhealthy, but you cannot raise taxes on them, especially now that the French are struggling with rising food prices...just another tax to fix the government's budget situation.

And here we find ourselves agreeing with M. Colin. "Sin" taxes are fundamentally dishonest. If the "sin" poses a mortal danger to the public, the government has an obligation to forbid it. If the "sin" is a lifestyle choice of overindulgence or immobility, then the government should encourage better choices. But what government would survive imposing a limited national menu and a modest exercise regimen? A potato chip in and of itself does not cause obesity. Planting oneself and eating 10 pounds at a sitting day-in-day-out might, though not to a certainty.

Governments love "sin" taxes because -- as the hike contemplated here by the French illustrates -- the sky's the limit. The bigger the tax, the more rectifying virtue. It's all good.

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* See here and here.

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August 18, 2008

Pave: A Reminder I

Le jour 461 de Sarko

For those who wilfully forget. For those who are conveniently ignorant.

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You should as a matter of extreme urgency get in touch with M. Benes [Edvard Beneš, President of Czechoslovakia] in order to make sure of his agreement. I request you to express to him my deep emotion at the end of these negotiations -- and to assure him that it was not by my choice that no representative of Czechoslovakia was present. I have no doubt, however painful the sacrifices imposed by the present situation, that M. Benes will agree with me that it is of the highest importance, whilst safeguarding for the future the essential conditions enabling his country to retain its faith in its destiny, to save the Czechoslovak nation from the more redoubtable trial of war.

Edouard Daladier,
French Prime Minister
and Minister of National Defence and War,
communiqué to Georges Bonnet, French Foreign Minister,
urging the Czech nation to cut its throat
for comity between France and Germany
MUNICH September 30, 1938
(The French Yellow Book, Document №13)

Please make an immediate communication to M. Krofta [Kamil Krofta, Czech Foreign Minister] to express the sentiments of profound sympathy with which, from hour to hour, I have followed his noble and courageous personal handling of the situation during so painful a national trial. Please assure him of the admiration felt by myself and by all my countrymen for the strength of character and the incomparable self-control shown by all Czechoslovak leaders, whose clear-sightedness has done so much to protect their country from the horrors of war. Will you assure him of my most loyal personal friendship and of my desire to help him to the best of my ability in the constructive task which now lies before him. The dignity and the self-abnegation shown by the entire Czechoslovak nation afford proof of its reserves of strength and vitality, the best safeguard of her historical patrimony and of her proud and free destiny.

Georges Bonnet,
French Foreign Minister,
communiqué to Victor de Lacroix, French Minister in Prague,
expressing his sympathies having persuaded the Czech nation
to cut its own throat in furtherance of French interests
PARIS October 2, 1938
(The French Yellow Book, Document №14)

There follows a self-congratulating dispatch to all foreign posts describing the French plan ("...while conforming with the procedure contemplated in the British plan, considerably enlarged the zone of territory to be occupied by the Germans from the 1st of October.") that won over the Führer and the subsequent hard work endured in selling out Czechoslovakia (Document №15). But even the French realized the Münchner Abkommen was a house of cards. So a for-French-eyes-only dispatch went on the record laying the foundation for placing the blame on the British, whom the Führer found disagreeable ("With regard to France, he took a rather indulgent attitude but on the other hand he insisted bitterly on the fact that he could, so he said, discern in the British attitude the expression of a fundamental antagonism.", Document №17)

The note from the German Foreign Office goes further still. It unequivocally declares that an intervention of the Western Powers in Central Europe, in the shape of a guarantee in favour of the Czechoslovak State, would do more harm than good. ... Doubtless the note seems in places to deal with a "premature" guarantee, but, for those who understand, it is the whole conception of a guarantee of the new Czechoslovakia by the Western Powers which it rejects. ... All that part of Europe henceforward is a preserve of the Reich... Translated into clear language, this phrase means that the Western Powers have no longer any right to interest themselves in Central European affairs.

... At first sight this document is therefore anything but reassuring as to the immediate intentions of Hitler's policy towards Czechoslovakia.

Robert Coulondre,
French Ambassador in Berlin,
communiqué to Georges Bonnet describing
the unraveling of France's "talking cure" handiwork
BERLIN March 2, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №51)

By the time of this dispatch Germany's intentions toward Czechoslovakia were manifestly clear. But to admit this would be to admit that the whole diplomatic enterprise was a botch.

According to rumours which seem to be gaining strength, concentrations of German troops are taking place near the southern frontiers of Moravia and Slovakia. It should be observed that such rumours, for the time being are interpreted as a probable indication of Germany's desire, by intimidatory action, to exploit the situation created by her agents and to exercise pressure so as to extend her domination over Czechoslovakia.

Victor de Lacroix,
communiqué to Georges Bonnet describing
the further unraveling of France's diplomatic handiwork
PRAGUE March 10, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №53)

According to the declarations obtained by one of our correspondents this evening from a German who occupies an important post in one of the Ministries, the fate of Bohemia and Moravia is now settled. What Germany wants is the annexation of these provinces pure and simple. "It is not for the sake of Mgr. Tiso [Monsignor Jozef Tiso, President of the puppet Solvak Republic]," said the person in question, "that our divisions are marching and that we are mobilizing several major aircraft units. You should understand that we intend to settle the question finally. Today an ultimatum will be sent to the Prague Government. The answer we receive is immaterial. It will be overtaken by events by the time it reaches us."

Robert Coulondre,
communiqué to Georges Bonnet describing
the latest German diplomatic initiative
BERLIN March 13, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №56)

Until now the Munich Agreement has been presented even in Germany, as a vital element in the peace of Central Europe and, in a more general way, as a decisive step in the promotion of mutual confidence between the principal European Powers interested in the maintenance of that peace, among whom it should create both a formal basis for understanding and at the same time an atmosphere of cooperation which would prevent any future resort to force. ... It is therefore with the most concern that the French Government is following the development of events in Slovakia. The attitude to be adopted on this occasion by the Reich Government cannot but provide a lesson which will throw a light upon many essential questions for the future relations of Germany with the rest of Europe.

Georges Bonnet,
communiqué to Charles Corbin,
French Ambassador in London, and Robert Coulondre
expressing concern that the engineered Czech suicide
may have gained France nothing
PARIS March 14, 1939
(The French Yellow Book, Document №64)

But the lesson provided by the Reich was ignored and the Western European powers continued to blink beyond when blinking bought them nothing. [We pause for eyewash.] Only change "Führer" and "Germany" to "Putin" and "Russia" and this amazing series of dispatches becomes alarmingly contemporary with its weak-kneed hope-against-hope, its sputtering polite protests, and its tireless appetite for catered negotiations.

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August 17, 2008

Pave: Where Is The French Peace Mob? I

Le jour 460 de Sarko

The Ligue communiste Révoltionnaire (Revolutionary Communist League, LCR) in France decries a non-UN-sanctioned imperialist and oppressive power grab!

A tous les citoyens de France et d’Europe :

Tous ensemble, nous pouvons empêcher cette guerre !

Nous, citoyens et citoyennes de France et d’ Europe, nous luttons pour les droits sociaux et la justice sociale, pour la démocratie et contre toutes les formes d’oppression.

Nous croyons que la guerre qui se prépare, qu’elle se fasse sous le mandat de l’ONU ou non, sera catastrophique... Tous ceux qui pensent qu’une solution politique et démocratique doit s’imposer dans le règlement des conflits internationaux doivent s’opposer à cette guerre parce qu’elle augmentera le risque d’une catastrophe plus grande encore.

Le mouvement contre la guerre est massif dans tous les pays européens et des centaines de milliers de personnes se sont déjà mobilisées dans la rue.

Nous en appelons à tous les mouvements et à tous les citoyens et citoyennes de France et d’Europe afin qu’ils se mobilisent de manière coordonnée au niveau européen.

Nous appelons les autorités françaises et le parlement à utiliser tous les moyens en leur pouvoir pour empêcher la guerre contre l’Irak.

[To all citizens of France and Europe:

We, he-citizens and she-citizens of France and Europe, we fight for the social rights and social justice, democracy, and against all the forms of oppression.

We believe that the war being readied, not under the mandate of the UN, will be catastrophic... All those who think that a political and democratic solution is essential in the regulation of international conflicts must be opposed to this war because it will further increase the risk of a greater catastrophe.

The movement against the war is massive in all the European countries and hundreds of thousands of people are already mobilized in the street.

We call on all the movements and all the he-citizens and she-citizens of France and Europe so that they mobilize coordinated at the European level.

We call on the French authorities and the Parliament to use all means in their power to prevent the war against Iraq.]

Appel à la manifestation du 14 décembre 2003,
et constitution du comité
(LCR)

Oh. [Pause.] Oh. Wait. [Pause.] That was a call to protest a good 4 months before the American-led coalition liberated Iraq.

Well, Russia has been in Georgia since August 6, the LCR must be hopping mad about this violation of the international order, the violence to Georgian sovereignty, the lack of UN legitimacy, the civilian deaths, the wanton destruction, the blatant oil grab.

Let's see what the LCR is doing about all this.

Hhmmm. Notihng here. Nothing here either. Nope. Nada. Zilch.

Nothing. [Pause.] The LCR appears to have no idea that Russia is trashing their inviolable solution politique et démocratique dans le règlement des conflits internationaux.

Shameless.

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August 16, 2008

Pave: Weenies And Warsaw

Le jour 459 de Sarko

One can forget about any talk about Georgia's territorial integrity because, I believe, it is impossible to persuade South Ossetia and Abkhazia to agree with the logic that they can be forced back into the Georgian state.

Sergey Lavrov,
Russian Foreign Minister,
explaining that Russia has not invaded Georgia,
Russia is only securing its own natural enlargement
GORI, Georgia August 14, 2008 (Fox/AP)

Well, since Russia here confirms what the EU has already forgotten, that only leaves serving Russia dessert. And testily looking to America to pick up the tab.

Once again, it turns out that the real decisions in this organization [scil., EU] are being made between Berlin and Paris. Saying that the Union will have a common policy toward Russia is laughable.

Lech Kaczynski,
President of Poland,
describing the "more equal" among equals EU principle
(infra)

POLISH PRESIDENT CRITICIZES FRANCE, GERMANY

WARSAW August 16, 2008 (IHT) - Poland's president criticized the way France and Germany have handled the crisis between Russia and Georgia, accusing them Saturday of being too soft on Moscow due to their commercial ties with Russia.

Lech Kaczynski also said that European Union policy was being decided by the two EU giants without taking into consideration the views of new EU members such as Poland that once fell under Moscow's control during the Cold War.

... Poland and the ex-Soviet republics of Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia, all new EU members, have sharply condemned Russia for its military incursion into Georgia amid the conflict in South Ossetia.

After the fighting broke out, the presidents of the four countries issued a joint statement calling Russia's policy "imperialist and revisionist" and urging NATO and the European Union to stand up to Moscow.

Leaders from those four nations followed that up with a trip in recent days to Tbilisi, joined by Ukraine's President Viktor Yushchenko, to show their support to Georgia.

... The already chilly ties worsened significantly in the past days, with a Russian general threatening an attack — even a nuclear one — against Poland on Friday because Warsaw agreed to allow a planned U.S. missile defense site in its borders.

Hear that? [Silence.] That is the outrage and condemnation of France for pre-emptive war, for war without UN sanction, for unilateralism, for military action without consultation. [The silence of space.]

In Europa no one can hear you scream.

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Pave: Gallia Ecclesiæ Primogenita Filia

Le jour 459 de Sarko

Another secular moment in France.

CHAGALL WINDOW SHATTERED IN FRANCE

August 14, 2008 (NYT) - Part of a stained-glass window by the artist Marc Chagall was shattered by vandals in France over the weekend, The Associated Press reported. Culture ministry officials said the glass had been smashed when thieves broke into the Saint-Étienne Cathedral [Cathédrale Saint-Charles-de-Borromé de Saint-Étienne] in Metz. A hole measuring 24 inches by 26 inches, above, was smashed in at the bottom of the 1963 Chagall window, which depicts a scene of Adam and Eve, according to Emmanuel Étienne, an architect for the culture ministry:
They didn’t take anything important, just souvenir medallions and brass crowns from statues.

The vandals also drew graffiti on the cathedral’s stones.

Cheap sacramentals being of less importance to the French Cultural Ministry than goods by a name artist with a ready market.

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August 14, 2008

Do the French love their children?

It may seem like a harsh and strange title, but this summer had me wondering.

There are undeserving parents everywhere and we all know the accidents presented below happen everywhere. But since mid-July - only a month -, there has been some kind of pattern, trend or loi des séries over here.

A [2 & 1/2 year old] child dies forbidden in a car [parked] under direct sun
July 15, 2008

French father hangs daughters [2 & 7 years old], commits suicide
July 16, 2008

Eunice, 3 years old, disappeared on Sunday, found dead in a Meaux pond
July 28, 2008

Little girl [4 years old] shot with hunting rifle [fired by her grand-mother's boyfriend] during party celebrated with alcohol
August 1, 2008

11 year-old dies after being accidentally killed by friend [manipulating] rifle
August 6, 2008

Baby killed by stone [thrown] in Corsica: two teenagers jailed
August 6, 2008

Var: 6 year-old child left in car being taken care of by police
August 6, 2008

Car parked in direct sun: two children [3 months old and 3 years old] saved
August 6, 2008

Child [5 years old] found dead in his bathtub after being beaten [by his father]
August 6, 2008

Christophe, 2 years old, dies crushed by trailer [accidentally ran over by his grand-father]
August 7, 2008

Child [2 years old] forgotten in car: a father arrested in the Yvelines
August 7, 2008

A mother [35 years old] kills her 2 children [7 & 10 years old] and kills herself
August 8, 2008

Driver hits father and son: one dead [the 3 year-old kid]
August 10, 2008

8 year-old dies in Benirdorm [Alicante, Spain] after being dragged by aquatic motorcycle
August 11, 2008

A [13 year-old] teenager dies forgotten in a car
August 12, 2008

Two little girls [1 & 2 years old] die in a fire in the Drôme
August 12, 2008

Death of a two year old child: the father and his girlfriend jailed
August 12, 2008

Marseilles: mystery surrounds abandoned [2 and a half year-old] child
August 13, 2008

7 year-old child dies crushed by hay bale
August 14, 2008

7 year-old child from Nice drowns in summer camp
August 14, 2008

Father sued after leaving [5 year-old] child alone in park
August 14, 2008

An article sums up the situation: "News are cruel for children this summer. Almost not a single day without young lives being abruptly interrupted..."

Like the government was deemed responsible by many for the death of 15,000 persons during the 2003 heatwave because the State should take care of our elderly, maybe today the parents are waiting for the State to take care of our children. After taking care of them, of course.

A colleague of mine once said in front of me that women should not be egoist: they should have children. Indeed, he continued, if they don't have children, who is going to pay our pensions? Huh.

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August 13, 2008

Pave: "Blood Will Flow"

Le jour 456 de Sarko

In France when the government inconveniences you, if you deem the social order regressive, or should accommodations be insufficiently generous, well, just huddle up with like-minded yobs and destroy something.

SITUATION 'UNCONTROLLABLE' AS WINEMAKERS
GO ON RAMPAGE IN SOUTHERN FRANCE

March 7, 2006 (Decanter) - Disenchanted winemakers attacked police vehicles, wine tankers and négociants yesterday in a further attempt to elicit financial help from the government. Over 100 winemakers, masked and armed with crowbars and sledgehammers, began the day by descending on a wine depot in the Mediterranean port of Sète.

The group attacked an Italian wine tanker and emptied its contents, several thousand litres of Italian wine, onto the tarmac. More wine was spilled shortly after when the winemakers stormed La Navale Française – another négociant in Sète... Several thousand hectolitres of wine were sent gushing out of opened vats, flooding the quayside before the demonstrators took to the roads.

The winemakers formed a rolling roadblock on the A9 motorway between Montpellier and Béziers and attacked police vehicles, including a motorcycle, with sledgehammers. One police van was set alight.

FRENCH WINE 'RADICALS' THREATEN MORE VIOLENCE
December 12, 2006 (beveragedaily.com)

CRAV WINE MILITANTS ISSUE ULTIMATUM

May 21, 2007 (beveragedaily.com) - French wine militants have warned the country's new president, Nicolas Sarkozy, there will be more violence if he does not offer more support to the sector.

Several balaclava-clad men claiming to represent militant winemaker group, Comite d'Action Regionale Viticole (CRAV), made their threats in a video passed to the France 3 television channel in Languedoc Roussillon. Addressing the new president, Nicolas Sarkozy, they said:

If in one month nothing has changed and prices have not risen, then the winemakers will emerge from the maquis (hinterlands) and act. ... Winemakers, we call on you to revolt. We are at the point of no return. If Sarkozy does not have the sense to support the wine sector, he will be responsible for what happens.

It is thought more violence is likely in the wake of EU plans to reform Europe's wine sector. Formal proposals, to be announced on 4 July, may involve ripping up 400,000 hectares of vines and Languedoc Roussillon is expected to be one of the areas worst hit.

CRAV's latest threat comes only a few weeks after claiming responsibility for minor explosions at several supermarkets in Languedoc. No one was injured, but one source close to CRAV has told BeverageDaily that may change. He said central leaders had always warned against injuring people, but their power has disintegrated and splinter factions containing more radical elements were now acting on their own.

It is understood the group contained more than 800 members last year.

FRANCE'S WINE TERRORISTS

PARIS August 1, 2008 (Time) - Hurting from over-production and cheap imports, and punished lately by the rising cost of gas, a small group of local wine growers has resorted to "wine terrorism" in a violent attempt to shock the French government into helping them.

... CRAV's commando operations began with the 2005 bombing of a state agricultural building. CRAV members, or independent sympathizers, have repeatedly carried out bombings or acts of vandalism since, including three acts of property destruction in a 10-day span in May this year alone. In mid-July, CRAV logos were discovered spray-painted at a Narbonne agriculture collective whose vandalized vats had drained nearly 132,000 gallons of wine on the ground — an estimated loss of around $450,000. Last year, it sent a video to newly-elected President Nicolas Sarkozy demanding assistance to the region's grape growers, or

"blood will flow".

Quixotic as it may seem to outsiders, the group — and many Langeudoc-Rousillon growers who support its aims while condemning the violence used to achieve them — want the French government to protect them from a rapidly globalizing market. Foreign wine from cheaper producers such as Italy, Spain, Australia, the US, and South America — where costs can be one-fifth of those in France — has saturated the market, and driven down demand for locally-grown grapes. That has depressed the price Langeudoc-Rousillon growers get for their crops by up to 50% in recent years.

With revenues plummeting and production costs on the rise thanks in part to escalating gas prices, local farmers are demanding financial aid from Paris. But European Union rules limit how much help the French government can extend; Brussels has repeatedly urged growers to cut costs by letting nearly 500,000 acres of land lie fallow, and swap plonk production for more expensive, higher quality wine.

... Jérôme Soulère's lawyer, Jean-Marie Bourland, doesn't justify his client's avowed acts of destruction, but sympathizes with his client's predicament.

We're in a country where, alas, our leaders don't pay attention to well-behaved, and listen to those who leave them no choice. ... For some, I suppose, posing a bomb is their attempt to pose a question.

What CRAV might want to consider is that a government that has made their industry dependent on government is probably not where the solution lies. CRAV also might want to awaken to the fact that there is no lasting protection from the free market. You are either in or out. If you are out then the government becomes your principal customer and, on a commercial basis, governments are notoriously cheap.

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August 12, 2008

Pave: War Talk Redux

Le jour 455 de Sarko

The France of only yesterday...

I wish to reiterate here that for France war can only be the last resort, and collective responsibility, the rule. ... [T]hat holds true for Iraq and for all the crises that we will have to confront together.

Dom "la Mouette" de Villepin,
Then French Foreign Minister,
posturing as a moral exemplar
NEW YORK March 19, 2003 (French Embassy UK)

We consider that all military action not endorsed by the international community, through, in particular, the Security Council, was both illegitimate and illegal, is illegitimate and illegal. And we have not changed our view on that.

Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack,
posturing as a moral exemplar
ÉVIAN-LES-BAINS June 3, 2003 (BBC)

The France of today.

La France réitère son attachement à la souveraineté et à l'intégrité territoriale de la Géorgie dans ses frontières internationalement reconnues.

[France reiterates its commitment to Georgia's sovereignty and territorial integrity within its internationally recognized borders.]

Situation en Ossétie du sud, Géorgie
Déclaration officielle du Ministere
des affaires etrangeres et europeennes
PARIS 8 août 2008 (Quai d'Orsay)

You might think the above communiqué puts France squarely in Georgia's corner. [Pause to nod knowingly.] Think again.

KOUCHNER: SARKOZY TO HEAD TO MOSCOW
TO MEDIATE IN CAUCASUS

PARIS August 11, 2008 (M&C) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy is to travel to Moscow on Tuesday to mediate in the Caucasus conflict, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner said in an interview with radio RTL in the Georgian capital Tbilisi Monday.

... Kouchner, in the interview, reiterated his support for a ceasefire and a withdrawal of troops from the area. He also called for access to victims and an undertaking in writing from both sides to renounce further violence.

Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili had 'accepted almost all proposals,' Kouchner said. The EU and Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) should play an important political role in mediation, he added.

'It is a war of bombing and mortars,' Kouchner said. 'There have already been numerous civilian casualties.' He refrained, however, from condemning the latest Russian bombing. M. Kouchner:

If I condemn, I can no longer hear both sides.

Ah, France rediscovers overdelicacy in diplomacy -- the mincing non-statement, the leveling of right with wrong, the principled position of cringe opportunism. [Pause.]

Let us pretend like M. Kouchner that there are two legitimate sides. First there is Georgia and its sovereign territory, which it believes it has a duty to administer and keep intact. Next there is Russia and its army operating under a UNSCR resolution leading a coalition of several score nations coming to the aid of a Russian-backed rebel Georgian province. [Pause.]

We are of course pretending. Like the non-judgmental M. Kouchner. There is no flimsy UNSCR sanctioning a Russian invasion of Georgia. There is no Russian-led international coalition. No. There is only Russia doing as it pleases in Georgia.

¡No Pasarán! has translated several philosophical comments on the Russian invasion from Le Monde readers. By philosophical we mean virulently anti-American, which passes for philosophy in much of France. These thoughtful readers -- with perhaps several philosophical droolers in the mix -- applaud Russia and condemn America. Why? [We search the heavens. Nothing.]

Our guess is that Europa applauds to cover its cringe. Criticize America, hate America, believe the worst of America -- and still "dark America" is not going to invade your Euro-state. Raise a hackle in the Kremlin and Russia will find cause to visit your Euro-state and make a permanent impression.

Without an American NATO, Western Europa does not dare to blink, to weakly tongue-cluck.

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POODLE PIDDLE
Strong Principled Listening

[Original graphic (unmodified): obeythepurebreed.com]


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August 11, 2008

Pave: "The Americans? We're going to smash them." Redux

Le jour 454 de Sarko

I felt that I was in the lead. I knew I had to accelerate, but it got harder. Of course, we are a bit disappointed, but (silver) is a nice medal.

Alain Bernard,
disappointed smasher
and French celebrity Olympic swimmer,
explaining why the fittest natatory competitor,
believed by him to be himself, with a body-length advantage
in the final 50m of the 400m relay, was beaten by
non-celebrity American swimmer, Jason Lezak,
seven years Bernard's senior
August 11, 2008 (DMN)

A bit disappointed?

L'ex-recordman du monde de la spécialité, qui a passé près de 10 minutes accroupi dans les toilettes du Cube d'eau, la tête dans les mains, semblait encore sous le choc. "Alain est touché. Partir dernier relayeur en tête et se faire battre, on n'en sort pas indemne", a reconnu le directeur technique national, Claude Fauquet. ... Afin d'évacuer la frustration d'une course aussi cruelle que magnifique, de les relancer dans les épreuves individuelles, et d'éviter qu'Alain Bernard ne soit non seulement touché, mais aussi coulé.

Yes. Well, silver is nice if handled with a little grace. [Pause.] When the vain fall, they fall hard.

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Pave: "The Americans? We're going to smash them."

Le jour 454 de Sarko

Trash-talking Frenchman Alain Bernard makes his boast before delivering the goods. Now, placing second in a world-class competition, France looks like a loser. Nice going, Bernard.

I'M FAVOURITE AND WE'LL SMASH US: BERNARD

August 7, 2008 (ABC-AU/Reuters) - World record holder Alain Bernard has opened the war of words for the Olympic swimming competition, stating he was the favourite for the 100 metres freestyle and the French relay squad would "smash" the Americans.

... France with a team including Amaury Leveaux, Frederic Gilot and Frederick Bousquet clocked 3:12.54 in June, only 0.08 seconds from the world mark and Bernard was bullish ahead of Sunday's 4x100 freestyle relay heats. Alain Bernard:

The Americans? We're going to smash them. That's what we came here for.

That was last week. Today M. Bernard, a gifted athlete, is a donkey.

SMASHING WIN FOR U.S., PHELPS

BEIJING August 11, 2008 (Baltimore Sun) - The U.S. 400-meter freestyle relay team of Phelps, Cullen Jones, Garret Weber-Gale and Jason Lezak came from behind to win the gold medal, upsetting France, and the biggest hero of the day turned out to be Lezak, the American anchor and captain of the entire team.

Lezak trailed France's Alain Bernard -- who started the day as the world record holder in the 100-meter freestyle -- by half a body length when the two swimmers turned from the final wall. But Lezak slowly closed the gap, reeling in Bernard an inch at a time, and he out-touched the Frenchman by eight-hundredths of a second to win gold in a world-record time of 3 minutes, 8.24 seconds.

Please note, it is Alain Bernard himself, enjoying a half-body length advantage for an all-but-certain-win, who does not deliver. It is Alain Bernard himself, the self-declared fittest competitor at the games,* who fails to out-duel the oldest swimmer** on the American relay squad.

The Americans' relay victory was all the more sweet considering the way France declared itself the favorite prior to the Olympics. The Frenchmen weren't shy about repeating it either. In a news conference prior to the start of the Games, Bernard, who boasts a tattoo of a shark on his abdomen, was asked what he thought about his country's chances against the United States.

"The Americans?" Bernard said. "We will smash them."

Several of Bernard's teammates followed his lead, even going so far as to suggest that the Americans were scared of the French.

"This morning, [coach] Bob (Bowman) had said the French were saying some stuff, talking a little bit of trash," Phelps said. "It fired me up more than anything else. I told Garret, and he said 'You know what?' We're going to let our swimming do the talking." Jason Lezak:

When I flipped at the 50, and saw how far ahead he was, knowing he was the world record holder, for a split second a thought crossed my mind: There is no way. But I said 'You know what? This is ridiculous. This is the Olympics and I'm here for the United States of America. I don't care how bad it hurts.' Honestly, in like five seconds, I was thinking all these things. I just got like a super charge and just took it from there. It was unreal.

Lezak's closing leg (46.06) was the fastest relay split ever.

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ALAIN SWIMS FOR BERNARD. JASON SWIMS FOR AMERICA.
U.S. 400-Meter Freestyle Relay Team (L to R)
Garret Weber-Gale, Jason Lezak, Michael Phelps And Cullen Jones

[Photo source: Baltimore Sun/Getty Images]

[Hat tip: V de T via ¡No Pasarán!]

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* Alain Bernard (supra):

The 100 metres favourite, it's me. If I didn't believe I was, I wouldn't be here at all. I've always said that 10 to 15 swimmers could be on the podium. But physically, I'm on top. I'm fitter than I was at the French championships, fitter than I was at the European championships.

** Jason Lezak is 32 years old. Alain Bernard is 25 years old.

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August 09, 2008

Pave: Missed The Boat

Le jour 452 de Sarko

COLOSSAL DÉFICIT COMMERCIAL FRANÇAIS,
QUI CONTRASTE AVEC L'EXCÉDENT ALLEMAND

[COLOSSAL FRENCH TRADE DEFICIT,
CONTRASTS WITH GERMAN SURPLUS]
7 août 2008 (Dépêche)

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[Source: Patrice Deré, AFP/Douanes]

[Hat tip: Janina]

MADE IN FRANCE, GOING NOWHERE*

LONDON August 7, 2008 (Forbes) - Want to know why France's trade deficit hit a record high last month, while Germany's trade surplus grew at its fastest rate in two years? Look no further than Russia.

Russia may have lots of energy resources at its disposal, and it benefits from exporting them, but it also needs to import as well. Capital goods, cars, machinery and equipment all wind their way towards Moscow, and that is precisely why Germany is prospering while France dithers. Gilles Moec, economist with Bank of America:

France has, to a great extent, missed the boat on globalization [and here]. Germany has expanded internationally and taken in the emerging markets, in sectors like the auto industry. France, in this regard, is still quite muted.

The problem is a structural one. Germany's dedicated focus to its export industry has pushed companies to spread their cost base wide, build up their international supply chains and to satisfy emerging-market demand for capital goods.

Meanwhile, France's track record of strong domestic growth after World War II meant that international expansion and exports were never seen as necessary, or even a good thing, leaving luxury consumer goods and food as the only real strong points for French international trade.

The figures speak for themselves. French exports to Russia totaled 5.7 billion euros ($8.7 billion) last year, while Germany's were nearly five times bigger, at 28.1 billion euros ($43.1 billion).

... So it might not be wise to simply blame the strong euro, or high energy prices, for France's trade deficit. After all, the exchange rate is the same for France's Renault, as it is for Germany's BMW or Daimler (nyse: DAI - news - people ). Only the cost base and the products are different--as is the brand power of "Made In Germany."

Ah. [Pause.] Well, as Tony Blair might say to Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack:

Well, France gave its support [and this and this and here and this ] but I did not see much in return [and this and this and this and now this]. I am not sure that it is in the nature of our Russian friends at the moment to return favours systematically.

Or something along those lines. Except that Tony Blair is not a mal élevé bore who thinks the world waits on his mood swings.

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* France is a recognized destination of going nowhere.

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August 08, 2008

Pave: Hyped Economy VIII

Le jour 451 de Sarko

As we can see since 2001, the gap between government forecast and reality will remain significant.

Marc Touati,
chief economist, Global Equities,
commenting on successive French governments
to the present talking up hope eternal
PARIS January 15, 2008 (fxstreet.com/Dow Jones)

FRANCE'S LAGARDE SAYS INSEE GROWTH FORECASTS
'EXCESSIVELY PESSIMISTIC'

PARIS June 20, 2008 (Forbes/Thomson Financial) - Insee said yesterday that French GDP growth will slow to 1.6 percent in 2008 as France starts to feel the effects of the global economic slowdown. Its full-year GDP growth forecast is slightly below the French government's current target range of 1.7 to 2.0 percent.

Nothing seems to discourage Mdm. Lagarde's economic boosterism of the French economy. Certainly not bad news.*

FRENCH INDUSTRIAL CONFIDENCE
'HITS THREE-YEAR LOW'

PARIS July 24, 2008 (AFP) — French industrialists are the gloomiest about business prospects for three years, a survey by the statistics institute INSEE showed on Thursday, pointing to a sharper economic slowdown in coming months.

FRENCH CONSUMER CONFIDENCE
DIPS TO NEW RECORD LOW

July 29, 2008 (RTTNews) - The French consumer confidence fell to a new record low in July, results of a [INSEE] monthly consumer confidence survey showed. Meanwhile, official data revealed that producer price inflation increased in June... The latest business survey report released by the INSEE revealed that demand in the French manufacturing industry fell noticeably in the second quarter and business leaders expect a further decline in demand in the third quarter.

French housing starts declined 28.2% in three months to June, larger than the 21.6% fall recorded during three months to May, official data showed. Meanwhile, housing permits showed a 15.3% decrease. For three months to May, decline in housing permits was 19.9%.

This is a new record low from the record low of June.

FRANCE'S TRADE DEFICIT SWELLS TO RECORD HIGH IN JUNE

PARIS August 7, 2008 (Guardian/Reuters) - France's trade deficit ballooned to a record high in June... The value of imports outstripped exports by 5.6 billion euros ($8.7 billion)... The deficit far exceeded the 4.6 billion euros expected in a Reuters survey of economists, fuelling expectations for weak, or even no economic growth in the second quarter.

Bad news is only a foil for better-days-just-around-the-corner headlines.

LAGARDE SAYS UPTURN FOR FRENCH ECONOMY
A POSSIBILITY FROM H2 2009

PARIS July 15, 2008 (Reuters/Thomson Financial) - Finance minister Christine Lagarde said GDP growth in France in 2008 is likely to be at the bottom of the range of the official forecast and that an upturn is a possibility from the second half of next year.

FRENCH MINISTER SEES INFLATION RATE
FALLING OFF 17-YEAR HIGH IN COMING MONTHS

PARIS July 22, 2008 (IHT/AP) - French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde said Tuesday she expects the inflation rate to start falling in the months ahead as the economy absorbs last year's rise in fuel and food prices.

"Inflation will fall in coming months," she told reporters, adding that the rate for July will remain high.

Focus on the fabulous future -- this is a neat French trick. "Coming months", ah, dear skimmer, why that is anywhere from September to the eschaton. We explain how you too can perform neat tricks like a French finance minister here.

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* Also see posts here and here.

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August 06, 2008

Pave: Bad News Is Good News

Le jour 449 de Sarko

Same story, different headlines.

AIR FRANCE-KLM PROFIT DROPS 59% ON OIL BILL

LONDON August 5, 2008 (MarketWatch) - Air France-KLM on Tuesday reported a 59% profit decline for its fiscal first quarter, as fuel surcharges weren't nearly enough to counter a sky-high fuel bill.

The last of the major European airlines to report earnings, Air France-KLM said its profit fell to 168 million euros (USD $260 million) from 415 million euros.

Revenue rose 6% to 6.29 billion euros after a passenger traffic rise of 3.7%.

Analysts, on average, were looking for a profit of 145 million euros on revenue of 6.27 billion euros.

In the glum story AF-KLM betters both revenue and profit expectations by almost 16%.

AIR FRANCE PROFIT BEATS FORECASTS

August 6, 2008 (The Age) - Air France-KLM Group, Europe's largest airline, reported first-quarter profit that exceeded analysts' estimates as the carrier sold more business-class tickets and protected itself from record fuel costs with hedging contracts.

... Net income for the three months through June 30 dropped 60% to 168 million euros (USD $260 million), or 54 cents a share, compared with the 152 million-euro median estimate of seven analysts surveyed by Bloomberg.

But in the bright story AF-KLM only beats the forecast average by 10.5%, or a 52% fall-off from the glum news report.

Imagine the numbers had AF-KLM serviced all passenger classes.

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August 04, 2008

Pave: Life In France, VI

Le jour 447 de Sarko

Paysans lighten the burdens of wedlock by making a gift of them to the neighbors.

RACY GOINGS-ON IN LA FRANCE PROFONDE
The Wife-Swapping Club Comes To Rural Normandy

August 4, 2008 (Independent) - The nearest town to our house in Normandy is a sad place which has never fully recovered from the summer of 1944. ... The population is ageing and glum. Excitement is hard to find.

A few days ago work began on renovating a long-closed shop on the town's main square. Would this be yet another estate agent selling houses without roofs to the British? Or something more interesting? A hand-written red and white sign appeared in the window. The sign read:

Opening here soon, Wife Swapping Club.

Clubs Echangistes are an accepted part of the entertainment industry in France. Paris has more than 60 of them. That, however, is the wicked big city. An officially proclaimed, rural wife-swapping club – next to the notary's office – seemed too good to be true. On closer inspection, the red-and -white sign in the tiny shop-front added the following details.

    On peut apporter son mari, son chien, son âne, sa belle-mère.

A separate sign read:

    Fully booked until 20 August.

Was this meant to be a satire on the submerged, sexual oddities of rural life? I asked the man painting the inside of the shop. He shrugged. "It's meant to be funny, I think," he said.

Yesterday, a new sign had appeared next to the other ones.

    By popular demand, we will open on Sunday. After Mass.

More life as eeked out in France here, here, here, here, and here.

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August 03, 2008

Pave: Socialist Paradise In Decline: Vacation

Le jour 446 de Sarko

Le but de la politique que je propose n'est pas de maintenir stable le pouvoir d'achat, il est de l'augmenter. Le but, ce n'est pas la stagnation, c'est le progrès. Le but, ce n'est pas le minimum, mais le maximum.

[The goal of the policies that I am proposing is not to keep purchasing power stable, it is to increase it. The goal is not stagnation, it is progress. The goal is not the minimum, but the maximum.]

Sarko,
then aspiring candidat du pouvoir d’achat,
now Président de la République and pocket reformer
Ensemble (Paris: XO Editions, 2007)

NEARLY HALF FRENCH WILL NOT TAKE SUMMER HOLIDAY

July 31, 2008 (RFI) - Nearly half of all French people have decided to forego the most hallowed of Gallic traditions this year: August holidays. Some 42 per cent of the population say they will not take a summer holiday and blame a lower standard of living for not heading for the mountains and beaches, according to a study commissioned by the French Communist Party's paper l'Humanité.

Pardon, allow us a caveat. It is in the interests of the French Communist Party (Parti communiste français, PCF) to find such a finding. The Communists who continually run for the presidency and lose, have participated in only two Ve Republic governments (the first-term Mitterand cabinet and the Jospin** cohabitation cabinet, see Arnaud's comment below). A spent force (and this and here), the Communists have no record of social accomplishments, so the next best thing is to rob accomplished political parties of accomplishments. It is also in the PCF's interests that the rhetoric of the sorry lot of the French worker never be lessened, otherwise why elect the Communists? What hope the revolution?

That said, this is a survey of intentions, not a record of events. It is likely that many of the no-vacation responses are complaints and, come August, these respondents will be off to the beach or campground leaving their cares behind them.*

Polls show that declining purchasing power [and here] has become the principal concern for most French people, taking over from employment in Autumn 2007, and adding to the decline in popularity of President Nicolas Sarkozy, whose main election slogan was "Work more to earn more".

Restaurants and cafés have felt the penny-pinching by French consumers according to the UMIH, the national restaurant union, reporting that clientele numbers fell 20 to 30 per cent in July alone.

Hotels have reported a better showing, but vacationers are trying to bargain for hotel rooms at the lowest possible price, president Yannick Fassaert of the tourist association Gites en France told L'Humanité.

"Lowest possible price"? [Pause.] How radical. How unsporting. Where is yesterday's "economic patriotism"?

In fact, more than a quarter of all French save money to go on vacation, according to the study. And 56 per cent who are hitting the road are staying closer to home, due to rising petrol prices.

... The Communist Party takes a particular interest in the question because the right to paid vacations in France was granted by the country's first-ever left-wing government, the 1936 Popular Front which the party supported.***

A reach-back to 1936 is indicative of the bold retrospective thinking found among today's French Communists.

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* Cares such as Mamie et Papy. See also here, here, here, and here.

** Lionel Jospin (16.18%) lost to M. Le Pen (16.86%) and Jack (19.88%) in the presidential 1er tour in 2002 and retired for good from politics. He unretired to shill for the EU constitution, which was voted down by the French (57.26%/42.74%). He re-retired. He un-re-retired to present himself as a Socialist présidentiable in 2006, was quickly disabused, and re-re-retired.

*** And pointedly did not participate in (soutien sans participation) as association would sully Communist principles and compromise the forever-over-the-horizon revolution. Association might also lead to collegial sentimentalism, making any accompanying post-revolutionary score-settling awkward.

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August 01, 2008

Pave: Who To Believe? France Or Those Lying Jews? IX Redux

Le jour 444 de Sarko

Non, la France n'est pas un pays antisémite. ... La France n'accepte pas l'antisémitisme ; elle le combat. Mais elle n'accepte pas non plus les accusations qui touchent à son honneur.

[No, France is not an anti-Semitic country. ... France does not accept anti-semitism; she fights it. But neither does she accept charges that wound her honor.]

Ex-Jack,
then-president of anti-Semite-free France,
explaining how France while battling
French anti-Semitism morning, noon, and night,
cannot, as a point of honor, acknowledge
claims of anti-Semiticsm in France
PALAIS DE L'ÉLYSÉE February 13, 2004
(Élysée/Yedioth Aharonoth)

In June of this year a lone Jewish teenager, identified by his kippa, was brutally beaten by a Parisian gang of 15 to 20 "youths" and left in a coma. What was plain was that the victim was a Jew and, from eye witnesses, the attackers were Maghrébins (North Africans). The tough call for the French media was how to report this savage attack without giving offense or not too much offense or the least offense possible to the Maghrébin community. Ever resourceful in new approaches to the facts the French press conjured up "intercommunitarian strife", a sort of Jewish-Maghrebi West Side Story minus the catchy tunes or dance numbers or the nice Natalie Wood-Richard Beymer love interest.

Now the story was Rudy Haddad, a Jewish gang member with a police record, is caught alone on the turf of a rival Maghrebi gang. Mayhem ensues. [Heads nod knowingly.]

There was only one small fail-point in this everyone's-to-blame fairy tale. [Pause.]

No complementary Jewish gang.

Nidra Poller, perhaps the most intelligent and trusted reporter in France (and here), provides a believable exposition.

HATE

PARIS July 31, 2008 (WSJ) - The brutal mob beating of a Jewish teenager in full view of witnesses at the end of a summer afternoon marks an ominous development in the hate crimes that have plagued France since the fall of 2000.

... As if to camouflage the horror of a brazen aggression, French media framed 17-year-old Rudy Haddad's beating in an incongruous narrative of turf battles between Jewish gangs and African and Maghrebi gangs. Confused accounts of the June 21 fights that ended with the attack against Rudy -- portrayed as a tough guy with a police record -- curiously recall the "cycle of violence" treatment of the Arab-Israeli conflict, where Palestinian terror attacks and Israeli efforts to prevent them are judged as morally equivalent. In Rudy's case, officials and reporters contravened the customary self-imposed gag rule and immediately pinned an ethno-religious label on the "youths" who, according to witnesses, bashed Rudy's skull, broke his ribs, jumped up and down on his inert body with all their might shouting "dirty Jew," and left him in a coma. But every account ended with a line about "intercommunitarian strife" that placed half the blame on the victim. The exact nature of these Jewish gangs was left in the dark...

To reaffirm the good reputation of his district, Socialist Mayor Roger Madec organized a "fraternal gathering" in front of the City Hall on July 3. Reporters were greeted by a press attaché who hastened to inform them that this was not a "purely" anti-Semitic attack -- the Jewish gangs, you know.

With the exception of Richard Prasquier, the president of the Jewish umbrella organization CRIF [Conseil Représentatif des Institutions juives de France] who asked what is being done about the hatred that fired the unspeakable violence against a 17-year-old simply because he is Jewish, the other speakers sang the praises of good neighborly diversity and warned the media not to pin anti-this and anti-that labels on the "regrettable incident." None of these other speakers thought to address Mr. Prasquier's question.

... In France, where racial, religious, national or ethnic breakdown of population statistics is forbidden, and where applying such labels to criminals is taboo, the term "youth" is used to hide the identity of thugs, even when their identity is visible in TV footage. The taboo was exceptionally lifted in Rudy's case to sustain the narrative of intercommunitarian strife. The fortuitous discovery -- or invention -- of Jewish gangs imposed a corresponding African and Maghrebi label.

Since tough laws and improved police work have not put a stop to the harassment of Jews, some young Jewish men are trying to defend themselves. Much was made of Rudy's "police record." In fact, his "record" consisted of an attempt to defend a friend who'd been knocked to the ground by a group of Muslims who came to break up a Hanukkah candle-lighting ceremony in honor of kidnapped Israeli soldiers. Rudy fought them off with his motorcycle helmet, which became in legal terms an "arm by destination."

... The Rudy Haddad story leaped back onto the front pages on July 10 with the arrest of seven "youths" who turned out to be in their mid- to late 20s. Two have been arraigned and jailed: an African, identified as Sekou M., and a North African, Foued O. The latter, who is a career air force corporal, is accused of bashing Rudy's head with a crutch. Another African, Boubacar C., suspected of involvement in the machete attack, has been charged and released while awaiting trial. The implication of husky, mature men in the attacks that raged that day and culminated in the savage beating of a Jewish teen further undermines the narrative of mere squabbles among youngsters.

And here is a telling anecdote about the rule of law in the very heart of France:

A woman told me she witnessed another violent fight near the City Hall [in Paris's 19th arrondissement] in midafternoon. Fearing someone would get killed -- the (African and Maghrebi) assailants were beating their victims with iron bars -- she asked the policemen on duty to intervene. One of them shrugged and said, "They should all go home."

Worth the full read.

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July 31, 2008

Pave: Une nation qui rayonne dans le monde VI

Le jour 443 de Sarko

La population est inquiète et ne croit plus aux chiffres officiels.

[The local population is worried and no longer believes official figures.]

André-Yves Becq,
deputy mayor of Bollène,
describing local confidence
in official versions of events
17 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

EVACUATION AT FRENCH NUCLEAR PLANT

July 29, 2008 (TPA) - An engineer has said 127 people were evacuated from a French nuclear site after what he called a minor incident that triggered an alarm.

Engineer Jean Girardi said 45 of those workers have been taken to the hospital after the incident at the Tricastin nuclear complex near the city of Avignon in southern France.

Mr Girardi said the alarm was apparently set off by a minor leak of radioactive particles. He also said tests found "extremely weak traces of radioactivity" on two people.

The French electric company EDF said Tuesday's incident had no impact on employees' health.

It has declined further comment.

Or maybe it was nothing at all. No leak. No radioactivity. A false alarm.

100 EMPLOYEES OF FRENCH NUCLEAR SITE EVACUATED

GRENOBLE July 29, 2008 (BW/AP) - About 100 employees were evacuated from a nuclear site in southern France on Tuesday after an alarm went off accidentally, the power plant said. ... Stephanie Biabaut, a spokeswoman for the plant near the city of Avignon, said the alarm went off accidentally Tuesday, and medical tests showed that personnel were not contaminated.

... French electric company EDF, which runs the plant, declined to explain Girardi's comments [See above.] but insisted the case was merely a false alarm.

You see, officially it was a false alarm. Officially nothing has happened. [Pause.] Officially nothing to worry about, M. Becq.

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NEW EDF SPOKESMAN: QUOI-MOI, INQUIET ?
M. Girardi Is No Longer Available For Comments
[Photo source (background): obouton]

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July 30, 2008

Pave: French Poodle

Le jour 442 de Sarko

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MR. OBAMA NOVELTY UNDERPANTS
Special French Deluxe Edition Features
Confidence-Building Eiffel Tower Imprint

Without so much as a "merci beaucoup" Mr. Obama breezed in-and-out of France transforming a once haughty and hostile nation into a kennel of yapping, adoring poodles ready to vote him into office -- unless, of course, he were to run in France. [Abrupt needle scratch.] Relax, mes amis. Not to worry about any Mr. Obamas emerging in France. Relax.

And the most yapping of the adoring French, the chief of state himself, Sarko.

SARKOZY TO OBAMA: JE T’AIME
July 25, 2008 (ABC News)

Yap.

NICOLAS SARKOZY LOUE "L'AVENTURE DE BARACK OBAMA"
[NICOLAS SARKOZY PRAISES "ADVENTURE OF BARACK OBAMA"]
26 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

Yap.

NICOLAS SARKOZY : « OBAMA ? C'EST MON COPAIN »
[SARKO: "OBAMA? HE'S MY BUDDY"]
26 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

Yap.

SARKOZY GUSHES OVER OBAMA, KINDRED SPIRIT

July 26, 2008 (Chicago Sun Times) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy gushed over Barack Obama on Friday when the two appeared together at the Elysee Palace, coming close, it seemed, to making an endorsement. Sarko:
But, obviously, one is interested in a candidate who's looking towards the future, rather than the past, and that's something that -- a concern that I share.

... And you have to know that here in Europe, here in France, we're watching with great interest what you're doing.

... Not everyone here is called Sarkozy, you know. And I'm aware of the fact that not everyone is called Obama in the United States of America. And that's a sense of -- gives us a sense of America of adventure. And Barack Obama's adventure is an adventure that rings true in the hearts and mind of the French and of Europeans.

In March, rival John McCain visited with Sarkozy at the palace, but the French leader did not give him the honor of a joint appearance.

Not too long ago such effusions were construed as "poodling".

M. Sarkozy n'est pas un européen convaincu, comme nous tous, qui défend les intérêts de la France. Il est avant tout un pro-américaniste, il est un zélateur de Bush...quelqu'un qui se fixe comme programme d'être le futur caniche du président des Etats-Unis.

[Mr. Sarkozy is not a confirmed European, like the rest of us, who defends the interests of France. He is foremost a pro-americanist, a Bush zealot...somebody who sets an agenda to be the future poodle of the president of the United States.]

Laurent Fabius,
député PS de Seine-Maritime (4ème),
former PM, présidentiable wash-out,
and "Top Ten" politician (No.6)
September 16, 2006 (Le Monde)

Ah, but now even Socialists want a Mr. Obama moment.

Should Mr. McCain win, then this sort of thing will again be denounced as poodling.

(A more outrageous but less cited example of French poodling here.)

Although it would seriously wound European sensibilities to say so, their endorsements mean little or nothing to the American electorate. Unless there is a war on (e.g., 2004), presidential elections do not much turn on foreign policy. They turn on domestic issues. Selfish Americans.

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July 29, 2008

Pave: The Beholden Forget III

Le jour 441 de Sarko

PORN FILM MADE AT FIRST WORLD WAR MEMORIAL
Pornography Has Become The Latest Threat To Graves And Memorials
On The First World War Battlefields Of Northern France.

PARIS July 29, 2008 (Telegraph) - While common acts of desecration have in the past included vandalism and graffiti, indecent photographs and videos are increasingly being shot around the magnificent structures built during the post-war years to remember the fallen.

The latest incident saw a French couple given a four-month suspended prison sentence for making a pornographic video at the Vimy Ridge memorial near Arras.

After being found guilty of exhibitionism, they were fined £400 each and ordered to pay a

symbolic one euro (80 pence)

in damages to Canada, which lost 60,000 men in the Great War.

At Vimy Ridge 3,598 Canadians were killed and 10,602 wounded. [A quick calculation.]

Naturally, France pockets the £800 in fines for the bother of dispensing her justice.

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VIMY RIDGE MEMORIAL
Added Attraction

Despite the courageous deeds and sacrifice honoured by the Vimy Memorial, the couple are believed to have stripped naked and performed sex acts beside the soaring stone structure.

They then posted the video on a website, invited people to pay to watch it.

Their punishment came just six months after another couple were fined for taking nude photographs of themselves in the same place.

... Police who investigated the case said similar incidents were regularly reported at other memorial and military graveyards.

[Hat tip: Hervé]

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July 28, 2008

Pave: Air France, à votre service III

Le jour 440 de Sarko

Faire du ciel le plus bel endroit de la terre

[Making the sky the best place on Earth]

Current Air France company theme

And if you are a person with special needs, not to worry. Air France is ready to catapult you into the blue with attentive care. Below is Air France policy found on the the Air France Web site:

PASSENGERS WITH REDUCED MOBILITY
Saphir:* For A Smooth And Comfortable Trip!

[* Air France special needs customer service program.]

Is your mobility reduced as a result of a disability (whether motor-based, visual, hearing or mental), your age or an illness? With Saphir, Air France offers you a wide range of services tailored to your needs.

These services are available across the whole Air France network when you travel on flights operated by Air France.

From the moment you set off to the moment you arrive,
Air France makes your journey smoother!

    All cabin crew have received disability awareness training.

    They will be notified about your special needs and know exactly what your assistance requirements are.

    They will go out of their way to ensure that your flight is as comfortable and pleasant as possible.

And here is how all that awareness training and attentive care policy translates into customer service.

AIR FRANCE AVOIDS DISABLED PASSENGERS

July 27, 2008 (asap.co.uk) - A well-known magazine, Emerging Horizons, has accused Air France for not making arrangements to suit disabled passengers. In its summer issue the magazine called Air France Germ of the Year in its research on travel industry. It was based on personal experience of one of its editors who is paraplegic. The magazine found that Air France was not doing enough to care for people with disabilities to have a seamless travel experience. The carrier was simply ignoring the requirements of people with less mobility and at times, even refused to allow such passengers on its flights.

In one incident, a senior captain of Air France refused to accommodate a disabled passenger on the flight. The passenger Michelle Daly, who is a French government adviser, had booked an Air France flight from Paris to London. She was travelling to London to attend a conference on disabilities. However, when the captain came to know that the lady could not walk by herself, he asked her to leave the plane. According to him, she posed a risk to safety and health of other passengers.

Fortunately, British Airways were willing to accommodate her on its flight to London later in the afternoon that day.

Air France argued that the captain’s decision was correct, as their aircraft was not equipped to handle disabled passengers.

More posts on the seamless Air France travel experience here, here, here, here and here. And if you are a passenger "with a high body mass", see here and here.

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July 27, 2008

Pave: Zsu Zsu

Le jour 439 de Sarko

Enough of Mr. Obama. For now. (Don't worry. More later.)

At this year's Burning Man an art installation will pay homage to Zsu Zsu, the Crybaby Drama Queen, an epitome for the French bad girlfriend. She disdains her boyfriends, she disdains the project, she disdains Burning Man. If you should meet her, she already disdains you.

Zsu Zsu will hide in a pink heart-shaped trailer that rests on its side. The trailer is fitted with a mechanical hand that accepts "geefts" for Zsu Zsu. Outside is a replica of the Eiffel Tower, rechristened the Spiteful Tower, which acts as a mood thermometer for Zsu Zsu. In back is a storage tank that supplies the trailer with French air with its rich mix of French particulate matter and, we imagine, the signature smell that is Paris.

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ZSU ZSU INSTALLATION SKETCH
A Little Monument To French Contempt In The Nevada Desert

Zsu Zsu refuses visitors, though occasionally she opens the trailer door to spit on an unlucky few. When not admiring herself, she calls out complaints and insults to passers-by. By the end of the week everyone will have had enough of Zsu Zsu and her trailer and its associated properties will be burned to the ground.

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July 26, 2008

Pave: Never Mind IV Redux

Le jour 438 de Sarko

It is just too much fun.

OBAMA SUPERSTAR

OP-ED 25 juillet 2008 (Figaro) - Mission accomplie. Barack Obama retourne aux États-Unis en ayant réussi sa sortie dans le vaste monde. Réputé inexpérimenté parce qu'il n'a que trois ans de mandat de sénateur derrière lui, le candidat démocrate a montré qu'il n'avait aucun complexe à avoir sur la scène internationale.

[Mission accomplished. Barack Obama heads back to the United States having made a success of his outing in the great big world. Considered inexperienced because he has only three years in the Senate behind him, the democratic candidate showed that he had no hang-ups on the international stage.]

IN FRANCE, OBAMA HAS THE LOOK OF A PRESIDENT
July 25, 2008 (Fox)

FRANCE SHOWS OBAMA APPROVAL
As Candidate Tries To Win U.S. Hearts,
French Leader Says That Nation Finds Him 'Very Attractive'
PARIS July 26, 2008 (Chicago Tribune)

OBAMA RISKS PRAISE FROM FRANCE
PARIS July 26, 2008 (LAT)


Oh. Never mind.


FRENCH GOING WILD FOR SENATOR KERRY
IN ELECTION FEVER

‘A Certain Elegance’ Is Seen

PARIS March 15, 2004 (NYSun) - If November’s presidential election were being held here, there’s no doubt that Mr. Kerry, the Massachusetts senator and Democratic candidate, would win by a landslide. Constance Borde, head of the France chapter of Democrats Abroad:
People are going crazy. My phone is ringing from morning to night because everybody wants to know about Kerry. I’m even getting calls from French people asking if they can contribute to the campaign, and of course I have to tell them no.This is something I’ve never seen happening.

THE WORLD BACKS KERRY

October 15, 2004 (Guardian) - Millions of Americans are scratching their heads over how to vote on November 2 after the last of the three televised presidential debates left George Bush and John Kerry neck and neck over jobs, education, health care and taxes, with little mention of Iraq or 9/11. But the rest of the world, according to a poll we and several other newspapers publish today, has already made up its mind, backing the Democratic challenger by a margin of two to one.

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

October 27, 2004 (Guardian) - The French distaste for the Bush administration is evident in all the polls. A recent survey showed that Kerry would win as much as 82% of the French vote, while George Bush would secure a mere 16%. Around 70% of French people say that their opinion of America has deteriorated over the past three years, 75% of the population say that they have a poor opinion of Bush, and 77% say that they believe the US-led campaign in Iraq was a mistake.

...BUT THE WORLD BACKS KERRY

PARIS October 30, 2004 (Times Online) - If it were left to the voters of the world, John Kerry would stroll into the White House, leaving President Bush buried deep in a landslide. With few exceptions, from Europe to Asia, Africa to Latin America, people want an end to probably the most globally unpopular presidency on record.

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3 NOVEMBRE 2004, LE JOUR D'APRÈS
Dopey Americans Miss An Enlightened World's Big Cue

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Pave: You Don't Say?

Le jour 438 de Sarko

OBAMA : « L'AMÉRICAIN MOYEN
AIME ÉNORMÉMENT LES FRANÇAIS »

[OBAMA: AVERAGE AMERICAN
ENORMOUSLY FOND OF THE FRENCH]
25 juillet 2008 (20minutes)

[Blinding insight. Lugubrious pause.]

Oh. [More lugubrity.]

Well, that explains why our movie deal fell through.

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July 25, 2008

Pave: Never Mind IV

Le jour 437 de Sarko

OBAMA HEADS FOR FRANCE AFTER MAJOR BERLIN RALLY

BERLIN July 25, 2008 (AFP) - Public opinion polls in France mirror those elsewhere in Europe to show Obama is by far the candidate most people would like to see succeed President George W. Bush in the November elections.


Oh. Never mind.


POLL SHOWS FRENCH STAUNCHLY BEHIND KERRY

PARIS October 28, 2004 (AFP) - More than two out of three French would vote for John Kerry and only one in 10 for George W Bush in the US presidential election if they had the chance, according to an opinion poll published Thursday.

Take heart, Europa, Mr. Obama will be available for your elections after November 4. Vote all you want.

What is not apparent to self-fascinated Europa is that its phony self-congratulating Obamania (and here) is not a ringing endorsement to Americans. Americans will vote Mr. Obama up or down depending on the strength of his appeal to Americans. It is a long shot that any foreign endorsements will win him votes and more likely some will cost him votes.

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UNDERWHELMING FRENCH SUPPORT
Americans Amused By "Teeny Basket", Flat Placket

Ah, thanks, but no thanks.

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July 24, 2008

Pave: Une nation qui rayonne dans le monde V

Le jour 436 de Sarko

La population est inquiète et ne croit plus aux chiffres officiels.

[The local population is worried and no longer believes official figures.]

André-Yves Becq,
deputy mayor of Bollène,
describing local confidence
in the government's nuclear oversight
17 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

I don't want people to feel that we are hiding anything from them.

Jean-Louis Borloo,
ministre d’Etat, ministre de l’Ecologie,
de l’Energie, du Développement durable
et de l’Aménagement du territoire
,
checking on things, better late than never
July 19, 2008 (Telegraph)

July is nuclear screw-ups month in France.

FIFTEEN FRENCH WORKERS EXPOSED
TO LOW-LEVEL NUCLEAR RADIATION

PARIS July 21, 2008 (Xinhua) - Fifteen French workers were slightly exposed to nuclear radiation at Saint-Alban nuclear station in Iser province, but their health was unaffected, local media reported Monday.

A manager with France's national power company said regular medical checks found traces of radiation materials in the workers' bodies after they carried out routine repair and maintenance tasks at the nuclear station on July 18.

The manager said they were immediately sent to a hospital for further checks, which showed their organs, luckily, were not affected.

Luckily.

The nuclear station reported the incident to the country's nuclear safety bureau, which examined the scene of the incident, but did not list it as a nuclear radiation incident as it was not very severe.

Luckily.

100 EMPLOYEES AT FRENCH NUCLEAR SITE CONTAMINATED

PARIS July 23, 2008 (BW) - Radioactive particles spewed from a pipe at a French nuclear reactor on Wednesday, slightly contaminating 100 employees, a spokeswoman for the national electric company said.

It was the fourth incident at a French nuclear site in recent weeks and the second in five days.

Caroline Muller, a spokeswoman for Electricite de France, said 100 EDF employees were "slightly contaminated" by radioactive particles that escaped from the pipe at a reactor complex in Tricastin, in southern France. Ms. Muller:

What concerns us is less the level of the people contaminated than the number of people contaminated.

Ahhh...huh? It seems to us it is precisely the level of radiation where the concern begins. If the contamination is so piddling as to be of no concern, than what matter the number of contaminated employees?

The incident came a day after authorities lifted a ban on fishing and water sports in two rivers that was imposed July 8 after liquid containing unenriched uranium leaked from a broken underground pipe at a site run by nuclear giant Areva at the huge Tricastin complex, near the city of Avignon.

The truly amazing thing, the wonderful thing about French nuclear power is all that energy is produced but fugitive particle decay never poses a danger to the environment or the locals or the staff. [A sudden idea.] Why not just bottle the contaminant, slap a fancy label on it, and sell it? It's that safe.

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L’EAU ENRICHIE EN URANIUM
Darn Good, Pretty Safe

65% of French think nuclear energy poses a risk.

Europeans and Nuclear Safety,
Eurobarometer Report (February 2007), p. 21

Yes, and now we know why.

More posts on radiant France here, here, here, and here.

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July 23, 2008

Pave: Spin: Face Change

Le jour 435 de Sarko

We do not believe in a once Golden Age of journalism. An age where reporting confined itself to findings and the established facts. No, reportage has always come with an agenda. This agenda often goes by the name, spin. And one typically first encounters spin in the headline.*

Mind the headline.

CHANGING FACES IN FRENCH WORKPLACE

PARIS July 21, 2008 (BBC) - A major grievance during the riots three years ago was the discrimination young people of Arab and African origin said they faced in getting jobs.

But now the government of President Nicolas Sarkozy says things have improved - and French companies are hiring more people from deprived neighbourhoods like Saint-Denis, especially young graduates.

"There's a real dynamic which has begun on the issue of hiring young people from poor areas or from ethnic minorities," says the Minister for Urban Affairs, Fadela Amara, who herself grew up in a mainly immigrant suburb:

There's a real campaign to promote diversity. Large companies have discovered that young people from these areas offer genuine potential. And this isn't philanthropy, it's just good business. They know that those who have degrees have had to work very hard to get them, twice as hard as those who don't live in neighbourhoods where there are problems, so they're extremely competitive on the job market.

But when I put this to people in Saint-Denis market, they say little has changed as far as they can see [and here and here].

... And activists campaigning for equal opportunities say there has not been a breakthrough.

"You can't really measure any progress yet because we're still at the very beginning," said Carole da Silva,** head of an organisation which helps minority graduates find jobs.

... In Evry, south of Paris, I met Fatou Fall, a management assistant in a communications company. She manages the company's budget and considers herself fortunate to have a good job which she enjoys doing. But she says getting it was not easy - and when she was looking for a job, she says she sometimes faced blatant discrimination. Ms. Fall:

Once I applied for a job in a travel agency and the manager was very pleased with me. He wanted to hire me, but when the owner - his father - learned that I was Senegalese, he decided that he didn't want me - and the manager told me that it was because his father was older and he didn't get on well with foreigners.

But Ms Fall agrees that there has been progress under the Sarkozy government and she praises the work of the Urban Affairs Minister, Ms Amara.

... But if that is happening, it is not obvious to the people in Saint-Denis. One young black man told me:

France is racist and hypocritical. Perhaps things are getting better in the UK, but not here.

Hhhmmm, the reporter has found exactly one changed face in the French workplace with much of the non-government commentary belying the happy headline. This story was lifted whole and re-edited by IslamOnline.net. Here is its headline:

FRANCE'S JOB DISCRIMINATION STILL RIFE
July 21, 2008 (IslamOnline.net)

[Pause.] Yes, well, for our money the Muslim press seems to have gotten the headline right.

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* Other examples of spun headline here, here (item No.2), here, here, and here.

** 2007 European Year of Equal Opportunities for All (EYEO):

Carole Da Silva is the Founder and Director of the « AFIP », (Association pour Favoriser l’Insertion professionnelle). The objective of the association is to help young graduates with « visible » ethnic difference to find a job. Afip has a method including knowledge of the enterprise needs, coaching, and various training courses. A member of the High Council for Integration, Carole also takes part in the EYEO steering committee.

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July 22, 2008

Pave: How Poor Are The French Poor?

Le jour 434 de Sarko

For ye have the poor with you always...

Mark 14:7 (KJV)

The Christ -- no slouch on behalf of the poor -- pronounced this simple truth. Yet socialist governments believe they can wand wave the poor away with some combination of state controls, state assistance, propaganda, and/or criminalizing poverty. But the poor persist. Why?

Marxists, fascists, and socialists would all have you believe that the reason there are the poor is because there are the rich. This is why millionaire socialists publicly pretend to detest the rich. [Pause.] But this is a political lie for the political enrichment of Marxists, fascists, and socialists.

Poverty, when it is not circumstantial, is the product of choice. [We pause to assist the swooning liberal.] Not that many people consciously choose poverty, but bad choice and poor judgment -- more probably a number of bad choices and poor judgments -- put people on the losing end of the economy.

The varieties of Marxism try to even out the economy by limiting individual choice to only those choices that serve the party which serves the state which serves the party which serves itself. In the end only the party prospers. Western socialism tries to smooth out the economy by redistributing the gains of productive individuals to less productive and nonproductive individuals.* Eventually the socialist state becomes an eleemosynary state and goes bankrupt. The state distributes more than it can skim and still keep productive individuals producing. It becomes more profitable to be nonproductive than to be productive.

NUMBER OF POOR PEOPLE REACHES 7.9 MLN IN FRANCE IN 2006
PARIS July 19, 2008 (Xinhua)

GAP BETWEEN RICH AND POOR IN FRANCE WIDENS

PARIS July 21, 2008 (AHN) - A study [Les niveaux de vie en 2006] made by the National Institute for Statistics and Economics Studies [Institut national de la statistique et des études économiques, INSEE] in France showed that the gap between the rich and the country's poor is growing wider.

... According to data collated by the NISES [sic, INSEE], the number of French people living below the poverty line reached 7.9 million or at least 13.2 of the total population [as of 2006].** This segment of French society has a per capita monthly disposable income of less than $1,390 [€872.426].

The study showed that France's rich earn 3.41 times as much compared to the country's poor in 2006.

This is sloppy and wrong. The INSEE report uses disposable income -- gross income minus tax on that income -- as the point of comparison, not earnings or gross income. Since the French poor earn very little -- some 42% of their income derives from social transfers -- and the rich earn a great deal more before punitive French taxes, the earnings multiple would be considerably more than the disposable income multiple. As the numbers below attest the rich have 3.41x more disposable income than the poor.

The same study adds that the per capita annual disposable incomes of the rich comprised of 10 percent of the country's population average at least $52,440 [€32,913] in 2006 compared to only $15,357 [€9,638] of the poorest 10 percent of the population.

The higher and lower deciles are separated by $37,083 (€23,287). When we consider the gap between our own modest position and say, Bill Gates or Steve Forbes, [We consider this.] well, the French gap does not seem an extravagant divide.

The report gives the average standard of living in France as €20,600 per annum. So the meaningul gap is here, between the middle and the lowest. That is a less dramatic €5,243 or 1.34x poor income. But comparing the richest to the poorest keeps the average citizen out of the picture so as not to get him wondering why after his grueling 35-hour work week he is only 34% better off than the destitute of France.

Compared to the per capita purchasing power parity of emerging economic giant China ($5,300), the French poor's $15,357 per annum is 2.89x.*** Compared to India it is just shy of 6x ($2,700). Mexico, 1.2x ($12,800). South Africa, 1.57x ($9,800). Venezula, 1.25x ($12,200). Ironically, it is exactly 3.41x the exemplar socialist paradise, Cuba ($4,500). These are not comparisons with other countries' poor. These are comparison's of France's poor to the average citizen of these states. You may be poor in France, but you'd be living large in Kenya (9x!, $1,700)

The ratio of the per capital disposable annual incomes of the rich to the poor stood at 3.41:1 in 2006. In 2004 the ratio was 3.41:1 and in 2005, it was 3.37:1.

Whoa! [We whoa.]

The gap hasn't widen at all. It has simply reverted to its 2004 multiple. The report itself considers the change from 2005 to 2006 as insignificant (p.3).

De 2005 à 2006, l’évolution du taux de pauvreté (+ 0,1 point) ne peut pas être considérée comme significative.

So here we have a "widening gap" headline that wilts atop its story.

We are not hard-hearted. We do not envy the poor their lot, nor do we wish it on them. We wish everyone all the necessities that make life livable, all the little amenities that make it pleasant. We only ask that rich-poor reporting be confined to the findings and spare us the tricked out drama.

The missing headline here is, POOR LIVING NICELY IN FRANCE, THANK YOU.

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* The redistribution of wealth across society is, of course, not that different from what the Christ advocated, except that He made it an act of individual conscience not an act of state.

** The study only covers metropolitan France. The less-well-off territories, where inhabitants are purportedly fully vested French nationals, are excluded. So dividing the metropolitan poor by the total population of France depresses the percentage. This neat trick is also used to deflate France's unemployment numbers.

All references to France and French averages in our post are, then, to be understood as metropolitan France as of 2006.

*** All per capita PPP numbers are 2007 estimates.

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July 21, 2008

Pave: Scamming The French American Dream

Le jour 433 de Sarko

Mes chers compatriotes, il faut croire en la France.

[My dear compatriots, it is necessary to believe in France.]

Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack,
then-Président de la République,
trying to resuscitate Tinkerbell France
PALAIS DE L'ÉLYSÉE, Paris 31 décembre 2005 (Élysée)

We were sent this curious story yesterday:

FRENCH COUPLE CHARGED WITH IMMIGRATION FRAUD IN LA

LOS ANGELES July 4, 2008 (Mercury News/AP) - Deborah Sion, 25, was arrested in Van Nuys Thursday by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents after being charged with mail fraud, wire fraud, aggravated identity theft and transfer of false identification documents. Also charged in the case is her husband Isaac Peres, 27, who is in custody in France, where he is facing charges in an unrelated fraud scheme.

According to court documents, the couple posted ads on the Internet offering jobs for French workers at restaurants in the Los Angeles area and casinos in Las Vegas. Sion told interested applicants she could help them get legal immigration status through a green card lottery program and that application for the program cost between 1500 to 2700 Euros (or $2,358 to $4,244), depending on additional services such as travel and housing assistance she could sell to the victims.

The U.S. government does not charge a fee to apply to the Diversity Lottery Program, [U.S. attorney's spokesman Thom] Mrozek said.

... Several victims discovered the fraud when they were stopped at U.S. airports and told they couldn't enter the country, or when they went to the American consulate in Paris and were told the cards were fake. Philippe Larrieu, the French consul general in Los Angeles, said Sion and Peres stole from more than 100 victims.

Robert Schoch, special agent in charge of ICE's Los Angeles office:

Sadly, the people who fell victim to this scheme genuinely believed the defendants had ties to the United States government and were selling legitimate 'green cards'. Our nation's immigration benefits are not for sale.

Sion and Peres each face up to 57 years in prison if convicted.

[Hat tip: Carine]

We are shocked! Shocked!

[A long pause as we allow several successive waves of shock to ripple off. We consider a cigarette, but realize we do not smoke.]

Perhaps our disbelief is your disbelief. Perhaps our questions are your questions. How could such a scheme come about? Where would magouilleurs find the Frenchies who would leave France, Paradise itself, to moil in the trenches of "dark America"? How could such a scheme ever reach the proportions detailed in the report? Why would Frenchies emigrate to America for a better life when they already experience life as-good-as-it-will-ever-be in France, in Paradise?

Here, here, here, here, here, here, and here -- these are partial answers. But emigrate to America? Has France been brought so low? Shocking!

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July 20, 2008

Pave: Barbie féministe

Le jour 432 de Sarko

Bon anniversaire, la République !

All this week Pave celebrates the French Republic's birthday.

What better occasion than la Fête Nationale to decry the sham equality of the Republic?

These actions, written into the “Charter of Equality Between Men and Women,” resulted in France‘s acquiring effective means in the last few years to improve the place of women in public life, professional life and private life.

The law on the equal access of men and women to elective office provides for parity in the executives of municipal and regional councils, and stiffer financial penalties for political parties that fail to comply with the legal requirements in terms of parity. It also requires a general councilor and a substitute of different gender to be elected in the upcoming local elections in the cantons. In this way, it opens up our local assemblies to “real parity.” With this law, a pool of women will be formed, leading to their full involvement in political life.

This law completes and strengthens our measures for parity in politics.

Jean-Pierre Lacroix,
then-Chargé d’Affaires to the UN,
bragging to the UN on French affirmative action
for achieving gender equality in France
PROMOTION OF GENDER EQUALITY AND
THE EMPOWERMENT OF WOMEN
NEW YORK March 7, 2007 (franceonu.org)

Ah, but where in France is M. Lacroix's completed parity?

DES FÉMINISTES COLLENT DES BARBES
AUX STATUES DE LA PLACE DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE

[FEMINISTS PASTE BEARDS TO STATUES
IN LA PLACE DE LA RÉPUBLIQUE]

PARIS 13 juillet 2008 (MSN/AFP) - Des militantes du groupe d'action féministe, "La Barbe", qui dénonce la suprématie masculine aux postes dirigeants, ont affublé dimanche les trois grandes statues de pierre de la place de la République à Paris de grandes barbes colorées.

Les trois militantes de ce collectif revendiquant une centaine d'adhérentes à Paris et Toulouse, ont escaladé le piédestal de la statue de la République, promettant de revenir chaque année tant que la France n'aura pas eu une femme présidente de la République, selon Marie de Cenival, fondatrice du groupe.

"Le 14 juillet, c'est la célébration de la prise de la Bastille, mais également de la déclaration des droits de l'Homme, qui sont aussi des droits des femmes", a-t-elle ajouté, en rendant hommage à Olympe de Gouges (1748-1793), "première féministe".

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EQUALITY PRANKING
Advancing Equality With Stunts

[Photo source: Jean Ayissi/AFP]

[The militant feminist action group, "The Beard*", which denounces male supremacy in positions of leadership, Sunday disguised the three large stone statues on the Place de la République in Paris with big colored beards.

The three activists claiming a hundred followers in Paris and Toulouse, climbed the pedestal of the statue of the Republic, promising to return each year as long as France has not had a woman president of the Republic, according to Marie de Cenival, founder of the group.

July 14 is the celebration of the storming of the Bastille, but equally of the rights of man, which are also the rights of women," she added, in paying homage to Olympe de Gouges (1748-1793), "the first féminist".]

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ADVOCATING FOR L'HÉGÉMONIE FÉMININE
Turnabout Is The Good Discrimination
[Photo source: Le Barbe]

It's no secret discrimination is rife in France. And women come in for their unfair share of it. In politics certainly the most qualified candidates should be put forward, regardless of gender. But making gender a qualification -- the qualification, which is the start point of La Barbe's position -- well, male or female, that is sexual discrimination. Standing discrimination on its head may be affirmative action, but it is still discrimination. As such it debases the very principle of equality that it seeks to establish.

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MODE D'ACTION
Strap This Over Your Ears And Feel The Man Power!
(Fake Fur, Phony Beard, Sham Equality)

[Photo source: Le Barbe]

Those who politick with their genitals, stand to lose with their genitals.

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* As an interjection or exclamation in French "la barbe" has the additional meanings of "What a bother!", "Nuisance!", "Enough!" [Hat tip: Hervé G.]

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July 19, 2008

Pave: Défaillances dans la sécurisation

Le jour 431 de Sarko

28 KILOS D'EXPLOSIFS VOLÉS
SUR UN SITE DE LA SÉCURITÉ CIVILE

[28 KILOS OF EXPLOSIVES STOLEN
FROM CIVILIAN SECURITY SITE]
18 juillet 2008 (20minutes)

Heavy-handed security is the rule in France. And it has, to date, spared France. All of which makes this lapse all the more curious.

LARGE SEMTEX CACHE STOLEN IN FRANCE

July 19, 2008 (Telegraph) - The 28 kilograms [61.6 pounds] of the explosive were discovered to be missing yesterday along with an unknown quantity of detonators, but the Interior Ministry said they could have been taken more than a week ago.

The Lyon depot is situated in a disused 19th century castle at Corbas near Lyon and is used by a civil defence unit to store explosives needed for bomb disposal workers. [The Interior Ministry] said there had been "security failings" [défaillances dans la sécurisation de ce site] which gave the thieves their chance.

... The Semtex is now being searched for by French anti-terrorist police who fear it could be used to attack civilian targets. Semtex is favoured by terrorists because it is powerful, has no smell and is almost impossible to detect.

"The investigation has to find out how they could have been stolen," a police source said.

How? [Pause.] Here is a clue.

MISSING EXPLOSIVES SITE
HAD NO PROTECTION: POLICE CHIEF

PARIS July 19, 2008 (AFP) — The stockage of 28 kilos (62 pounds) of Semtex along with detonators at Corbas, near Lyon in southeast France, "was not usual, and certainly not authorised," Xavier de Fuerst [the regional official in charge of security] said.

He told AFP the site, a former fort, had been sold by the defence ministry to the interior ministry in 2005.

"At the time it was protected by cameras but now there are only the shells. Work was planned in 2009 to put back the cameras and strengthen the entrances."

De Fuerst said the fort was ideal for storing explosives, as there was no threat to local people, but staff had "lowered their guard through overconfidence."

While the presence of the explosives would only have been known to the dozen or so personnel using the site, "ill-intentioned people could have observed their comings and goings" and deduced what was there.

"The explosives had probably been there since the beginning of 2008. The commander of the centre had anticipated the fact that he would have official authorisation by the end of 2009, but the security measures were not in place," de Fuerst said.

He said neither the local authorities nor the police had been aware that the explosives were there.

Thierry Butin, the mayor of Corbas:

I am extremely surprised and angry that from one day to the next you can store products as dangerous as this, without any protection.

How could this theft have happened? Hhmmm. The total absence of security might explain it. [Pause.] Just a guess.

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Pave: Une nation qui rayonne dans le monde IV

Le jour 431 de Sarko

ANOTHER NUCLEAR LEAK IN FRANCE

PARIS July 18, 2008 (IHT) - Uranium-bearing liquid has leaked from a broken underground pipe at a nuclear plant in southeastern France, the national nuclear safety authority said Friday. It was the second leak discovered at a French site this month.

The Nuclear Safety Authority said experts were trying to determine how much leaked uranium was present at the plant, which is owned by the electricity company Areva.

Areva, which is owned by the French government, is at the forefront of President Nicolas Sarkozy's effort to sell home-grown nuclear energy technology to the rest of the world.*

... An Areva spokesman, Charles Hufnagel, said the leak of lightly enriched uranium did not spread outside the site in Romans-sur-Isère and had "absolutely no impact on the environment." He said the factory hoped the problem would be classified as Level 1, the most minor of seven possible.

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« IL N'Y A PAS DU TOUT D'IMPACT SUR L'ENVIRONNEMENT »
Quoi ?

Thank God! Another leak at a French nuclear facility with "absolutely no impact on the environment". How reliable is French containment at its nuclear plants? Apparently impeccable. Leaks can go years before discovery, yet still have "absolutely no impact on the environment".

The Nuclear Safety Authority said the pipe was believed to have ruptured several years ago. It added that the pipe "was not in line with the applicable regulations, which require shock resistance ability sufficient to avoid rupture."

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* The latest Eurobarometer Report (February 2007), "Europeans and Nuclear Safety", finds that 53% of citizens of the EU25 consider nuclear power a risk to their persons and families (p.23). More disturbing, in France -- with the most nuclear power plants in Europe, 58 -- that number kicks up to 65% of French who think nuclear energy poses a risk (p.21).

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Pave: Never Mind III

Le jour 431 de Sarko

This one almost got away.

Comme la France le pressentait et le redoutait, la guerre en Iraq a précipité des bouleversements qui n'ont pas fini de dérouler leurs effets. ... Elle a offert au terrorisme un nouveau champ d'expansion.

[As France sensed and feared, the war in Iraq has triggered upheavals whose effects have not yet ceased to unfold. ... It has given terrorism a new field into which to expand.]

Then-Jack, Now Ex-Jack,
then-Président de la République,
worrying aloud about a free Iraq being a terrorist incubator
Allocution lors de la présentation des vœux
du corps diplomatique
PARIS 5 janvier 2007 (Palais de l'Élysée)


Oh. Never mind.


FEARS OF IRAQ BECOMING A TERRORIST INCUBATOR
SEEM OVERBLOWN, FRENCH SAY

PARIS April 8, 2008 (NYT)

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July 18, 2008

Pave: Never Mind II

Le jour 430 de Sarko

Le rejet irlandais du traité de Lisbonne conduit le Gouvernement à aborder la Présidence française avec "modestie et rigueur".

[The Irish rejection of the treaty of Lisbon leads the Government to approach the French Presidency [of the EU] with " modesty and rigueur".]

Jean-Pierre Jouyet,
secrétaire d’Etat aux Affaires européennes,
characterizing the upcoming French presidency of the EU
19 juin 2008 (Gouvernement de la France)

FRANCE HAS 'AMBITION OF BEING MODEST', SAYS KOUCHNER

July16, 2008 (EurActiv.com) - French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner said he is putting himself entirely at the disposal of the European Parliament during the French EU Presidency and pledged to listen to the opinion of the House. ... Speaking to the Foreign Affairs Committee* on 15 July, Kouchner made "modesty" a key word of his speech.**

"The French Presidency has the ambition of being modest," he said, humorously recognising that "modesty and listening are probably not part of our reputation".


Oh. Never mind.


NICOLAS SARKOZY IS ACCUSED
OF BLACKMAIL OVER EU TREATY

June 22, 2008 (Telegraph)

PETER MANDELSON: I WON'T BE BULLIED
BY NICOLAS SARKOZY OVER WORLD TRADE DEAL
***

BRUSSELS July 8, 2008 (Telegraph)

AFFAIRE PETRELLA : LE PRÉSIDENT ITALIEN
AGACÉ PAR LA DEMANDE DE SARKOZY

[PETRELLA AFFAIR:† ITALIAN PRESIDENT
IRRITATED BY SARKOZY REQUEST]
9 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

LES PROPOS DE SARKOZY FÂCHENT À DUBLIN
[SARKOZY REMARKS ANGER DUBLIN]
16 juillet 2008 (Libre Belgique/AFP)

[Hat tip: Janina]

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* The foreign office, with some experience of French modesty, has discreetly edited out M. Kouchner's bon mot from the official communiqué.

** Interior Minister Michèle Alliot-Marie (former dimmest bulb in the dark Chirac marquee™) also chimed in:

According to Ms Alliot-Marie, the French Presidency would demonstrate "great ambition, great modesty and great pragmatism."

*** Also see here and here.

† Marina Petrella was a bossling of the Brigate Rosse (Red Brigades, BR), a Marxist-Lenist terrorist group active in the 70s and 80s that sought to reduce Italy to revolutionary chaos. The better world of the BR had no clear plan other than kidnapping and ransoming or killing. Revolutionary excitement soon exhausted the BR and most were caught or fled. France became a welcoming refuge when leftist (former pétainiste) President Mitterand granted asylum to Italian terrorists who renounced violence. With the revolution going poorly, Sig.a Petrella upped sticks to France. France has since agreed to her extradition. Sarko has asked the Italian government to grant clemency.

We will post more fully on l'Affaire Petrella soon.

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July 17, 2008

Pave: Une nation qui rayonne dans le monde III

Le jour 429 de Sarko

A little follow-on.

We're not talking about dishwater here. This is a dangerous radioactive material.

Ben Ayliffe,
head of nuclear campaigns at Greenpeace,
making an alarming distinction
(infra)

I don't want people to feel that we are hiding anything from them.

Jean-Louis Borloo,
ministre d’Etat, ministre de l’Ecologie,
de l’Energie, du Développement durable
et de l’Aménagement du territoire
,
reassuring the French that nothing is hid --
in less time then it takes to pronounce his title
(infra)

La population est inquiète et ne croit plus aux chiffres officiels.

[The local population is worried and no longer believes official figures.]

André-Yves Becq,
deputy mayor of Bollène,
revealing that the locals are not team players
17 juillet 2008 (Le Monde)

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BONJOUR ATOMIQUE !
Oh! Don't Mind Us. Just Checking The Dosimeter. Omigod!

[Blinky is a cartoon mutant fish and not a French national;
The Simpsons™ & © 2008. Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.]

FRANCE ORDERS TESTS
ON ALL NUCLEAR POWER STATIONS AFTER LEAK

Fears Over France's Nuclear Reactors Have Been Raised
As The Government Orders Ground Water Tests At Its 58 Power Stations,
After A Uranium Leak At One Polluted Local Water Supplies.

PARIS July 17, 2008 (Telegraph) - The safety lapse at a plant in Provence run by French nuclear giant Areva has raised questions over President Nicolas Sarkozy's drive to roll out reactors around the world – in Britain but also in states with less stringent safety norms.

... Residents in Bollène in the Vaucluse, southern France – a top tourist area – have been told not to drink water or eat fish from nearby rivers, after 74kg of liquid uranium was spilled on July 7 at the Tricastin nuclear plant. Swimming and water sports were also banned along with irrigating crops with the contaminated water, which reached two rivers [scil., the Gaffière and the Lauzon].

... It has been declared all vegetables and crops irrigated just after the leak fit for consumption, but residents around Bollène, where the power station is located, said they feared for their health.

... [André-Yves Becq, the deputy mayor of Bollène] said Socatri [operator of the site and a subsidiary of Areva] inspectors "suspiciously" told one family that dangerously high levels of contamination in its water supply were due to a "dirty measurement instrument".

[L'attitude de la Socatri, qui a fait des prélèvements de nuit et a tenté d'expliquer une teneur en uranium de 64 microgrammes d'uranium par litre d'eau, chez un particulier, par une souillure des instruments de mesure, nous a paru suspecte.]

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July 16, 2008

Pave: The Holiday Car-be-cue

Le jour 428 de Sarko

Bon anniversaire, la République !

All this week Pave celebrates the French Republic's birthday.

The French car-be-cue is a popular Republican recreation during the fête nationale française (and here) -- or any holiday really (and here and this and here and this).

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VANDALISM AS PATRIOTISM
Bleu, Brûlé, Rouge

FETE NATIONALE - SOIREE DU 13 JUILLET :
297 VEHICULES BRULES

[NATIONAL CELEBRATION - NIGHT OF JULY 13:
297 VEHICALS TORCHED]

14 juillet 2008 (LCI) - La soirée du 13 juillet, marquée par plusieurs bals à l'occasion de la fête nationale, a été assez calme à Paris mais plus agitée en Ile-de-France, avec notamment des incendies de voitures et d'un gymnase dans le Val d'Oise. Dans toute la France, 297 véhicules ont été incendiés et 121 personnes ont été interpellées, selon un bilan communiqué par le ministère de l'Intérieur.

[The evening of July 13, characterized by many balls on the occasion of the national holiday, was rather calm in Paris but more restless in Ile-de-France, notably with car torchings and arson of a gymnasium in the Val d'Oise. In the whole of France, 297 vehicles were torched and 121 persons arrested, according to a statement by the Interior Ministry.]

295 VEHICULES BRULES ET 98 INTERPELLATIONS
DANS LA NUIT DU 14 AU 15 JUILLET

[295 VEHICLES TORCHED AND 98 ARRESTS
FOR THE NIGHT OF JULY 14 TO 15]
15 juillet 2008 (Le Monde/AFP)

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Pave: Subject To Change VIII

Le jour 428 de Sarko

Like the weather, if you don't like government policy in France just wait a news cycle for something different.

Posted by Damian at January 11, 2008 01:30 PM

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Friday's French position.

FRENCH PRESIDENT NICOLAS SARKOZY
SAYS EITHER LISBON OR NICE

July 11, 2008 (Enjoy France) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy has advised the European Parliament that the EU should stop wasting time on further discussions regarding the Lisbon Treaty.

In a speech he made to MEPs in Strasbourg, President Sarkozy said:

There will not be any new treaty. It's either Lisbon, or it's Nice.

Today's French position.*

FRANCE EYES TREATY CHANGES
FOR IRISH RE-VOTE: SARKOZY AIDE

PARIS July 16, 2008 (EUbusiness) - French President Nicolas Sarkozy could ask Ireland to hold a second referendum on the EU reform treaty but with some minor changes to the charter, [Henri Guaino,] a key adviser said Wednesday.
One of the solutions would be indeed to eventually ask the Irish to re-vote, but probably not on a text that would be exactly the same.

We'll see.

The Irish didn't vote down the treaty on minor points so minor changes will not likely have them vote it up. And were minor changes substantive enough to satisfy Irish objections then ratifications of the earlier version would be void. The latter is not a serious impediment as the parliaments of member states appear ready to ratify anything that will lessen the burdens of native governance.

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* Earlier opposite flip-flop here.

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July 15, 2008

Pave: A Brief History Of The Republic

Le jour 427 de Sarko

Bon anniversaire, la République !

All this week Pave celebrates the French Republic's birthday. All of them. Unlike boring America with its single start point, its single constitution, and its continuous form of government, France is a much more complicated story.

France herself predates the first of the French republics by some 949 years, her discrete establishment dates from the Treaty of Verdun on August 8 (or 11), 843. The First Republic -- at the time simply République française, so keen the gush of optimism -- was declared on September 12, 1792 coincident with deposing the current monarch, Louis XVI. (The September date is the proper birthday of French republicanism, but it lacks the nervous excitement of the earlier storming of the Bastille.*)

A constitution was cobbled up a year later, ratified, then suspended before it took effect. The First Republic had three separate constituted governments: the National Convention (1792–95), responsible for the Reign of Terror; the Directory (1795–99), responsible for bankrupting France while pillaging Europe; and the Consulate (1799–1804), a trial-run dictatorship responsible for trashing the Republic. The first two governments were overthrown by force, while the third simply slipped into a popular tyranny.

After a short-lived empire (1804-1814, with a brief 100-day encore in 1815), whose imperial diastole was followed by a ruinous systole, the House of Bourbon was restored to the throne by the continental powers arrayed against France (1814-1830). It was overthrown in the July Revolution and replaced by the July Monarchy (1830-1848) of the House of Orleans, an impractical constitutional monarchy. This too was overthrown by another French revolution and the Second Republic proclaimed (1848-1852). This was overthrown in short order by the Coup d'État du 2 décembre 1851 and the establishment of the Second Empire (1852-1870) the following year. The empire came to an abrupt and humiliating end at Sedan** with the capture of the emperor and his army by Prussia.

Time to trade down to a parliamentary monarchy again. The government and the citizenry were willing but the settled-on pretender to the throne, the Comte de Chambord, queered the deal by insisting on replacing the revolutionary drapeau tricolore with the traditional drapeau blanc of the monarchy of yore. He was refused and he refused in turn. Remarkably, on this petty sticking point, the French monarchy evaporated. Piff. What misrule, mobbing, bloodletting, mock justice, deceits, and chaos had failed to expunge with finality, the drapeau tricolore now killed off forever.

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LE DRAPEAU TRICOLORE (L) ET LE DRAPEAU BLANC (R)
Drapeau Blanc Reintroduced For A Brief Period In 1940

The raucous Third Republic (1870-1940) is the longest-lived of all the French republics. Although an elected president was head of state, the executive government was constituted by the President of the Council (scil., prime minister), who depended on majority support in the quarreling Assemblée nationale. The Republic banged around from crisis to crisis with 87 successor governments, or roughly 1¼ governements per year. Following defeat in the French 6-week condensed version of WWII, the Third Republic finally fell in 1940.

Then, as the French tell it, the whole of real France (scil., la France libre) upped sticks to Britain leaving a phony France behind (scil., Vichy France), run by imposters who in every respect were identical to their French originals. Except they were imposters. Not French at all but Nazi constructs -- all this figured out some 20 years before